Disclaimer: I do not own any of Full Metal Alchemist. I own Nirvana, Neko and their children.
Author's Note: Okay, I may have new readers here and will most definitely have old ones here. This chapter will have no rape. Sorry Maruken, but how long could that last?
NEW READERS: You may not understand anything that's going on and if you don't want to go read the original 'Sinful Doings' I'll catch you up right now.
Nirvana is the Bloodied Alchemist, 2nd Lieutenant To Brigadier General Mustang. (Fuhrer Bradley is dead.) She met Envy in an alley and he raped her. That's where their relationship starts. She escapes to Aquroya where he finds her again and Neko, Nirvana's sister finds them. Neko falls in love with Ed while Nirvana found an outlet in Jean Havoc. Alphonse has his body back due to Roy killing Fuhrer Bradley and stealing his Red Stones. Sloth aka Juliet Douglas is made Fuhrer, keeping tabs on the military as the homunculi are still trying to become human.
The homunculi come up with a plan to make a Philosopher's Stone by using Seven powerful alchemist; Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Armstrong, Marcoh, Izumi and Nirvana. So Wrath (the only homunculus that can do alchemy), works with Lust to create porcelain dolls that turn into a mauled body of the certain alchemist. So they 'kill' the alchemists just as Roy figures out part of it. Alphonse figures out the array and how to change it to make the homunculi die instead of the alchemists.
By now Envy had stopped his raping of Nirvana and had disappeared after inadvertently hurting her and making her lose her left eye and arm. So Alphonse is kidnapped and Ed picks up the research, seeing one problem; there are only five of the original homunculi alive. Greed and Pride are dead. So Nirvana takes Pride's eye patch and replaces hers while Ed carries a bag of Greed's ashes.
They are both caught and Envy reveals part of his true feelings. Then Ed and Nirvana reveal the plan to the rest of the alchemists and when the time comes, everyone but Nirvana do the correct erasing. She erases a line on the array that would only sacrifice a part of her homunculus that is watching her.
She saves Envy and then leaves for five years. It comes back to the present where it appears that the whole story was written by Nirvana. She is a doctor in LaMorea, her hometown where no one knows who she is. Someone is trapped in the mines and it turns out to be Envy. They talk, get it all out and then Neko and Edward show up with their two kids; Rose and Louis. Winry is pregnant with Al's kid; Riza with Roy's and Jean appears. The last part is that Nirvana reveals she's pregnant to Envy about two weeks later because her alchemy changed colors. Orange for a boy and pink for a girl.
Jean becomes a part of their group as the woman he tried to date ended up married. He's welcome with Nirvana and Envy, creating a ménage à trois.
That's basically it.
WARNINGS: Shonen-ai, nothing else really.
"Mommy!" A young child ran across the green plains of LaMorea, her oversized home looming in front of her. She was no older than 5, waist-length dark emerald green hair with the most unusual green eyes with purple catlike pupils. She was wearing a lavender sun dress with a large hat flopped over her hair.
As she ran up to the house, two more children ran up to her. One a blonde-haired female with red-tinted eyes and the other a redheaded boy with bright amber eyes. Both were ten years old but still full of energy.
"Hi Rose! Hi Louis!" The younger one greeted happily as Rose picked her up and they ran towards the open door where a slightly short woman with red hair and red-tined eyes stood, a wet towel over her hands.
"Tessa, your mother's been looking for you." Neko scolded lightly and picked up Tessa carrying her back inside where a flurry of activity was going on. Roy and Riza were busy teaching their son Sousuke how to make a paper swan and Winry was cooking with Nirvana, their long hair swinging side to side as they hummed to each other.
Al was sitting on the couch with Ed, Al's son James spread out over their laps. Neko walked over to Nirvana and the black-haired woman turned around.
"Tessa… what have you been up to?" Nirvana asked as she picked up her daughter, her black hair mixing with Tessa's emerald. Tessa poked her mother scar on her left cheek as Nirvana walked back outside, looking around with her one good eye. "Now where are those fathers of yours?"
She walked down the porch steps, her knee-length black hair blowing in the wind as she surveyed the plains of LaMorea.
"There mommy!" Tessa pointed down the road and Nirvana squinted seeing two figures walking up, something held between them. "Let's go greet them!" She squirmed out of her mother's hold and ran down the road, her arms open.
Nirvana walked halfway as she saw the shorter of the two set the box down and pick up the wriggling five-year-old.
"Hey, girl." Envy grinned as Jean picked up the box and continued to walk towards Nirvana. Tessa climbed upon her father's shoulders as he jogged past Jean and to his lover, spinning her around once before kissing her.
"Hi Envy! Hi Jean!" Nirvana gave a kiss to Jean too as they started to walk up back the road. "What's with the box?" Jean shook it and there was a distinct sloshing sound. "I guess I have to wait until after dinner?" He nodded, grinning at her.
"Look what I did, Daddy!" Tessa reached into her dress pocket and pulled out a metal fox with a slightly deformed body. "Cousin Louis has been teaching me alkemy!" Nirvana laughed as Envy held up the fox.
"It's alchemy honey." She corrected softly but Envy was busy looking at the fox.
"This is great! Considering I can't do alchemy…" Nirvana looked at Jean nervously. They knew what Envy could do; he was able to morph and take other peoples forms with ease. So far in the group of homunculi, even Greed who was a known ladies' man, never had any children so they had no idea if the trait passed down the line.
"Dinner's ready!" Winry called out as Jean sat the box in Nirvana's room. They joined the rest of the group at the table as the kids took the smaller table outside.
Nirvana frowned as she looked at the door to her room, the box slightly visible from her position. What is it? Nervously she clutched at the Philosopher's Stone around her neck and Envy rubbed her thigh, noticing her nervousness.
"Calm down… We'll look at it later."
Later… I hate that word.
But Nirvana sighed and turned back to her dinner, poking at her mashed potatoes idly. "I hate being Fuhrer." Mustang suddenly said and the military personal looked up.
"Why?" Jean asked, leaning back in his chair, drowning a class of homemade lemonade. "I thought you would like the no-work and big house living."
Roy growled and stood up, scratching at his eye patch. Nirvana unconsciously scratched at her own too and Envy grinned. "I do. But, I no longer get to fight and go out on the wondrous plights of fighting something that you believe in!"
(((( UNKNOWN )))
"Where's Diligence?" A tall, slender woman shouted. She was dressed in a loose black sweatshirt and loose beige pants. Her blonde hair was pulled up, revealing slitted blue eyes.
A young child with a shock of white hair looked up with slitted amber eyes. She was dressed in a smooth blue dress and sat quietly on the windowsill. "Chastity, she'll be here soon. It does take a long time to come from Xing."
Chastity gave a slight snarl and plopped on the chair, rubbing her forehead. "Chastity… why couldn't I be like you, Patience?"
Patience lightly shrugged her shoulders. "It all depends on your materials."
"Materials…" She snorted to herself. "Materials count for nothing! You know that!"
Patience said nothing but continued to stare out into the desert sands. She suddenly stood up and walked towards a black chest in the corner. She rested one pale, thin hand on the lid and a backwards Oruboros slithered from her hand, touching the chest.
Chastity shot up, grabbing the back of the light haired child. "Don't! You know what could happen if you opened it!"
Patience spun around, glaring heatedly at the older woman with unnatural hatred burning in her eyes. "You would know what it is, wouldn't you! You and Diligence! Is that why you go around and make all of the decisions! Because you know what's in there!"
Chastity stared at Patience until the door opened and a tall man walked in, a smaller child running by his side.
"Diligence… about time you got here." Chastity said as the man walked foreword, his slicked black hair resting around his shoulders, framing his thin face. He had bright slitted purple eyes and was dressed in black pants and a military-style jacket.
This child had bright slitted emerald eyes with straight black hair framed around pale skin. She was only about five with a scary, hollow look to her face.
Diligence snarled as he walked up to the window. "Mercy's chest wasn't there. It was gone and disturbed. The whole mine was blown up."
Mercy looked up, her eyes hidden by bangs. "One of them was there." She whispered her hands shifting into metal blades and back again.
"Them!" Chasisty spun around, her eyes wild. "Which one!"
Mercy did nothing but held up her hands, shifting them into various images, stopping on a vague picture of a man. "This one."
((( LIOR: ABANDONED CHURCH )))
"What are we here for again?" A young man asked, growing as he sat his gun against his shoulder.
His commander stood up. "Until Brigadier General Seiga and her squad show up in two days."
"What's taking her so long?" the only woman there complained, flicking her nails.
"She's taking care of her children, that and the fact that the Fuhrer is staying with her currently." The commander spoke back, looking out of a side window, seeing a vague silence. "You have to remember, somethings different about them, Shay."
((( BACK AT NIRVANA'S HOUSE )))
"Can we see what's in it now!" Nirvana begged Envy as they pulled on a loose pair of pajamas. Jean was curled up on the bed, his gun that he had been cleaning resting a few feet in front of him.
"Yes…" Envy sighed as the woman jumped on the bed, rousing Jean as the homunculus grabbed the black chest and sat it on the bed. Nirvana grabbed the edges and shook it, hearing a distinct ringing in it.
"Try and open it, Senbou." She said and Envy reached for the clasp. He suddenly grabbed his thigh through his pants right where his Oruborus was. The chest turned a deep red color and suddenly the lid sprung open, a white lid throwing out, sucking in Envy, Nirvana and Jean.
Envy's last thought was, why does all of this seem so utterly familiar?
Okay, I wrote the first chapter. I hope all you newcomers like it and I hope I'm writing up to the standards of the people from Sinful Doings.
Until next time,
Le Evil Authoress,
Nirvana Renegade Seiga