AN: Yep, I'm finally hauling my ass back to writing stuff. Digimon has been placed on hiatus, so you won't be getting any of those from me anytime soon. So nyah! The summary sez it all, so just read on.

Disclaimer: All 'historical' events mentioned after the 4-30-45 entry are fictitious, blah, blah, blah, Juniper Lee belongs to Judd Winick, etc, etc, etc. I never bothered with these things. :P

Your Not so Average Paranormal Event

By Fizzy 13

Prologue: A Brief History of the Facts

April 30, 1945 – History states that it was this very day that Adolf Hitler, Fuhrer of Germany, committed suicide in a bunker under Berlin. A body was found, and things all seemed to fit in place. Of course, that's what history says – and history isn't always accurate.

March 16, 1945 – An unidentified aircraft is briefly spotted above the Berlin countryside by farmers. It mysteriously vanishes. History remains quiet about this possible UFO sighting, and everybody eventually forgets of it.

September 28, 1945 – Adolf Hitler, alive, well, and intent on establishing a Fourth Reich, finalized an agreement with the Hyperborean race at Shambala facility, 500 meters beneath the Antarctic mainland. They would provide the resources and technology he would need to accomplish the first few parts of Operation: Innere Angelegenheiten.

September 29, 1945 – Reichsführer-SS Heinrich Himmler, as opposed to what history states, escaped with Hitler and the rest of his top brass to Shambala. On this day, Hitler gave him full command of the first phase of Operation: Innere Angelegenheiten. Specially trained and instructed SS units were deployed to initiate deep-cover operations in the Allied Forces' homelands, and pursue their specified tasks until further notice.

The specialized SS Units were assigned as follows:

SS Technologische Erwerbungseinheit (TEE)
Designation: Technological Acquisition Unit
Infiltration Assignment: Great Britain
Commander-in-Chief: Oberführer Kasper von Stauffenberg

SS Politische Analyseneinheit (PAE)
Designation: Political Analysis Unit
Infiltration Assignment: USSR
Commander-in-Chief: Oberführer Deiter Volkswagen

SS Rassische Reinigungseinheit (RRE)
Designation: Racial Purification Unit
Infiltration Assignment: France
Commander-in-Chief: Oberführer Werner Dilschvaüt

SS Intelligenzensammlungseinheit (IEE)
Designation: Intelligence Collection Unit
Infiltration Assignment: Great Britain
Commander-in-Chief: Oberführer Medwin Schuantz

SS Übersinnliche Untersuchungseinheit (UUE)
Designation: Paranormal Investigation Unit
Infiltration Assignment: United States of America
Commander-in-Chief: Gruppenführer Heinrich Himmler II

October 11, 1945 – The specialized SS Units settled into their respective target nations, initiating operations immediately and sending reports back to Shambala facility utilizing Hyperborean covert communication satellite (CCS) technology. The SS UUE, under the lead of Heinrich Himmler II, began searching for and collecting mystic artifacts required to further operations.

December 31, 1945 – The SS UUE gained possession of the All-Seeing Eye of Horus and incorporated it into their Globalchronologisch Monitor, a supercomputer capable of seeing everything, everywhere, and everywhen. SS UUE operations involving the paranormal continue undisturbed until the end of the 20th century.

SS UUE Headquarters, Sub-level 8 of Mitchell's Tower, Los Angeles
1931 Hours, Pacific Time, June 17, 1999

"What do you mean 'inevitable'?" Heinrich Himmler III, Standartenführer, and current CiC of SS UUE, banged his fist onto his desk at hearing what the eye had to say. "You see everything that has, is, and will be happening! You know who is involved, so why not just tell us who he is and we will eliminate him before he can betray us!"

"That is… impossible," the digitized voice of the GCM answered. "For your betrayal… is happening this very moment. Scharführer Michael Dirk… is speaking to the heads of the local FBI branch… providing them with vital information and proof… of our existence."

"Was? That traitorous…" Himmler fumed as the realization hit him. If the Paranormal Investigation Unit was discovered, Operation: Innere Angelegenheiten would fall flat on its face less than a decade before Phase II would even begin. Word from his grandfather indicated that das Führer was planning to advance to Phase II within the next 10 years or so, putting even more pressure on its proponents. "How long do we have until they come for us?"

"It will take a few days… to convince the bureau," the eye responded without so much as a hint of emotion. "Dirk, however… will remain beyond your reach. He will… succeed in convincing them. And in three days… and eight hours… they will come… with full armaments."

"I see…" Himmler weighed his options. "Where do you suggest we go from here?"

"Orchid Bay City… holds many promises."

"Thank you for your assistance, GMC. You are as useful as always."

"It is… my directive to assist you," were the last words it uttered before it shut down again.

The SS Officer activated the PA system. "Attention, all personnel. Cease operations immediately and begin vacation of the facility! I want this place completely empty in two and a half days! Now move! Schnell!"

Sub-level 8 of Mitchell's Tower, Los Angeles
0331 Hours, Pacific Time, June 21, 1999

The sealed blast doors burst open as the combined might of C-4 and a battering ram relentlessly pressured them. Several FBI SWAT Teams rushed in as per SOP, covering each others' blind spots and searching the area for any sign of neo-Nazis of any sort. Their efforts proved futile. Lieutenant Benjamin Walker radioed the staging ground. "Talk, this is Alpha Team. I think we got ourselves a little screw-up on our hands here."

"Talk here," the man on the other end responded. "Define 'screw-up'."

Walker surveyed the cavernous facility. Whatever used to operate here was probably bigger than even Estavez's Mary Jane front from two years back. Walls were made of some sort of concrete that was unfamiliar to him, several offices and doorways littered the main chamber. Upon further inspection, some of these doors led to big rooms… either for storage, or something else. Whatever they were used for, there wasn't any evidence left to support any theory he could come up with. "This place is emptier than the word empty, Talk. Either that Dirk gave us a prank tip, or whoever used to work here caught onto our raid plan."

'Talk' remained silent. Logically speaking, it was definitely a prank tip. But why would Dirk go through so much trouble and spend almost half a week to convince them that this whole 'SS UUE' thing existed if it was a prank? Either it was a very elaborate prank, or they did somehow catch onto the raid plan. His gut told him it was the latter. "Alright then, Alpha, haul on out of there. I believe there's nothing more to see. We'll just put this under the 'X' folder, alright?"

"Roger that, Talk," Walker replied, disappointed at the lack of action. "We're moving out." The FBI units filed out of the basement, leaving the vacuum of the place behind.

To Be Continued

AN: Yes! It's a filler! With no June in it! Because it's a prologue! Yet it has no June in it! But yeah, whatever… Read, review, criticize, etc. The idea is loosely based on Nazi mysticism, if you hadn't noticed yet.