A/N: Discalimer, Me no own Ranma or Teen Titans...CAPISCE?

Well hallo everyone. It's been a while. Too long really. I'll keep this short and only notify you of one, very simple fact that had me extremely scared for my bojangles from the last time. I AM A MAN! A MAN I TELL YOU! I WAS ONLY JOKING IN THE LAST A/N ABOUT FINDING A GIRL FRIEND! NEVR SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN! Now, on with the story.

Ranma woke to the sounds of yet another beautiful morning. The birds were chirpring, the sun was shining, Kasumi was cooking and a fat Panda was sitting there drooling at the table. Yes all was good and rig-PANDA?

Ranma shot up from his position on the couch to findthe fat old Panda he knew as his father sitting there munching away on his breakfast. So Ranma did what every normal, freakishly strong man would do: knock his old man over the head so hard he hit the table top with a resounding crack.

Said Panda now had swirlies for eyes and small little tweeties flying over his head.

Smiling in satisfaction, Ranma pulled up a seat and asked the other occupants of the room (All Titans 'cept for one)as if nothing happened, "Has Raven gotten up yet?"

Sweat drops circulated the room like the globe and Robin, being the only one not too surprised by the morning ritual said, "Not yet Ranma, I think she said somethin' about meditation."

Nodding, he turned to Kasumi with a smile and said, "Mornin' Kasumi."

Kasumi nodded, and while cooking one of her famous breakfast's, answered back, "Morning Ranma, how was your sleep?"

Ramna, with the smile still on his face, said, "Good enough, though it would have been better if I didn't wake up to the old fart's face."

Kasumi frowned dissaprovingly and said, "Ranma, you should be nicer to you're father, he only wants to help you!"

Grumbling about stupid old panda's, Ranma was about to continue on with the small talk until he heard a grumble beside him and saw the three male Titans all sitting next to him, taking a wiff of the delicious food and drooling.

Kasumi giggled and said matter o factly, "I'm guessing I should be making seconds?"

Three vigorously nodded heads later and the sizzle of a well cooked home meal could be heard being made by none other than our favorite Ranma character.

Ranma was about to begin with the simple banter when yet again he was interrupted, but this time he wasn't thinking of much after it.

In came Raven, wearing a pair of very tight jeans and a loose white T-shirt. Ranma's eyes glazed over and if you looked, he was actually drooling.

The three male Titans' jaws hit the ground with a loud 'THUNK' and Cyborg stuttered out, "R-R-R-Rae?"

She turned to Cyborg and said with a bored expression, "Hn?"

Robin, being the captain-O he seems to be as of late, said, "What happened to the cloak and leotard?"

Raven shrugged and said, "I was thinking of showing Ranma around later today, and it'll be a real pain if I run around in uniform."

Robin sighed and said, "Yeah, but I thought you woulda dressed a little more...conservatively..."

Raven smiled evilly and said, "I don't see Ranma complaining."

Indeed. Why would he complain? Even if he could that is...

Beast Boy was pretty much brain dead at seing his supposedly emotionally stunted friend wearing such...liberal clothes and just sat there. Staring. Like Ranma. Which bordered on the perverted side of the tracks which resulted in a smack to the back of the head via a pissed off Cyborg.

Snapping awake and in a daze from probably a slight concussion, Beast Boy said confusedly, "What'd I do and how'd I get here?"

Ignoring the green beans obvious signs of brain trauma, the other male Titans watched Raven saunter up to Ranma and say, "C'mon sleepy head, I gotta a lot of thing to show you."

Nodding his head real stupid like, Ranma followed the now sexified Raven out the door of the living...room...place like a loyal puppy. Cyborg and Robin both chuckled with the obvious idea of 'WHIPPED' flashing through their minds at the same time with conjunction to Ranma. Smiling, they both turned to start up a conversation with Kasumi when instead, they found a kid with a yellow bandanna and shirt with green pants and matching slipper thingies. Frowning, Robin felt like he had met this kid from somewhere before.

Robin, ever the inquisitive and ever so tactful boy we all know him to be, stated , "Do I know you?"

Ryouga smiled and said, "Ryouga Ibiki, nice ta meet ya."

-0-0-

Once Ranma and Raven had left the tower, two things became apparent.

All the men in Jump were definitely noting the change in Raven and her new...openness and

Ranma was one of those overprotective boyfriends that did a great golem impression when outdoors with his girlfriend, aways muttering 'mine' or 'precious' while stroking her hair in a very scary way.

Raven sweat dropped and, deciding enough was enough after about 10 minutes and two blocks later of Ranma looking like a stalker and the other men doing a great impression of Happosai, transported both Ranma and herslef via giant black bird to a very familiar spot...

-0-0-

Kasumi was laughing at a joke Cyborg made while doing his, 'who da man' pose while simultaneously strangling BB while Robin and Ryouga seemed to be in deep conversation. Semmed being the keyword.

Ryouga frowned seriously and said, "So you're telling me that you and Ranma took down a whole crime syndacite by accident because Ranma ate a banana and dropped the peel behiond him, tripping up the crime lord and instantaneously snapping his neck?"

Robin nodded his head and said with a frown, "Yeah, and then my bag of gumballs ripped and made his lackeys fall into the busy highway, getting run over by a 18 wheeler with a monument to clowns on the back. It was quite...disturbing.

Yes...Disturbing indeed.

Meanwhile, down in the basement...

-0-0-

Akane and Shampoo had decided to start up some samll talk with Ukyo and Cologne was busy trying to keep Happosai from groping anyone. In the back was a very disgruntled panda playing a game with a seemingly passive Tendo while you could see Nabiki and Moose trying to force the door open to escape from their 'prison'. Tendo sighed and said, "Ah Soatome, now how will the families ever be joined? I'm beginning to think it impossible..."

The Panda gave him a look of shock that read 'What? How could you dear friend ' and then...wrote exactly that on his little picket sign...thing.

Tendo all of a sudden was rejuvinated and said, "You're right Saotome, we must not give up, we must keep trying. Only through preserverance will we succeed!"

Nabiki shook her head and mentally thought, "Or maybe through their own stupidity."

Then she went back to trying to find a way out of their 'prison'. She also felt for some reason she was forgetting something...

"Don't worry Nabiki Tendo, for I, the great and illustriuos Kuno, am here to help plan your escape. If your mercenary like wits are not enough, the great Kuno shall come up with a plan that will free us and stop that foul demon Saotome from poisoning the beautatious Akane Tendo!"

She groaned and finally remebered what she forgot. Kuno. And just like that, she felt her grip on sanity slip ever so slightly.

-0-0-

Ranma looked around the ever so familiar hot spring and whistled appreciateively.

"This sure brings back memories, eh Rae?"

She giggled and blushing ever so slightly said, "Sure does."

Ranma slipped his arms very...very...slowly and holding her, breathed in her ear, "Would you like to re-live some of them?"

Raven smiled seductively and said, "You bet Ranma."

Both brought their lips together and began to perform moves that only those with girls can appreciate and continued this for what seemed like for ever until a not-so-inconspicuos cough was heard behind them. Raven looked behind Ranma and her eyes widened in almost pure fear.

Ranma, now slightly fearful, said, "What's wrong Rae?"

From behind them, Ranma heard in broken english, "Hello snack."

Ranma's eyes widened in fear and, slowly turning around, looked with wide eyes at a scene he never wanted to see again.

There before him stood a cannibal, a tiger, a badger, a wolverine, a bobcat, a bear, a rabid bat, a wolf, a flock of hunger starved crows, a- oh you get the idea.

And so, the years old chase began again, this time with Raven running as well nad the cannibal cackling in a very evil and cologne like manner.

A/N: SOORRY IT'S SHORT! I gotta get my groove back. ,. Anyway, I hopew you like it, and send me ideas of what I should do with some couples/pairings/whatever the hell you fell like. Loaned got loaned in school when he saw hos report card so he now has no reason to wrry about previous loaning grades to hurt him, so he can try to write more. Well, see you in my next chap...O