Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, Hello Kitty, Cookie Monster, Cadillac, Vespa or any of the characters so don't sue me:D

Note: This story is a spinoff to the story "He's A Lady". The inspiration for this spinoff is the very talented Ryuu Soba whose stories are always funny and very unique. I hope you like it and sorry it took me so long to get it up(darn math class!) :)

I'm Late!

"I don't get it" said Tea as she finished logging off of her computer and pouted unhappily "Why do guys always fall for crazy girls and not for me?"

The thought of SexyRedhead falling for a complete psycho was something that truly baffled Tea. After all not many people tended to fall for someone who beat them up and tried to kill him. Then again SexyRedhead wasn't exactly an average person. He was not only weird, he was also whiny, sarcastic, and absolutely one of the funniest people that Tea had ever chatted with. No matter how bad Tea felt, talking to him or reading his insane rants would always put a smile on her face.

"The way he rants about his coworkers is so funny" laughed Tea as she walked over to her dresser and began to brush out her hair "There's no way I can let him fall for that psycho!"

CRUNCH

A very loud crunching sound of some sort was heard coming from the bushes outside of Tea's bedroom. It sounded almost as if though someone were eating potato chips or something. Tea could care less though since she heard this exact same sound coming from the bushes almost every night. She figured that it was probably nothing more than a squirrel or some other little pest. What she didn't suspect was that it was the ultimate little pest...

"Uh oh I think she heard me!" thought Yugi who was hiding in the bushes holding a pair of binoculars in one hand and a bag of potato chips in the other "I'd better eat these more quietly"

"Well right now I can only hope that I can talk some sense into him" said Tea who decided to change her blouse so she slowly began to unbutton it "I just hope that he's willing to listen"

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!

"Dear Ra!" thought Yugi as he absent mindedly crammed more chips in his mouth when he realized what Tea was about to do "This is the happiest day of my life!"

"That stupid squirrel must be really hungry tonight" said Tea as she suddenly turned her back to the window and walked over to her closet "Now what shirt should I wear?"

"NO!" thought Yugi as he dropped his bag of potato chips on the ground when he saw that Tea was now facing away from him "Turn around! For the love of Ra turn around!"

There were so many choices in Tea's closet that it was going to be hard to choose. Her first choice was a t-shirt Tea always wore whenever she went someplace with Joey. It was black, sleeveless, and had the words "I'm With Stupid" written on it along with an arrow pointing to the right side. Oddly enough Joey still couldn't figure out why Tea always walked on his lefthand side. The second choice she had was the t-shirt she always wore when she went someplace with Tristan. It was white, sleeveless, and had the words "Hershey Kiss" on it along with the picture of a Hershey Kiss. Tristan never really understood why Tea always wore the shirt but he never asked. He never would have suspected that it was her way of making fun of his hairstyle. The third choice Tea had was the t-shirt she always wore whenever she went over to Yugi's house. It had long black sleeves, a turtleneck, and the words "Mr. Moto Get Your Eyes Off Of My Chest!" written on it. This shirt actually seemed to work since Tea never really did see much of Yugi's grandfather while wearing it.

"I don't know which one to pick!" growled Tea since all of her shirts were equally great and it was almost impossible to pick one "I want something that'll really stand out!"

After all Tea was not about to go and meet SexyRedhead in just any old shirt. She wanted a shirt that screamed "LOOK AT ME" while showing off her figure. Suddenly a lightbulb lit up over Tea's head and she reached into the closet and pulled something out.

"This is perfect!" exclaimed Tea as she spun around happily holding up what looked like a lavender sports bra in her hands "After all it's the cutest shirt that I own"

The "sports bra" was in reality a cute lavender midriff baring tanktop with the words "If You're Rich(And You're Not Seto Kaiba) Then I'm Single!". The shirt was cute, sassy, and it gave her an excuse to show off her abs. Tea was about to continue removing her blouse(much to Yugi's delight) when she realized something. The cute little tanktop just didn't go with the skirt and shoes she was wearing. So she went back to her closet and pulled out a dark blue miniskirt, a red belt with a round silver buckle, and a pair of red and black high heeled boots. She was pretty happy with her choice yet felt there was something oddly familiar about it...

"There's no time for second thoughts" said Tea as she looked down at her watch as she picked up her purse and headed out her bedroom door "I want to get to the bookstore on time after all"

"No!" cried Yugi who had been extremely excited at the thought of seeing Tea strip down to nothing but her undies "She was supposed to change her clothes!"

A few seconds later the front door to the house opened and Tea exited wearing the outfit she picked out. How she had managed to change so quickly was something that Yugi didn't understand. Tea immediately opened up the garage door and jumped into her car. When Yugi saw what Tea was wearing he was absolutely in shock by it. The thought of Tea being out alone at night and dressed in such a manner terrified him. He had to make sure she was alright so he immediately ran out of the bushes and headed towards the garage.

VROOM!

Before Yugi knew what was happening, Tea's car sped out of the garage at top speed and nearly flattened him. Tea didn't really notice though since Yugi was so short he was out of her range of view. Once Tea got out onto the street, Yugi immediately pulled his bicycle(complete with tassels on the handlebars) out of the bushes and began to follow her. Unfortunately this wasn't easy since he had extremely short legs...

"Musn't let her out of sight!" panted Yugi as he pedaled the bicycle as quickly as he could "Too many horny perverts out at this time!"

"I can't believe I'm finally going to meet SexyRedhead" said Tea with a slight smile on her face as she ran a red light and nearly ran over a little redhead boy "I wonder what he's like in person?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Amelda at the top of his lungs as he stumbled through a hallway "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

So far Amelda had spent the past half hour running around Doom Headquarters while screaming like a little sissy girl. After all his insane fear of Hello Kitty made him do irrational things. Even though the Hello Kitty plushie that triggered this was back in his room, it's effects were still with him. No matter where he ran he would end up seeing Hello Kitty's face. Whether it was the kitchen, dining room, Dartz's aromatherapy room, or the pool, Hello Kitty was there. Amelda's screams were so loud that it quickly got on some people's nerves. Before long he was not only trying to avoid Hello Kitty, but the various objects being thrown at him as well.

"Must find a way out of here!" cried Amelda as he narrowly avoided getting hit by a boot that Mai threw straight at him "Must get to that bookstore and meet CrazyAnzu!"

"Shut the Hell up you freak!" shouted Mai as she shook her fist at the crazy redhead as he ran by her "I can't hear what my boots are trying to tell me!"

"You shut up you thieving slut!" shouted Amelda as he ducked and avoided getting hit in the head by a martini glass that Dartz threw at him "I don't have to listen to you!"

"Will you shut up you imbecile?" shouted a very cranky Dartz as he opened his door and stood there dressed all in black and holding the remains of his camcorder "Can't you see I'm in mourning?"

"You're mourning over a camera?" scoffed Amelda as he turned his head back and rolled his eyes at the crazy Atlantean king "You do realize that you could always buy another-"

POW!

This momentary distraction was all it took for Amelda to end up slamming right into Varon's bedroom door. Varon who was currently sleeping at that moment was having a dream about Santa Claus. He was up on the roof with a gigantic sack of gifts and that were all labeled "To Varon". Santa jumped into the chimney but he was so fat that he ended up getting stuck. The poor fat man wiggled his legs and before long he managed to loosen himself and fall all the way down the chimney. The moment Santa hit the ground was also the exact same moment that Amelda hit the door. So when Varon heard the loud crash he immediately woke up and jumped out of bed believing that Santa really was there.

"Santa?" cried Varon as he happily ran over and flung his bedroom door open expected to find a jolly fat man with presents " What did you bring-Hey you're not Santa Claus!"

"Unnh..." groaned Amelda as he lay there on the ground seeing hearts, stars, clovers, horseshoes, blue moons, pots of gold, rainbows, and a red balloon "Is it time for breakfast already?"

"Breakfast?" cried Varon as he kicked the redhead as hard as he could with one of his new Cookie Monster slippers "What I want to know is what you did to Santa Claus!"

Dartz and Mai just rolled their eyes since they couldn't believe they were surrounded by such morons. Apparently Raphael had heard the loud crashing sound since he emerged from his bedroom as well. He was currently holding his credit card in one hand and a telephone in the other which meant he'd probably been buying more junk. At times Dartz was tempted to snap Raphael's credit cards in half just to see what he'd do. Raphael pushed Varon aside and knelt down to see if Amelda was alright.

"Evil..." muttered Amelda who was curled up in a fetal position and had a crazed look in his grey eyes "Evil feline demon from the depths of Hell..."

"Well either he's on a trip to the 'psychedelic factory' like I was earlier" said Raphael after examining the redhead who was now beginning to twitch violently "Or he's been traumatized by something"

"I would take a trip to the psychedelic factory too" thought Dartz as he looked down at what was once his beloved camcorder "But I don't remember where I left my bong"

"Traumatized my foot!" shouted Mai as she stomped her foot impatiently since nobody had said anything about her new boots "I bet this idiot's just faking it to get some attention!"

"You know I think you're right Raph" said Varon with a sudden snicker as he looked down at the redhead who was still twitching and muttering to himself "He's acting almost as if though he saw...HELLO KITTY!"

As soon as Varon said this, Amelda jumped up and ran away screaming louder than ever. Varon burst into wild laughter while Mai and Dartz just scoffed and headed back to their rooms. After all it was kind of funny/sad/pathetic to see someone fear a fictional character so much. Raphael simply shook his head and returned to his room in order to finish his purchase of a "Guardian Eatos In A Bottle".

Amelda was so terrified that he didn't even know or care where he was going. The only thing on his mind was getting away from that wretchedly evil feline that tormented him since his fourth birthday party. Suddenly Amelda tripped, fell flat on his face, but when he looked up he almost cried from joy. There were four motorcycles, a black Hummer, a mint green Cadillac convertible from the 1950s, and a powder blue Vespa scooter parked in front of him. He had finally managed to find his way to the garage and would be able to leave Doom Headquarters.

"Yes!" shouted Amelda as he quickly pulled himself to his feet and immediately went over to his shiny red motorcycle "Now I can finally get out of here and to that bookstore!".

Amelda's happiness was very short lived though when he realized that he had forgotten to do something very important: put gas in his motorcycle. To make matters worse he didn't even have enough gas to make it to the gas station down the street. He growled in frustration since he was already in a hurry and didn't have time to get a gas canister, walk over to the gas station, and then back. All was not lost though since there were still three other motorcycles left. Unfortunately he didn't have the key to Raphael's motorcycle and Varon's motorcycle was also out of gas. Mai's motorcycle was the only motorcycle that had both the key and a full tank of gas, but he refused to take it. He would much rather take the bus than ride a motorcycle that belonged to that copycat skank.

"Wait I know!" exclaimed Amelda as he looked back and realized that he still had some choices left "I'll take the Hummer!"

Amelda immediately jumped into the Hummer, turned the key, but the car wouldn't even start. If there was no gas in the motorcycles what made him think that there'd be any in the Hummer? At this point he was really pissed off so he got out of the Hummer and realized that he had reached the bottom of the barrel. The Cadillac was the only car with both gas and the keys in the ignition. Unfortunately it also happened to be the ugliest thing in the entire garage. The car had a leopard print interior, fuzzy dice on mirror, and also happened to be Dartz's pride and joy. The only other option left was the cute looking little Vespa scooter that also happened to have a full tank of gas. It was probably due to the fact that it was so girly looking that nobody(not even Mai) ever rode it. Suddenly the bus began to look more and more appealing...

"I don't want to keep CrazyAnzu waiting"said Amelda as he looked down at his watch and realized it was almost time to meet his online friend "So I guess I'll have to pick one...but which evil is lesser?"

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: Well Amelda's in quite a dilema isn't he? He's either got to pick between Dartz's creepy old Cadillac or a little girly scooter. Which one do you think he should take? I'd like to hear what you guys think :) Oh and Amelda's fear of Hello Kitty will eventually be explained(in case anyone was wondering)