Jack Sparrow Asks Why the Rum is Gone

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This is a little poetic joke written in Captain Jack Sparrow's point of view in one of my favorite scenes.

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What's going on, what's happening here

What are you doing, Elizabeth, dear

What happened to the food and the shade

And what's that you're burning- oh, no way!

I thought you and I were having such fun

And now look what you did- you burned all the rum

I don't understand what's happening here

How could you do this, Elizabeth, dear

I must have missed something, what happened last night

Elizabeth, lass, were we in a fight

What made you get these ideas in you head

To burn all the rum, are you brain dead

You're explaining yourself word by word

But maybe there's something I've asked that you haven't heard

Quit telling me what's going on

And get with what matters, why is the rum gone?

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