So... whats on
Yami's answering machine..?
Disclaimer: I OWN THE ANSWERING
MACHINE, YAY, but not yugioh...
Message
1:
Hi Yami, it's Yugi.
I'm round at Ryou's to help him tidy
up cos his Dad is coming over tommorow-
Don't let any strangers
in
Don't set anything on fire
Don't try to cook, theres some
bread on the work top. Just eat that
Don't invite anyone
over
Don't leave the house
Don't start a shadow duel over the
internet with anyone
-ok?
see you in a while
Oh! and Bakura
says he'll kill you in your sleep
I'm sure he doesn't mean it
though
Message 2:
Ex-Pharoah of Stupidness,
I
challenge you to a shadow duel!
Can I come over? I wont bring
matches this time
If I can't can you come over here?
I bet
Yugi's put loadsa rules down while he's over at Ryou's
Gotta go
Ishizu's here
She's such a slut
Bye from Marik!
Message
3:
Yami.
I'm sorry for my brother, he has had some of
Malik's medication...
The world is in great danger.
You must
come to my house immediatly
Lots of love...
I mean
Love
I
mean
from Ishizu
Message 4:
evil
laughter
Yelling: SHUT UP BAKURA OR I WONT HERE THE
BEEP...
Is this thing recording?I
hate these bloody things
(microwave beeps in
backgound)
Hi yami
It's Ryou.
I just wanted to tell you Yami
Malik is on the loose and Marik is with him.
Ishizu says she
thinks they're heading to your place
floorboard creeks
Deeper
voice: damnit
(running is heard)
YAMI GET BACK HERE!
umm...
Bakura's loose aswell
Good luck from Ryou!
Message
5:
lots of evil laughter
Message 6:
Hey
this is for my dearest friend Yugi
I just want to tell him I love
him
I know if he doesn't feel the same he'll still be such a great
friend
Lots and lots of love
Tea
Message 7:
It's
Marik
Ummm, I'm in jail and Ryou's numbers engaged
Will you
please come bail me out Pharoah?
Please?
I can only make this
call cos Bakura stole the gurads phone
(whispers) you don't have
to bail him out, or my Yami
(yelling from someone else) I heard that!
(someone
new takes the phone)
GET YOUR A$$ HERE NOW FARROW OR DIE!
(handing
phone back)
Thanks, from Mark.
Message 8:
Yugi, you there?
It's Joey
Kaiba's kidnapped me and..
mmm, fmmthe smfm
(phone
clicks off)
Message 9:
Hey again Yami,
Are you
STILL in bed?
Ryou wants me to call you to ask if you've heard
from Marik, Malik, or Bakura...
No wait, he says just from
Bakura
Aww I thnk they're an item, Ryou's bright red
yelling
in background WE ARE NOT AN ITEM
ok they're not
Well, I'll be
back in about half an hour anyway
Yugi
A loud explosion
outside caused Yami to be shook out of bed
The phone rang. Yami
groaned and ignored it, curling up on the floor.
Message
10:
Haha we escaped and blew up your cat!
evil
laughter
by the way Bakura fancies you
choking noise is
heard
hehe now Marik get choked
From your enemy,
Yami
Malik
Yami's eyes flew open and he listened to all the
messages.
It seemed both Ishizu and Bakura had a crush on him
Ryou
had a crush on Bakura
Tea had a crush on Yugi
Joey had been
kidnapped by Seto
And his cat had undoubtedly been
killed
...Interesting
well...
that was crap, but it's only my second attempt at humour so meh, get
over it.
review please?