The room was neat, almost eerily so, but that wasn't really the scary part.

No, Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto had resigned themselves to weird and scary sights when they had decided to sneak into their sensei's apartment.

The sparkling windows and dustless shelves were no surprise.

Team seven had always known their teacher was a bit of an anal-retentive neat-freak.

The slight scent of roses hadn't really bothered them either. Okay, the little green doilies had been a bit unnerving, but it had all been explainable... somewhat understandable...

It hadn't prepared them for what they saw as they wandered into the kitchen. Not much could.

Sakura almost fainted dead away. Naruto swallowed compulsively and stared with wide open eyes, his voice failing him for once in his life. Even Sasuke couldn't help but stare, jaw dropping open in amazement and, well, a little fear that certain death awaited him.

Kakashi was cooking. . .

And humming. . .

In a green apron. . .

And was that lace?

The silver-haired jounin turned and smiled at his shocked students, watching them take in the two cute cartoon kittens that decorated the front of his apron.

"Dinner? I made scrambled eggs."

Yes, Kakashi thought as he noted Naruto's face turn from green to purple and then settle in a shade of blue, he would have to thank Gai for letting him borrow his stuff.