"Robin." He looked up from his cereal.
"Yeah, Raven?"
"It's one week until Valentine's Day."
"Oh. You don't usually talk unless it's important." He attempted a weak smile, but failed miserably.
Damnit, he missed the point entirely. It was important. One, because Starfire had a crush on him and would do something; two, Cyborg and Beast Boy already were planning something if Robin didn't get to it first; and third, I was in no mood to deal with Starfire's despair if Robin didn't do anything for her.
"You. Have. A. Girlfriend." I said, as evenly as I could.
"Kitten? She's not my-" I cut him off.
"Starfire. You need to stop swimming in the river Denial. Even if you can't bear to admit it, she has a crush on you, a very big one I might add. So she's going to be disappointed if you don't do something, anything for her. Cyborg and Beast Boy are likely to pull a prank if they find out you're not doing anything on Valentines."
"Okay, but what if I don't like her that way?"
"Don't change the subject. You do. Modern guys don't climb towers just to see a girl. And you danced, yes DANCED, with Starfire, not to mention how many times I've caught you thinking 'she's so hot' randomly. Put that all together, and one can safely conclude you like definitely like her."
"I'm the detective here, not you," he grumbled. I smirked ever so slightly. Plan set in action. He was baited. Now all I had to do was hope he'd work up the guts to inform Cyborg and Beast Boy.
"Raven?" A pause. "What am I supposed to do?"
"Whatever appeals to you. Personally, I don't care what you do as long as you do something so Starfire doesn't end up sobbing all over me. Chocolate, pudding, flowers, beach, top of Titan Tower, bedrooms, underwear-"
"WHAT!"