Disclaimer: I own absolutely no one. All characters belong to Amy Sherman-Palladino and the Millar-Gough team.

Author's Note: I know this looks like the exact same story that I posted under my other name, but some chapters will be different and this version will have chapters that the other version doesn't. If you're confused, read my profile.

Crazy in Love: Chapter One

The sunlight filtered through the window and landed on Rory, waking her up. She groaned and turned away from the light. Her head was killing her. Suddenly a thought occurred to her. She couldn't remember anything about last night.

Okay, so that wasn't completely true. She remembered drinking and dancing with a really cute guy, but that was it. Her mind told her to keep her eyes closed, but she opened them anyway.

This wasn't her room. Which meant only one thing. She'd spent the night with the hottie from the bar. She and Paris had come to Las Vegas to celebrate the end of their freshmen year at Yale, not meet some random guy and spend the night with him.

She ran a hand through her hair and the sun caught something on her hand. Rory brought her hand down and looked at the gold band on her left ring finger.

She'd gotten married? The matching ring on her mystery guy's hand confirmed it. After looking around the room she realized something else. She'd gotten married and had sex. She'd lost her virginity to a complete stranger. Her mom was going to kill her.

Paris. She hadn't gone back to their room last night. Paris was probably worried about her. Coffee. She needed coffee. First she needed a hot shower.

Rory wrapped the sheet tightly around her body and slowly extricated herself from mystery guy's warm embrace. She sat up and inched toward the edge of the bed, but as she did the sheet tangled under her. She fell and released a yelp, waking her husband up.

Jason's eyes flew open when he heard a soft yelp. Like Rory, all he could remember from the previous night was dancing and drinking. Also like Rory, he was completely mystified when he saw his wedding band.

Despite his confusion, his concern shifted to the brunette sitting on the floor of his hotel room with a sheet wrapped securely around her. "Are you okay?"

"Yea, I was trying not to wake you up." Jason smiled, at least his wife was beautiful. "What are you smiling about?"

"How beautiful you look." Rory groaned and buried her face in her hands.

"I'm not wearing any make-up, I have a major handover, my hair needs to be brushed, I need a shower, I'm wearing a sheet, and we don't know each other. How can you possibly think I'm beautiful?"

"I don't know. I just do." Rory blushed and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.

"I need a shower and then I need coffee and chocolate chip pancakes."

"Do you think the marriage was legal?" Rory looked at the piece of paper on the night stand, a marriage certificate.

"Yes, it was. I'm Mrs. Jason Teague."

"One more question and then you can take your shower." Jason thought for a minute then amended his statement. "Two more questions."

"Go for it."

"How old are you?"

"Nineteen."

"Are you a virgin?"

"I was until last night." This time it was Jason who emitted the groan.

Jason heard the shower turn on and wondered what he was going to do. He and Lex had come to Las Vegas with Clark, Lana, and Chloe so that they could celebrate their graduation. Getting married hadn't been part of the plan. Getting married to a nineteen-year-old virgin definitely hadn't been part of the plan.

He didn't even remember why they had gotten married. He was pretty sure Rory had come to Vegas to get married. She wasn't twenty-one so she had to have a fake i.d. All he remembered was meeting Rory and thinking that she was cute. They had danced and talked and made out, but the marriage was still a complete blank.

He groaned in frustration and mentally reviewed everything that had happened since last night. He had gotten drunk, gotten married, and couldn't remember any of it. Could this day get any worse?

At that moment Rory walked out of the bathroom wearing one of his shirts. His mouth went dry. She looked incredibly sexy. "Already stealing my clothes?"

"I didn't feel like playing find the clothes."

"What do you want to do about the marriage?" he asked as she sat down. She didn't answer because as soon as she sat down she thought about something.

"Did we use protection?" Jason shook his head and a silence settled over the room.