Description: The students see something in the potions classroom that shocks them. Very short one shot

Disclaimer: It all belongs to JKR. I am just having fun.

By BertaMay 2004

Way to Go Professor Snape

The sight that met the eyes of the students as they silently filed into the potions class room was to say the least, astonishing. Professor Severus Snape sat at his desk with a woman on his lap. Her legs straddled his hips and she gave every impression of trying to remove his tonsils with her tongue. The Potions Master was definitely not protesting this as he had one hand tangled in her hair and the other on her bum.

The stifled gasps and giggles eventually attracted the attention of the adults and they pulled apart to looked around. The students applauded loudly, complete with wolf whistles, cheering and one loud voice, "Way to go Professor!" as the woman stood up she whispered into his Snape's ear, he smiled slightly and nodded.

As the woman moved toward the door the students parted and stared, most of the boys with dopey looks and their mouths hanging open. And who can blame them. She had long legs and a nice bust, both on display in dark green short shorts and a black tight fitting tee with green lettering asking "ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?" under an open light green robe that came to mid thigh.

She said with a smirk, "Listen carefully children for he can teach you to 'bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses, bottle fame, brew glory', and I have seen him put a stopper in death." she turned briefly and blew a kiss at the Potions Master before sweeping out the door robes billowing.