"What's wrong with all of the girls?" Harry asked, watching Parvati and Lavender run through the corridor in a fit of giggles and incomprehensible screeches. "It's like they're all on emotional steroids or something!"

Ron gave Harry a sideways glance. "Emotional what?"

"They're not on steroids, Harry," Hermione said, ignoring Ron completely. "They're just being girls."

"But they never acted like that before!" exclaimed Harry.

Ron just scowled. "Is anyone going to tell me what steroids are?"

Hermione brushed some of her bushy hair out of her face. "They never acted like that before because you weren't famous before."

"But I'm still the same person!"

"Not to them. Before, they thought you were just Jonathan Falso, the biggest con since Peter the Plunderer. Now you're Harry Potter, and they all know that! That's why all of the girls are so giggly, and that's why all of the boys now want to be your best mate."

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE STEROIDS?"

"What about the Slytherins? None of them seem to like me much anymore. Even Draco steers clear of me now."

"That's because they're Slytherins. You're Harry Potter, which means you defeated You-Know-Who. Slytherins traditionally go evil, so the fact that you're you makes you their enemy."

"I'm lost."

"WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT STEROIDS ARE?"

Hermione shook her head, a small smile of satisfaction creeping across her face. "You're both hopeless."

Ron clenched his fists, his face almost as red as his hair. "I WOULDN'T BE HOPELESS IF YOU TOLD ME WHAT STEROIDS ARE!"

"No, Ron," laughed Hermione. "You'd still be hopeless."

Hey, I'm sorry I had to end my fanfiction this way. I tried to come up with something better, but lots of things have come up, including the loss of my SAT Prep class, which is when I wrote most of the chapters for the rest of this fic. Since I'm not in that class anymore and now have all of the classes that I really do have to pay attention to (my school is on a block schedule, so we take four classes per semester instead of eight classes all year round), I don't have as much time to write as I used to. However, I am going to write a onefic based off of this fanfiction (the idea of Harry not having a scar and all) where Harry and Voldemort are in the graveyard in book four, but Harry doesn't have his scar, so watch out for another one of these from me.

Please review the whole story. Again, I'm sorry this chapter is both so short and so crappy. I meant to have more with Malfoy, but it's really hard to write a NICE Malfoy after reading HBP.