Know Your Stars of WITCH

Will walks onstage and sits down

Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars

"Freaky" She said

Will…Uses the heart of Candracar to unseal her toilets

"I DO NOT!Well,maybe once,but Caleb was mad at Blunk and tried to flush him!"

Riiight.Will…Thinks Cedric is totally hot when he's in human form

"Noooo, that would be Cornelia"

Riiight.Will her real full name is Willimian Fluffykins Cuty pooty

"WHO TOLD YOU!I mean,Whre did you get that false information?"

Riiight

"STOP DOING THAT!"

Whaaat?

"THAT!"

Whaaat?

"Stop that now or I'll send you to the deadliest forest in Meridian!"

UUH…Will…the kindest and most forgiving guardian, don't send me to the forest!

"I wont.I'm bored.See you later narrator"

And that was the kindest guardian on Know Your Stars