SPOILERS UP TO MANGA CHAPTER 201 (and onwards)!

Okay now that is said…No-one can flame for revealing spoilers. Hehe. Anyway this fanfiction is a crazy idea I have had from reading Chapter 201. Rukia's gikongan is so funny; she adds "pyon" to every sentence! So what would happen is Kon and Pyon (as I call her) were to meet? I plan to make a collection of one shots with the adventures of these two! I don't own Bleach.

Title: The Pyon and the Kon

Number: 1

No. Words: 201

Rating: All

Genre: Humour

Pairings: Slight Ru/Ichi

The Pyon and The Kon

This was the first time they had been on Hollow duty since Rukia regained her shinigami power. Ichigo welcomed her into his nightly hollow patrol. Sometimes he wondered how long she was going to stay in the human world this time…Rukia didn't notice but he kept stealing glances at her.

Meanwhile in the Kurosaki house…

"Nee-sannnnnnnnnnnnn!" Yelled Kon (In Ichigo's body) happily as he attached himself to who he thought was the lovely Kuchiki Rukia. Oh? But Rukia hadn't kicked him off yet…was Rukia having a change of heart?

"Ichigo! Pyon!" Cheered Pyon as she attached herself to who she thought was Ichigo. Except he didn't kick her off…was Ichigo having a change of heart?

"Ichigo…? Screw him! I am the King of New York! Kon!" He proclaimed his title as Pyon continued to cling to him for dear life.

"King of New York…? YAY A KING PYON!" She pulled his cheeks like a baby. Kon could get used to this…

"Nee-san…? What happened to you?" Kon asked the girl. "Why are you adding "pyon" to every sentence Rukia?"

"Rukia? I'm not Rukia. I'm….PYON, PYON!"

…Kurosaki Isshin watched through the bedroom door and knew this was going to be long night…

Owari

Reviews welcomed and wanted but please no flames, I shall use them to roast Ichimaru Gin covered in Marshmallows. Constructive criticism is welcome also. XD

-Himeno-chan