Author: another fic I wrote on a sugar rush... um, enjoy?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
WARNING: this WILL fry braincell's ( 50 per second ).
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Communists, pickle's, and the french.
Destruction, chaos, oblivion, yep! all hell was breaking loose on konoah, as this was happening naruto was shaking in his bed with the cover's over his mouth: I see dead people, he quickly pulled the cover's over him
sakura in outside the apartment grabbed sasuke by the feet and stared using him to beat the wall like a bat: WE F$KING GET IT! YOU SEE F$KING DEAD PEOPLE! NOW SHUT THE F$K UP!
Naruto bursted threw the wall and started to Irish break dance with sombrero, then he pointed his finger a sakura and said: look! A donkey!
National Free riding donkey day :yelled sasuke as he jumped on sakura's back, while wearing a sombrero, poncho, and a mexican mustache.
look squirrels :screamed sakura as she pointed to a group of communist squirrels, cooking kankurou roast stile.
Sasuke looked down at sakura from her back and yelled: Shut up ass, I'm trying to ride you ( wink wink )
naruto is seen falling down head first in the sky, with a meteor shower in the back ground and land's on the water
YOU F$KER yelled sora as he proceeded to beating the shit out of naruto with the keyblade
a pickle wearing a sombrero and a mustache appear's: sombrero el' pickle is here!
YAH! it's a boy :chouji appeared wearing a doctor's outfit, picked him up and threw him touchdown stile, killing sombrero el' pickle.
avenge are brother: yelled a pickle with a mustache, as an army of french pickle's with mexican mustache's maud chouji, making him into a pancake.
I hate this style :yelled shino as he ribbed his cloths of to revel a 1970's outfit and a come in his hair, as he began to break dance to the music " rubber band man "
kakashi is seen with a human sized bag at the top of a tower near the ocean, he throw's it over and replies: that's what you get for rejecting me.
The brittany spears fan club arrive's in mass numbers: get him!
kakashi change's into a pirate out fit and jumps onto the railing of the tower: you'll all remember this as the day...that you almost caught... captain jack SPARROW! He jumps off, if the fall doesn't kill him, the shark infested water's sure as hell will.
shikamaru and ino are walking by with ino hooked to shikamaru arm.
Temari appear's out of thin air punch's ino between the eye's and hook's to shikamaru's arm
neji and ten ten: gasp!
temari look's at them and replies: what kind of women see's her love interest walking by with his girlfriend, kills his girlfriend, take's his arm and act's like nothing every happened? Neji, ten ten, and shikamaru look at each other and reply: a bi$h
I can't hold it anyMORE : naruto farts killing everybody in the area except for sasuke and sakura: avenge you, we shall :replied sasuke as he pumps a shotgun and rides off into the sunset looking for the flying hippo's that caused all of this to happen
shino arrive's in the area and see's every on the ground: Nooooooo! I'm still alive, he pick's up a muse and hit's him self in the head with it until he finally die's
THE END-
tsunade arrive's and look's at every one's condition and reply's: idiot's, before bring them all back to life, except for brittany...
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