Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or We Are the Champions by Queen.

A/N: Whee. The result of camping with your friend who seems like Hatori and you happen to portray Shigure. Anyways. It's sooooo much funnier if you listen to the song while you read this. Trust me. It was hard to write because we kept cracking up half-way.

Anyways, this one's inspired by Figgy and is dedicated to any and all Mabudachi Trio's that may or may not exist. Enjoy.

TEXTShigure Singing
TEXTAyame Singing
TEXTHatori Singing

TEXTThe Mabudachi Trio Singing
TEXTShigure and Ayame Singing

Ha'ri doesn't know it,
But I wasn't there.
I've done my share of pranks,
But I didn't touch his hair!

(I'll get you!)
(And ow! And ow! And ow! And ow!)

We are the Mabudachi Trio!
And we will cause mayhem 'till the end!
We are the Trio!
We are the Trio!
I'm going to kill you!
But we are the Trio!
(Sigh)
Of Japan!

There's been too much pain...
House calls from you both...
It was you who forced me to sing this in the first place!
I hate you both!

But Ha'ri we love you!
Don't be so cruel!
I'll give you to three seconds to run,
Before I kill you!

(But Ha'ri!)
(And ow! And ow! And ow! And ow!)

We are the Mabudachi Trio!
And we will cause mayhem 'till the end!
We are the Trio!
We are the Trio!
I'm going to kill you!
But we are the Trio!
(Sigh)
Of Japan!

We are the Mabudachi Trio!
And we will cause mayhem 'till the end!
We are the Trio!
We are the Trio!
I'm going to kill you!
But we are the Trio!
(Sigh)

-Song Ends-

...Of Japan...?