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Authors Note: You guys have an effect on me (it's love). After much thought (yes, that alone took around 10 months … note the sarcasm: I am very lazy), I decided to write an epilogue. This fic is no longer a one shot and this is the last chapter. I know, I should be doing my other "unfinished" one – but I got bored of it … and now that I think of it; it's pretty stupid in some ways.
Well anyways thank you for reading and reviewing on the short last chapter.

Epilogue

"You have 206 bones in your body… Do you want another one?"

Sure, it took James a whole month to actually understand and process the meaning of the pick up line and the reason why Lily slapped him when he said that – but he understood none the less.

So, from that day on – in which he understood the meaning of the pick up line, he got a bone whenever Lily was around. Just in case.

"Hey Lily! If you come with me into this broom closet, you'll no longer have 206 bones!"
Slaps James
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevans! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've got an extra boooooooooooooonnee!"
Slaps James
"If you don't come get my booonnnnee, I'll give it to Sirius!"
Slaps James andSirius gags "Prongs, just because I'm a dog, doesn't mean I'll go chewing after every bone I'd see, otherwise half the male population would not have their man hood anymore"
Slaps Sirius

Soon after James used a whole range of other pick up lines from Sirius' 11 foot parchment of pick up lines.
"Evans! Is your dad a thief? – because he must've stolen all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes"
"Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree."
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3 and a half inches and it ain't floppy."
"You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

… and another Titanic joke:
"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic"

Two years after school, Lily Evans Potter had 206 … no longer.

It was 207.