Nice: OMG! It's been a freaking year since I started this story! I can't believe something I wrote out of history class would last so long and be so popular! Also I posted this story on deviantart so the link is in my profile. Also, I have some stories on Mediaminer and the link to that is in my profile as well.

Seto: Didn't you tell everyone this story a few chapters back?

N: Yeah I did, didn't I? Oh well. I'm also very sorry for the long wait. I was working on my crossover story and I had to sort of hide for a while. And some of you guys know why I had to. Anyway, after this chapter there will be anime songs! So tell me what song you guys want them to do and who to sing them! I hope you guys like this chapter! Seto do the disclaimer!

Note: I'm now taking fan art for any of my fics. I would love to see them!

S: Nice doesn't own anything.

On with the fic!

Ch.18: The Date with Ziggy

"Die Bakura!" roared Kaiba as he/she tackled Bakura and wrapped his/her hands around his throat.

"GAK!" choked Bakura. He tried to push Kaiba off of him but he/she was too strong. 'Drat! Maybe I should've taken Kaiba's regular strength away before I turned him into a girl. Too late to do that now!' he thought.

"What's wrong Bakura? Why can't you laugh now huh? Wait? What was that? I can't hear what you're saying. Oh yeah, that's right. You can't talk because I'm crushing your windpipe, you ass! You'll rue the day you messed with me!" said Kaiba in a creepy, dark voice.

'Kaiba's insane! Well…more insane than usual. But that's not the point. And why I'm I just laying here taking this! I'm the freaking Thief King! I fought the Baka Pharaoh and his ditzy priests! I stood up to the Egyptian Gods! I can sure as hell take on some pissed off, yet very hot, magically sex changed CEO! HELL YEAH! LET'S DO THIS- cough! - But why is it getting so hard to breathe? Oh yeah, while I was doing my internal monologue I've completely forgot that Seto Kaiba is strangling me! Oh, and he/she is in a very suggestive position and he/she saying some suggestive things. So suggestive, that if someone like , oh I dunno the Pharaoh's brat and his dorky friends, came in right now they would automatically think some thing is going on, thus making Kaiba so embarrassed, and I think that's the first time Kaiba and the word embarrassed was used together in a sentence, that he/she will run right into something he/she was trying to avoid. But, what are the odds of that happening. But now I need to think of a way to get out of Kaiba-girl's death grip.'

Meanwhile

After getting a safe distance away from the weird conversation that their other friends were having, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Duke were searching for Setsuna and Bakura. Coincidently, they were walking right where Kaiba/Setsuna was choking the life out of Bakura.

"I wonder where they ran off to. I hope Setsuna is okay. If anything was to mar her beauty I would personally destroy, maim, and/or kill the one who did it," said Duke with determination burning in his eyes.

"Wow. Duke seems to be head over heels for you sister's friend, huh," whispered Yugi.

"Yeah, And now he can leave my sister alone, since he has a new love interest," said Joey, "Now I'll need to get rid of Tristan and all would be right in the world."

"You don't have to worry about that," said Yugi.

"Why is that Yug?" asked Joey.

"It seems that Duke's new love is Tristan's new love," said Yugi with a smirk.

"Huh?"

"Look, Joey."

Joey looked ahead to see Tristan and Duke arguing.

"Setsuna is mine Dice Boy!"

"No she's mine, you Narwhal!"

"I am not a Narwhal!"

A pause.

"What the hell is a Narwhal?"

"Look it up! You dip-"

"Hey, you two! Shut up for a minute!" cried Yugi.

"Why?" asked Joey.

"Just listen."

The three boys stopped talking to hear someone groaning.

"Who is that?" asked Duke.

"Come on. Let's find out," said Yugi. He led the others to the door where the sounds were coming from.

"Who's in there?" asked Tristan. Then a voice rose from the door.

"Yeeeesss. Just like that, Bakura. Oooohhhh yeeeeaaah. I am soooooo loving this right now. The look on your face is soooo priceless," a familiar voice, low and husky came out of the room.

"Kaiba? He's back from where ever he went to?" said Joey.

"I wanna know what he and Bakura are doing," said Duke.

"Can't you tell from the sounds!" said Tristan.

"I think I'm scarred guys," said Yugi, his face white as a sheet.

"Like you haven't been scarred before," said Joey, "We should bust in there right now and take some blackmailing pictures! Anybody has a camera on them?"

"Are you out of your freaking mind? Do you know what thought two would do to us if we took pictures! They could tie us up and make us," Tristan lowered his voice, "listen to Cher!"

"Don't even play like that Tristan!" cried Yugi.

"But could we still go in there and bust them?" asked Joey.

"Sure. I'm up to it," said Duke.

"Fine. But if they go on a war path. I'm denying everything," said Tristan.

"Okay, sure," said Yugi.

The four boys bust open the door to find Setsuna on top of Bakura, strangling him to death with a manic smile on her face and Kaiba's voice coming out of her mouth.

"Yes. I'm going to enjoy this! HAHAHA!" laughed Setsuna/Kaiba. Then he/she felt eyes on him/her a turned around to see Yugi, Joey, Duke, and Tristan with very horrified looks on their faces.

"Um, I'm really sorry if we interrupted anything," said a blushing Yugi.

'Interrupted? What does he mean like that?" wondered Setsuna/Kaiba. Then he/she looked at his/her position and gasped. 'They think that me and the Thief were-were…I can't even say the word in my mind!' Setsuna/Kaiba then felt something hot on his/her face. 'What is this feeling? Am I…blushing? NOOOOOO!' He/she immediately released her/his grip on Bakura's throat and covered his/her face. Bakura then gasped for air but was laughing at Kaiba/Setsuna's plight.

"You-you just shut up!" cried Setsuna/Kaiba. Bakura just roared with laughter. Setsuna/Kaiba got up from the suggestive position on the floor and glared at the others.

"If you tell anyone that I blushed, I will hunt you down and do so many horrible things to you, that it can not be mentioned in this story because of the rating!" said Setsuna/Kaiba darkly before he/she dashed out of the room and down the hall.

"What was that about?" wondered Joey.

As Setsuna/Kaiba ran down the hallway two things went through his/her mind. 'This day can not get any worse!' And, 'How can girl run in these high heels? I swear, if I trip I might break something!'

Too bad for him, his bad day is about to get ten times worse.

Meanwhile

On the same hallway, Ziggy was briskly walking to meet his love. "Ah! In just a few minutes my darling Setsuna and I will be on a romantic date and she will be fascinated by my handsome charms! I can just see her reaction!

Ziggy's dream

"Oh wow! Ziggy you are so hot and wonderful!" said Setsuna as they sat in a row boat in the middle of a moonlit lake.

"Yes I know my darling," said Ziggy.

"You are so much better than that Seto Kaiba! He's a jerk for stealing your invention!"

"We have so much in common my lovely Setsuna. Will you marry me?"

Tears formed in Setsuna eyes. "Yes! Yes my love! I will marry you! Please kiss me!"

"Anything for you, baby cakes," said Ziggy as he leaned in for a kiss.

End Ziggy's dream

Ziggy was standing in the hallway with a glazed look in his eyes and a trickle of drool was coming out of mouth with was twisted into a lecherous smile. He was so into it that he didn't notice that someone was running down the hall at full speed.

Until he heard the loud footsteps near him and snapped out of his daze. He looked down to see his love Setsuna running at him at full speed. 'Ah! Look at that she's already running to me!' he thought.

"Come hear my darling!" cried Ziggy happily. A look of horror crossed her face as she tried to stop but couldn't and landed right into his embrace.

"We must be destined for one another since you came running to me! Now let us go to the restaurant. I have reservations there or," his voice dropped and he said slow, sly and seductively, " we go somewhere more private."

Setsuna/Kaiba turned as white as a sheet. 'He used the three S's! Crap! I need to get away from him!' He/she struggled to get out of his grip but he was too strong.

'Darn! Who knew that pinky here was so freaking strong. It's like one of my vice grips but ten times stronger! Wait. I know how to make him let go!' thought Setsuna/Kaiba. He/she stopped struggling and looked up at Ziggy with a sweet smile and then it turned into a smirk when she/he kicked where the sun doesn't shine.

"Eek!" he cried in a high pitched voice and he let go of Setsuna/Kaiba. He/she took this chance and hauled ass down the hall.

He/she called back, "See you later Ziggy Von Sissy!"

"Sissy? I am not a sissy!" cried Ziggy as he ran after her/him, "But you can call me that if you want to baby!"

'Can't this guy take a hint!' thought Setsuna as she/he rounded a corner.

"Please stop baby! What did I do wrong? I could make it up to you anyway you like!"

"No! Go away!"

"I won't go away! I'm in love with you! I'll follow you to the edge of the world Setsuna darling!"

'He's what? Oh hell no. I need to get this spell off soon!' thought Setsuna/Kaiba. He/she glanced at her/his watch. 'Just ten more minutes until the spell wears off and I'm scott free! Then I can punch out Bakura and Ziggy to next Tuesday!'

He/she turned another corner and opened a door to find the others , just like Yugi did at the end of the last chapter, sipping out of coffee mugs and looking like business men or women. It seemed that they were taking a break from the contest. He/she stood the in shock, completely forgetting about his/her Ziggy problem for the moment.

'Did I just enter one of my boring board meetings or something? I swear, this is freaking creepy,' he/she thought as he/she slowly tried to leave.

But, of course, he/she forgot about the love sick pink haired German who was still chasing him/her and was quickly glomped by him.

"Ahhh! Not you again!" he/she cried. 'Oh damn it! I have only 1 minute left!' he/she thought.

The others had snapped out of their little coffee sipping daze to stare at the two. The boys had come back and were looking on too. Bakura had already set up a camera and was ready to click away.

"What is that for?" asked Yami as he tried to get the tie off of his neck.

"You'll see in less than a minute and then you and all of you friends will have something to hold over Kaiba for the rest of you lives!" said Bakura.

'Oh no! I must help Big brother, but how?' thought Mokuba. 'Ah ha! I know!'

"I loved the little chase my darling! You looked so beautiful, I could just kiss you! I think I will! Pucker up, baby!" said Ziggy as he closed the gap between them.

"Noooo!" cried Setsuna/Kaiba as a blue cloud appeared. A kissing sound was heard. There were the many clicks of a camera and then Bakura's maniacal laughter. The blue cloud disappeared and showed a swirly eyed Ziggy on the ground with a bruse on his face and a lone figure still stood standing, their body still covered in the blue smoke. Then it cleared to show…. A cliffhanger!

To be cont.

N: you guys must really hate me now huh? I know I would hate me too for leaving you at this cliff hanger. So what do you think Mokuba did? Will Bakura post the pictures on the internet? Is Kaiba going to be laughed at for his entire life? Find out in the next chapter! R&R please! Bye Bye!