Welcome to the latest edition to my little collection! Please enjoy.

La Carlotta
(Mamma Mia - ABBA)

I have hated La You, since I don't know when
So I've made up my mind, you must come to an end
Shut your mouth, will you ever learn
I don't know how, but your vocal chords lose control
It makes my poor ears explode
Wrong notes seem to be your thing when you sing
Your voice kills it's such a terrible thing
Oh-oh-oh

La Carlotta, there you go again
My, my, I just have to kill you
La Carlotta, please don't sing again
My, my, we sure will not miss you

You've been bad since you started
Left the crowds broken hearted
Why, why, do you star in every show

La Carlotta, it's time for you to go
My, my, get your butt out of my show

I'm so angry and mad about things that you do
I can't count all the times that I've tried to kill you
Now you will go, please don't slam the door
As far as I know, you will be away for so long
You know that you're not that strong
Wrong notes seem to be your thing when you sing
Your voice kills, it's such a terrible thing
Oh-oh-oh

La Carlotta, there you go again
My, my, I just have to kill you
La Carlotta, please don't sing again
My, my, we sure will not miss you

You've been bad since you started
Left the crowds broken hearted
Why, why, do you star in every show

La Carlotta, you to me are dead
Bye, bye, get off of my stage please
La Carlotta, it's up to me to say
Bye, bye, your career I must seize

La Carlotta, there you go again
My, my, I just have to kill you
La Carlotta, please don't sing again
My, my, we sure will not miss you

You've been bad since you started
Left the crowds broken hearted
Why, why, do you star in every show

La Carlotta, it's time for you to go
My, my, get your butt out of my show