So you really know about what goes on at Duel Academy? Suuuuure you do. I'm not talking about those phenomenal events that occur when you watch TV. I'm taking you to Duel Academy off the big screen and Cartoon Network and into a whole new perspective that even the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh himself has never seen...

Chazz Princeton slouched in the seat of his desk. He tried to block out the boring speech that Dr. Crowler was giving about some weird fashion tips, which had nothing to do with the lesson which was entirely boring, the class name would stick in your head like a Christmas carrol and you couldn't help but repeating it to yourself. Chazz looked at the other side of the room. Zane Truesdale was making confetti out of his erasers and sprinkling them on his desk and blowing them into his brother's face. Syrus, infact, was laughing like a constipated donkey and saying "Stop, you idiot!" between hiccups of laughter.

"Stop laughing, it sounds so gay, when you laugh dude!" said Zane.

"So what do you care if I start laughing?" asked Syrus.

"I don't want people to think I'm influencing you!" Zane whispered loudly.

"Hyuuu huuuuh haaaaahhaaah HAAAAAAAA!" Syrus laughed, his face turning beat red.

"STOP BEING GAY!" Zane commanded trying to clamp Syrus' jaws shut with his hands.

"Yeah, Syrus!" said Jaden Yuki who was also laughing.

"Shut up!" said Chazz.

"You!" said Jaden (don't try that one, that's the SUCKIEST comeback you can give to someone)

"Your mama!" said Chazz. (that'll get'em). Jaden stopped laughing and turned to his notes, He looked very interested in the fashion tips.

"Thank, the LORD, that Dr. Crowler is a queer! His rantings'll distract those Slyfer Slackers while I read a straight man's book!" said Chazz to himself and he got out a PSM magazine and began to flip through the pages quietly.

"PSSSSSST!" a voice hissed/spit in Chazz's ear.

"What in the freakin' tarnations do you want?" demanded Chazz.

"Raaaaaeeeer!" Jaden Yuki protested.

"Be quiet, that's the queerest response I've ever heard. Start acting straight and everyone will like you more!" said Chazz shooing Jaden's face away with his hand. The bell finally rang. Lunch time. At last. Chazz's stomach could take no longer, he jumped out of his seat and cried. "WHUAAAT! WHUAAAAT!"

Zane followed him as Chazz bolted to the door to the cafeteria. Luckily, they were first and got their food and sat down.

"You know, what, I kinda like your 'what' 'what', it's like pimpin' Ya'll. I think it should be your new word!" said Zane taking a bite of his sub.

"Zane, THAT'S THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY! Do you even know what 'pimpin' means?" asked Chazz.

"No, no, it's not what your thinking, I'm talking about the American way of saying it!" corrected Zane.

"Oh, reeaally." Chazz said rolling his eyes. "Your a hopeless cause, Zane."

"I'm not THAT stupid Chazz!" said Zane.

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are!"

"Shut up!"

"YOUR MAMA!"

"Raaaaeeeer!" said Zane.

"Ugh! That 'raaeer' thing is way out, Dude." said Chazz.

"Your just saying that cuz' Jaden says it!" said Zane.

"So what if he does, at least, unlike Jaden, I like hot GIRLS!" said Chazz.

"What are you saying Jaden's a gay guy?" asked Zane.

"Duh, you saw him on the first day, the way he sat soo close to Syrus. Chumley said they were like makin' out in the dorm when Banner wasn't looking, last he checked.

"Oh, my God! I can't believe, my brother did that!" said Zane.

"Yeah, you need to teach him to keep his mind on his school work and not on those boys, Zane." said Chazz with a sneer. They both burst out laughing.

"Yo, Chazz!" Alexis Rhodes called and slammed her tray on the lunch table.

"Holy crap, Alexis!" said Zane, "Don't try to kill the table!"

"Ugh...what are you looking at, Zane?" asked Alexis.

"Your face...," said Zane.

"Your mama!" said Alexis taking a bite of her salad.

"Oh, so thaaaat's where you got it from Chazz, you liar!" said Zane.

"No...," Chazz said.

"Actually, I got it from him, but he told me he got it from his brothers." said Alexis.

"What do your brothers do anyway!" demanded Zane, "You like don't talk about them."

"Stupid stuff." muttered Chazz.

"Like what?" asked Alexis. "I can tell this is going to be hilarious!"

"Well, my oldest brother smokes and plays video games and my second one, all he does is lock himself in his room and watch Family Guy DVDs all day." said Chazz.

"Does he let you watch them with him?" asked Alexis.

"No, he's weird about that...," said Chazz.

"So does your older brother smoke pot?" asked Zane.

"Oh my gosh, Zane! - "RETARD!" Alexis and Chazz exclaimed at the same time while bursting out with laughter.

"THINK! WOULD MY BROTHER ME SMOKING POT AND BEING A POLTICAL LEADER AT THE SAME TIME?" Chazz demanded. "What goes on in your head? Maybe it's really Syrus, that's influencing you! OH MY GOSH!"

"I don't know, maybe he does!" said Zane.

"Zane, honey, no, don't do that." said Alexis. "Everyone's going to think you're weird."

"I'm outta here!" said Chazz leaving the table still laughing, Alexis followed suit and left Zane alone.

"Gosh, I just wanted to know," said Zane taking another bite of his sandwich. "Raaaeer!"

What do you think? Feel light-head, nautious, shakey, confused, or did you burst out laughing at every phrase? Goooood that's how your supposed to feel. But the worse part about all of this is that...there's more...MUAHAHAHAHAHA!