Chapter 5 of My First Job as a Homo

Yes, I'm here and I'm not dead. My sincerest apologies to my readers. I've caught that nasty case of writersblock that's been going around.

Disclaimer: Maniac Production- Only the plot. The characters arent mine.

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"Practice makes Perfect"

It was unclear as to who said that last remark. It could have been Riku, who was currently nursing his sore tongue. It could have been Sora, who was innocently looking inbetween his legs. It could have been Ansem who was currently pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. Hell, it could have been one of the camera men, upset from the interuption.

Maybe all of them said it at the same time.

There was a slightly awkward silence before chaos broke out. Riku glared at Sora and broke out in a fit of obscinities which Sora ignored. He was still busy looking between his legs, his eyes wide.

The cameramen were insane. Each fanboy was going crazy and booing at the two stars that were sitting in the middle of the stage. Sephiroth sat in his manager's chair looking slightly bummed out. Perhaps Sora wasnt going to give in so easily. The man watched as the boy finally got over his shock. He glared at Riku, who was still yelling out a long stream of rainbow flavored words before pouncing on the silver haired boy. Riku's eyes widened slightly as Sora started beating up his face.

Oh, noes. His beautiful face.

A punch was delivered to his forehead. Another on both cheeks. Ah, shit. Now the boy was trying to choke him.

Growling, he grabbed Sora by the scruff of his shirt and pulled the smaller boy off of him as though he weighed nothing.

However, it was too late. His face was ruined! The horror. He hoped it wouldnt swell up and look gross.

Ansem, having had enough, got up from his seat and angrily walked towards the young brunette.

"Just what do you think you're doing? Its the last few scenes and you ruin the main characters face! What are we going to do now, you insufferable brat!"

The mans eyes were a furious fiery color.

Sora sat there, droplets of tears streaming down his face with his lips quivering for all it was worth. He finally broke down into small wails as he pointed an accusing finger at Riku.

"H.. He touched me.. d-d..down there..!! W-why would he t-touch me down there?" The brunette was near hysterical.

Well, it wasnt everyday that somebody touched you on the groin. He didnt even know Riku all that well. He had just met him that day, after all.

Ansem stood there, deep in thought. Did this boy not know the definition of 'porn'? What the hell was wrong with this kid?

He looked over at Sephiroth to see if he would be able to help him solve this hectic problem. After all, it 'was' the older Yamamoto who had hired this poor excuse of a human being.

Sephiroth walked over, slumping his shoulders as he arrived. It was very uncharacteristic of Sephiroth to do so.

"Just where, pray tell, did you find this little... please tell me you did not get him off the streets!"

The golden eyed man stared in disbelief as Sephiroth's shoulders slumped even farther.

"Oh, fuck no! Seph- argh. I knew I smelled something weird around here. The stupid boy reeks the smell of virgin.Damn you, Yamamoto. You and I just wasted munney on this shit and we're not gonna make a profit at all!"

Sephiroth glared and snapped back. "I looked everywhere on this puny island and he was the best thing I could find. You try looking for a last minute gay boy when all you have is three fucking days!"

"I'm not gay."

They were interupted by a squeaking Sora, who had listened to the two grown ups going at it. The boy hiccuped and glared at the two blondes before getting up and walking away. He was immediately grabbed by a forceful hand that belonged to one desperate looking Yamamoto.

"No. You are going to finish this movie and you are not leaving untill we do so."

Sephiroth looked at Sora coldly before sighing as the boy looked up at him with unhappy droopy eyes.

"Mr. Yamamoto, what kind of a movie has a guy touching another guys thingy? I never asked you, so, what kind of a movie is this?" Sora whispered his question as he looked up at Sephiroth's aqua green eyes.

Said man sighed as he tiredly rubbed his nose. "Its called porno and judging by the fact that you cant even say the word penis, I'll be surprised if you even know what porn is."

The younger males eyes widened. Porno!

Sora immediately started to shake his head, utterly horrified at the idea.

He had once gone on google to do a science project on the human reproductive system. It was the night before the project was due and he hadnt started on it. Of course, plagerism was the way to go. He had typed in a few words into the search engine and had clicked on a link that had seemed perfectly innocent. Of course, the website that had popped out was anything but that. Images of a male's most precious organ and boobs the size of basketballs had filled Sora's mind for months after that incident.

No! He was not about to be deflowered that way, by some snobby, self-centered rich boy who didnt care about him at all!

But, what was he to do with his mother then? He had house bills to pay and needed munny to buy food for himself and his mother to eat. Then there were the mediction and hospital bills.

Sora hung his head as he felt his heart clench. He felt tears sting at his eyes and at that moment, he felt so helpless and alone.

He couldnt just run to his mothers arms and cry. That would make her feel terrible and he would never do anything to see his mother sad. Working at Starbux would barely cover the cost of dinner and there were no family members to turn to.

Sora looked up to meet Sephiroths deep eyes. He wiped at his eyes and frowned. He had never imagined earning munny this way. He never thought that he would have to come this far.

"I'll double your salary if you finish this for us and we'll be gone. Out of your hair and you will never to hear from us again."

Sora sniffled once more before comtemplating Sephiroths offer. How did gay sex work anyway?

'If.. if its just for this once, then maybe I'll take the offer. Its a good pay anyway.'

The brunette tried to persuade himself, with thoughts of the few bright sides he had to his current situation. He shut his eyes tightly before looking up to see the expectant eyes of Sephiroth and Ansem.

After what felt like hours, he finally nodded his consent.

"I'll do it but only if I get payed first.. a- and.. I dont know how to..." He blushed.. unsure how to put his thoughts into words. His mind, which had only run on pure thoughts didnt know how to explain his problem of not knowing how to 'do it'.

Sephiroth nodded before Ansem could voice out his complaint. No matter what, he was not gonna lose this brunette and spend more munny on this God damned porno production than he had to.

"I guess, we'll be staying on this damned island longer than I thought." He turned to an irritated Ansem, then trained his eyes on Sora. "We will finish this at a later date and because you do not know anything about gay intercourse, I will have Riku come over to your house for practice."

He frowned and raised an eyebrow when he noticed Soras worried frown. "Is there a problem with these arrangements?"

"Oh no, its just that, will I have to do this more than once?"

"That will be entirely up to you. I strongly suggest practice because if you do not do it correctly on stage, you will be asked to return with more experience." Ansem looked at Sora squarely in the face as he said this.

Sighing, the brunette nodded before turning around and walking away.

Feeling neglected, Riku stood up indignantly. "I dont see why he has to look that depressed. He should be honored to have a chance with me."

The two older men snorted before walking off, completely ignoring the youngest Yamamoto.

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Sora was sitting in the middle of his chemistry class, scratching his head while willing his brain to absorb the contents of his periodic table. Unfortunatly for him, it wasnt working. His brain was like a defective sponge. It absorbed nothing when he needed it the most.

He stuck out his tongue and furiously ran his eyes over the symbols and numbers while mentally scolding himself for not studying earlier. The damn movie shoot had worn him out drastically and he had fallen head first into his bed as soon as he had gotten home.

The movie shoot.

Riku..

The thought of him instantly brought aqua green eyes into sight. Jeez, could they get any brighter? They were so vivid that it felt as though they were right in front of his very eyes.

Oh wait, they were in front of his eyes. Infact, just millimeters away.

Sora snapped his head back, accidentally hitting the student behind him in the nose. He apologized, horrified as he saw blood gush out of the big thing.

"Oh for goodness sake, Soran! You cannot go through a class without injuring somebody, can you? Sevvy dearie, why dont you head down to the nurses office. Off you go, off you go. Toodaloo."

"Its Severus, you stupid old bat." The boy muttered, before excusing himself from class. He snarled at Sora before walking out the door.

The teacher glared at the brunette once more before turning her attention to Riku.

Hmm. Riku?

The brunette stared stupidly at him. What the hell was he doing here?

Their teacher, Mrs. Goonies, turned around and smiled brightly at the class, her crooked white teeth stretching miles long into a smile. "Attention class. Oh, yoo hoo? We have a new student all the way from Travis Tow-"

"Thats Traverse town." Riku corrected.

"Indeed, yes. What I just said, Travis Town. His name is Yamamoto Ruki."

"Riku."

"What I just said, you silly little boy; Ruki. Now be quiet."

"It's his first day here, so you had better be nice and show him around. Invite him to your lunch table and fit him in into your little groupies. Now Ruki, sit down... hm, where shall I seat you? Ah yes, next to Kairi. Kairi, raise your hand please."

Rikus eyes shifted over to a beaming redhead, obviously pissing her pants in excitement. What a disappointment. His desk was across the room from Soras. Frowning, he walked over to the waving redheaded girl, took his seat, and pointedly ignored her.

Class went by in a zoom after that.

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rest of chapter deleted cause i'm too lazy to finish it. you can read the rest on the next chapter... sorry that this is a short one.

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Chapter 5 Fin.

To be continued.

Kingdom Hearts writers have all.. DIED OR SOMETHING! I havent read a nice rikuxsora fanfic in a long time. Anyway, sorry for taking five billion years on this chapter. I got most of it done a long time ago but I was too lazy to finish the rest. Stupid school.

I read this story over again and I really must say this: I SUCK at this writing shit. What the hell kind of crap is this?! I'm discouraged to continue but I'll finish it up anyway.. hopefully in the next decade or so. Ciao lovlies.

-Maniac