Hey, I'm not dead!!! Sorry it's been forever, I sort of suck on staying on task. But it's summer, and I'm always more productive when I'm not wasting my precious time in school. Stupid. Anyways, here's the next chapter, it's not long, but at least I'm back! More will come soon, believe me, I just had a sleepover with Firecat!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or The Legend of Zelda. Though I do own a Wii, finally!

Ok so Rin had wanted one thing and only one thing for an Easter gift, and that would be a Wii. Why does Fluffy get Rin expensive gifts for Easter? Because it's what Fluffy does.

Anyways, unlike the hundreds of thousands of people who were desperately running to every store they knew and crying over the fact that there were about -25 Wii's for sale at any given time, Fluffy went out and bought one right away. Mostly because the night that everyone stood out to get one, Fluff used his super quick speed to cut in line and get the first one. Now that's smart thinking!

So, Rin got her Wii on Easter, and everyone was happy. It was very nice for Fluffy, because Rin was preoccupied from the horses, meaning he could easily work up the strength to kill them, he had been feeling lazy lately though. Maybe it was because he had called a truce with almost all of his enemies, or believed to be enemies (cough cough Naraku).

Whatever it was, "killing" had lost the special ring that had drawn Fluffer to it. Now he usually spent his time wheeling around the castle on his rollie chair, playing video games with Rin, and the frequent dancing sessions with Bon-Bon. Now that Rin had her Wii now though, he was spending his time going to the stores and buying her games to entertain her, especially when he went on the rare trips that took some time. He had made the fatal mistake, though, of buying her The Legend of Zelda.

Yes, that Legend of Zelda, taking about 3 days straight to finish, and full of pointless tasks that would have you freaking out for no reason at all on random people. This game though, had Rin pulled in so tightly, Fluffy was sure there was no way to get her back.

"Hey Fluffy." Rin asked while taking a break from her gaming.

"What?" Fluffy returned tiredly, he had been on his way wheeling to the bathroom.

"I'm an elf too." She offered seriously.

"Rin, I'm not an elf." Fluffy replied, a bit puzzled.

"How do you explain your ears?" Rin asked, her eyes narrowing.

"...I don't know." Fluffy answered honestly.

"Elf."

"Okay, but Rin you're definitely not an elf." He retorted.

"Yes I am." She glared a bit at Fluff-kins.

"Since when?"

"Now. I'm Princess Relda of Fluffy Castle."

"Really?" Fluffy asked skeptically.

"Yup! Ohhh oh!!!! And you can be my handsome elf warrior!!!! Sink!!!!" She cried happily, jumping up.

"Or not." He replied quickly.

Her eyes narrowed further, face burning red with madness, "YES!!!!"

"Yes works too." Fluffy replied, eyes a bit wider than normal, before double timing his wheeling to the bathroom.

As he sat in the tub, wondering why Rin had even stopped him to have that pointless conversation, he wondered if she would notice if he stole the Wii and sold it to buy a new wheely chair.

"She would notice."

"JAKKEN-GHOST!" Fluffy eeped as he thrashed about in the tub. "But, I could use that money! My chair is getting so old."

"She would notice. And then attack." Jakken dead-panned. Fluffy sighed, Jakken ghost was very right, but it wasn't fair. Rin was going to make him take part in one of her stupid role playing games, completely distracting him from things he actually needed to get done.

"You have nothing important to do this week." Jakken-ghost added off-handedly as he sat on the edge of the sink counter. Fluffy nodded slowly with defeat. Then he looked up oddly at the weird little green thing.

"How did you know what I was thinking?" He asked.

POOF.

"Hey! What the heck?" Fluffy grumbled as the ghost disappeared. "He'll probably reappear when I get out, he just wants my body. Pervert."

Fluffy got out of the tub quickly and pulled his robe on before making a beeline for his room. Inside he sighed and opened his closest to find...all his clothes were gone!? But there were clothes there, green clothes. "Rin." He whispered.

He preferred to leave his nice white robe on and charged downstairs, ready to put the girl in her place.

"Sink!!! Help me!" He heard Rin cry. He looked in the living room to see Rin and somehow managed to get up on a very small ledge on the wall, some ways up. He looked at her oddly.

"SINK!!!" She screeched, the sound echoing off the vaulted ceiling and sounding even louder to Fluffy.

"Gahh! Just shut up, jeez!" He yelled back before jumping up the wall and fetching Rin.

Once they got to the floor, she sighed, "No, put me back up there."

"What!?" Fluffy replied, confused and angry.

"Look at you, you're not dressed in the right clothes." She answered.

"Why do I put up with you?"

Legend of Zelda is freaking ridiculous. And I love it. Did you like this chapter? I hope so. I don't even remember writing it, I guess I did a while ago and forgot to post it. But, here it is, more coming soon, seriously, I promise this time!! –Em-uh-li-