Excuse Me, Have You Seen A Dog?

Yes. LaaLaa was wandering around, looking at cheese hops while everybody else was busy looking for the dog.

"Dang it, LaaLaa! Are you gonna get your ugly, yellow butt over here, or do I have to MAKE you?" hollered Dipsy. LaaLaa stared at him.

"Whatever," she said. Then she bluntly resumed looking, wait-more like drooling over the cheeses in the window. "Look! Blue cheese! OH MY GOSH! American and Swiss! Am I in heaven or what?" LaaLaa sang. She went inside the shop and never came back. Well, you can't blame a fool like her. There's absolutely nothing anybody can do about people like her.

"Come on, Mimo. Come on Dipsy..Tinkerbell," Po said. "Screw her."

"Mmkay," said the gay one.

The Tubbies wandered around aimlessly around and around the town, not really giving a care about what they were doing. Finally, Po got frustrated and had a hissy fit.

"WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING? ARE WE GONNA JUST WANDER AROUND LIKE IDIOTS FOR THE REST OF OUR SHORT AND POINTLESS LIVES? I DON'T THINK SO! GET REAL, GUYS!" Po was acting like a mental case. "NOW GET ON WITH IT, AND FIND STEPHANIES STUPID, DUMB, DOG!"

They did. Cause Po freaked all of them out apparently. Who knew that somebody could rant on and on like that?

Mimo went up to some random chinese guy on the street, and asked him about the dog. "Excuse me, have you seen a dog?"

"Ching chong?" he said.

"Sorry, I don't speak Italian," said Mimo. She walked away sadly. Then she spotted the one, the only, MR. WARTHOG! "Mr. Warthog! I've wondered where you were! Tinkie Winkie wants to marry you!" Mr. Warthog looked disgusted. "Anyways, have you seen a dog?"

"Yeah I have, and his name is Tinkie Winkie." Then he ran away from there, never to be seen again.

Po wasn't having much of any luck either. Tinkie Winkie was running after Mr. Warthog, who was screaming and shouting, "Get away from me, you gay girly man-WOMAN!"

"No! I LUUUUUV you!" Tinkie Winkie was saying. Dang. Was Tinkie Winkie getting gayer? Or was that just me..?

The day ended, LaaLaa was fatter, Tinkerbell was crushed because Mr. Warthog sped away in his grandma's ferrari, and he would never see him again, and Dipsy was declaring that he would never ever do a crazy thing as finding a dog again in his poor, pathetic life. Back to Hotel El Fatso they went.

Gorillas in the Mist-y?

Since the Teletubbie were doing absolutely nothing, they decided to take a break and go see a movie. So they all went to Tubtry 25, right next to the cheese shop, where Dipsy and Po had to tie a rope around LaaLaa's neck in order for her to move the heck away from there.

"Lets see...there's Roxy's Teaparty, or Gorillas in the Mist." read Po.

"ROXY'S TEAPARTY!" squealed Mimo.

"I second that!" said Tinkie Winkie.

Po and Dipsy looked at each other. "Ok," they said together.

"Dipsy, LaaLaa, and I will see Gorillas in the Mist, and you two-," Po pointed at Tinkie Winkie and Mimo. "-will go see Roxy's Funeral-I MEAN...Teaparty."

"WHOOT!" said Mimo. And Tinkie Winkie.

"Meet us at the arcade after the movies end," Dipsy added. Five seconds later, everyone had bought out all of the food at the theater.

An ugly gorilla came on to the screen of Gorillas in the Mist, and LaaLaa said, "That looks like Dora's grandma."

"Yeah, only the gorilla is less black and hairy," Po remarked. Dipsy laughed.

"Tea for two and two for tea!" Tinkie Winkie was singing over and over again.

"SHUT UP!" said Mimo. Then security came and kicked Mimo and Tinkerbell out.

"No gays and their adopted children allowed," said the security guy.

After the movies, the Tubs went outside again. Just about the time when they were heading back to the hotel, the Tubs saw a similar looking dog wandering the alleys alone.

"Misty?"