Dedication: Reviewers from my other story, Stolen Kiss.

Story Status: Chapter One/One Shot

Pairings: Neji/Tenten

Summary: Neji comes upon a book. Interested, he decided to test it out. I wonder if it goes well…

How to Kiss A Girl 101

"Hinata-sama what is this?" A young silver eyed boy said. He was looking furious while holding a book in his hand and shaking his fist on the other

" N-n-neji-n-ni-nii-s-san…I…I'm…j-just h-ho-holding it fo-for Sak-saku-sakura-chan," She trembled in his sight. His look did not change

"You are far too young to read this Hinata-sama," He said plainly. He turns and read the title and his left eyebrow made an arch

"How to Kiss A Girl 101?" Hinata slowly nodded

"I-it wa-was a p-pr-present f-for Sa-sasuke," He ignored her as he read the first page

Do you want to get the girl of your dreams? Or you just plain scared to get her? Hahaha…what kind of weakling are you? Have you even kissed a girl? Pathetic! Well do not fret since this guide will help you get the girl you want!

"Hn…" "Neji-nii-san?" "Huh?" He turns to Hinata who had a worry look in her face

"Ah, I'll dispose of this," He gave out a final glare to Hinata who was stiff but nodded slowly

"Hai…" He exited the house and starts reading the first page

Step one: Find a girl you like. Someone hot, someone nice, and someone strong. Make sure she is single! The other guide has been caused some few troubles in many relationship and injuries had been occur. She has to be worthy of your kiss. Remember a girl may slap you if you do not do this delicately

He snorted. Yeah right as if anyone will slap him but it got him thinking of a particular person

"PERVERT!"

SLAP

He winced as he imagined what would've happen if he done it like that. Slowly, he turned the next page

Step two: Did you find a girl you like? Good! Also make sure she likes you. Remember from the first step that she might slap you and we do not want that to happen now do we?

He gave out a grin. The book was actually amusing to him.

"Hmm…" He imagined once again. Did she like him? Sure she had been with him forever and she had stood by his side but does it mean she like him?

"Neji…I'm in love with you,"

"Nah, she isn't like that," he muttered to himself but had a sly grin on his face. It would be nice for her to say that, he shook his head furiously as he went on the next step

Step three: Ok you're not sure she likes you. Well just take a risk! I mean what harm can that do? This guide is not responsible for your death, injury, or pain in any way and by pain we mean your sacred place

"This guide is stupid. A waste of money…" he muttered to himself once again. He stopped walking and actually sat down and read the guide despite himself saying it was stupid

Step four: Hold her closely and deeply look into her eyes. Girls dig that! Slowly say you love her or that you want your first kiss to be hers. It does not matter wherever you are but the recommended place would be in the meadows where they'll be no one around

"Interesting…" A meadow? How about a training ground? He shrugged to himself that can work but quickly shook it off realizing what he just thought

Step Five: Kiss her. Oh but do it with your eyes open. It's rude to kiss while not looking at her and maybe slide your hands on her legs Wink, Wink

He gave out a perverted grin but shook it and then frowned

Step Six: Repeat step five if necessary and if you want to go further than that. Purchase our book, "How to Fu-

Ok that's enough. He had enough. He threw the book on the ground and went to the training ground where he met Tenten

"Neji-kun! You're late! That's a first," She gave out a chuckle

"Hn," He remembered the first step

'Must be worthy of my kiss,'

"Ready for a spar?" Tenten stood in her stance already but Neji shook his head no

"Huh? What's wrong with you Neji?"

Then he remembered the second step

"Tenten…" "Hai Neji-kun?" She stood normally with a puzzled face. He gave out a grin and took a step towards her while she was beginning to sweat

'Make sure she likes you…' as he clearly remembered

"Tenten…" He repeated once more as she was backed on the tree and he was hovering over her

"Do you like me?" "Nani!" She screamed out while Neji winced

'Not a good sign,'

"Yes or no?"

"Of course I like you," Neji gave out a look but she quickly said

"I admire you. You're always so great and strong. I wish to be like you so hai,"

He gave out a chuckle as his hand was on the tree. He quickly skip step three and went on to step four. He was looking deeply into her eyes and his other hand held her waist

'Hold her closely and deeply look into her eyes,' he mentally thought

"Last step," He whisper to himself as he leans to Tenten

"N-n-nej-" but she was cut off as his soft lips went upon hers. He deepens the kiss but not realizing he puts his hand on her thighs. Tenten widen her eyes and broke it off while screamed

"PERVERT!"

SMACK

Ouch!

"…" said Neji. Tenten gave out a glare at him but he took out a crazy smile and Tenten giggled. Giggle?

"Neji…" He stood up and did the same technique again and this time he tried step five again and again (Without the leg thing). Heh.

'I guess that guide is good for something. I might purchase the sequel,' he thought with a pervert grin as he keeps kissing the girl he loves

The End

I am not completely sure if this story was taken. If it is, I apologize and I'll take it down. Ok it was way OOC wasn't it? Well I wanted other characters but it wouldn't make sense. Naruto? He'll try it on Sakura and I'm a big Naruto Hinata fan. Sasuke? He'll be OOC too so Nah. Kiba? Could work but again I'm a Naruto Hinata fan so no. Shino? Uh…I don't think so. Shikamaru? Hey that could work but then it might be 'too' troublesome of him to follow that plus he's a genius. Lee? On Sakura…but I don't like the idea. So I decided to go with Neji Tenten because one it could work and two they're my favorite pairing! Oh this is a dedication to my other reviewers' Thank you for reviewing! Oh R+R on this too: XD