Disclaimer: I don't own the Labyrinth or its characters
A/N: This is a spoof on Labyrinth fanfiction. Don't be offended by anything I put here, because I am also making fun of myself. Really it is all fun and games. So sit back and enjoy the story.
Sarah was walking down the street. It had been a very busy day. She woke up that morning and discovered that her brother Toby had wished his friend away to the labyrinth. No wait it wasn't his friend it was herself; or was it their cousin; or maybe the dog; perhaps the goldfish? Actually no it wasn't that at all.
Sarah had a busy day because of the new guy in school. Yeah that was it, the new guy who looked a lot like someone from her past…
Sarah stops walking when Jareth pops in right in front of her "We are not doing this plot again Narrator! I do not like acting like a school boy!"
But people think it is fun
"Well blast them all to hell I don't care we are not doing that plot again. It was fun the first, second, third, ninety-eighth time but it is just boring now. Can't we do something original?"
Like what?
"I don't know you are the writer, not me."
Well what do you think Sarah
"Personally I like it when the story is NC17 if you get what I mean." Sarah winks at Jareth.
Too bad I am not in the mood for smut today Sarah so keep your pants on.
Sarah huffs, "Well please just make it interesting."
I will try. Now go away Jareth, you aren't going to be coming into play for a while.
Jareth pops out of the scene.
Alright so Sarah is walking down the street. Her mind was wondering like it always does around that time every year. The anniversary was tomorrow. Tomorrow it will eight years since Sarah defeated the Labyrinth. For the past few year Sarah had been regretting the decision she had made when she last saw Jareth.
"He offered me my dreams," Sarah said, "And I turned him away." Sarah stared off in the distance and then an angry look came over her face, "Narrator I want to be an independent woman! Why do people always want to make me broken?"
Because when you are broken you give in very easily. When you are strong headed it is a lot harder to make you love Jareth in the end. Besides when you have a very strong character it is hard not to make you come off as bitchy.
"Well all I am saying is you better not make me suicidal, mentally insane, dying of cancer, an abused wife, a widow, or stupid."
Whatever you say, can I get on with the story now?
"Yes you may."
A very beautiful girl who is dressed like a flapper then comes running up to Sarah and kicks her in the shins.
"That is for ruining my plans!"
"Oh my God that hurt! What are you talking about? I have never met you before!"
The flapper is offended, "How quickly you forget Sarah! I am Cassandra! Remember? I tried taking over your life and you beat me because of sheer luck. That is all it was babe, LUCK!" Cassandra then lights a cigarette and blows the smoke in Sarah's face.
Sarah coughs and fans the smoke away. "Cassandra, Cassandra? Oh I think I know who you are, though I am not the Sarah you are after."
"What are you talking about? You look just like her. I should know I had to see her face in the mirror for sometime!"
"No you don't understand. I am Sarah but not the Sarah from your story. There are about three hundred versions of us all around," Sarah looks down at her watch, "Right now I am sure you can find your Sarah hanging around on some Labyrinth Board posting her ideas as to how the movie should have ended. She is a heavy believer in the whole "she loved Jareth but didn't know what the feeling really was at that time so couldn't deal with it" theory.
"Oh," Cassandra said, "any particular board?"
"Well right now that Sarah seems to favor a board called Labyrinth Unlimited."
"Okay thanks for the help. Oh and sorry I kicked you in the shins. Are you alright?"
"I will be fine. Just go so we can get on with the story!"
"Alright goodbye!" Cassandra disappears.
Sarah starts walking down the street again.
I might continue with this and I might now. I really don't know. I wrote it on a whim but still I had fun writing it. Maybe I will write a little more...hmmm... Oh and if you don't know who Cassandra is she is a character I made up for another one of my stories. I just had to throw her in because I love writing about her.