Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (extended version)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw him

You could even say it glows

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Ruddy

Join in any reindeer games

So Rudolph grew frustrated

He was angry beyond words

Thought he was underrated

By his fellow reindeer friends

So he took a fatal step

He went over to the Grinch

When he put him to the test

Rudolph didn't even flinch

He soon became a bad guy

His appeal grew instantly!

Dark and quite beyond the pale

What a life of misery!

Something was wrong with Ruddy

Santa could tell right away

Rudolph was after glory

Young Ruddy had gone astray!

So one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Farewell to babes and liquor

Rudolph was ever so proud

Guiding the sleigh's an honour

And well worth the sacrifice

Then all the reindeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rudolph you red-nosed reindeer

You'll go down in history!