Glinda: Elphaba, why couldn't you have saved for once, instead of SPENDING ALL THE MONEY! I hope you're happy- I hope you're happy now! I hope you're happy how you'd spend your cash forever, I hope you think that's clever...

Elphaba: I hope YOU'RE happy! I hope you're happy too! I hope you're proud how you would spend more than you 'ought to, practically buy out Coach and Prada...

Both: So though I can't imagine how you aren't saving—right now!

Glinda: Elphie, listen to me... just, use your coupons! You can still buy knock-off Guccis, fake Coaches and Chanels, you can buy all you ever wanted!

Elphaba: I know. But I can't spend it. Yeah—I'll use my coupons more and more. Something has changed within me. Something is cheaper now. My newest Burberry is fake and everything's half off... Too late for spending cash now. Too late for Mastercard! It's time to trust my coupons, to go on eBay... and save! It's time to try defying dollar signs, I think I'll try defying dollar signs, and you can't tie me back!

Glinda: I'm glad I made you understand, you were this close to becoming homeless!

Elphaba: I'm through accepting gimmicks, 'cause commercials claim they're true. Somethings may be overpriced, BUT TO MY BUDGET I'LL BE TRUE! Too long I've been a spender... Louis made me bankrupt twice... Well if that's Louis, it comes at too insane a price... I'd sooner buy defying dollar signs... Kiss cash goodbye I'm defying dollar sign, and you can't tie me back... Glinda, shop with me! Think of how much we could save... together... Unlimited... What we buy is unlimited! Together we'll buy lots but use our common sense, Glinda... Coaches that look real, but aren't.

Glinda: We'll spend, but not in torrents!

Both: There's no sale we can resist... Just you and I defying dollar signs, with you and I defying dollar signs...

Elphaba: They'll never tie us back... Well, are you shopping?

Glinda: I hope you're happy—now that you're saving cash.

Elphaba: You too.

Both: Go find a fancy wand... I really hope you get it, but you don't spend and regret it. I hope you're happy to not spend—I hope you save up, my friend—————————

Elphaba: SO IF YOU'D CARE TO FIND ME—LOOK TO THE MAIN STREET KOHL'S! I will be at the back wall... BUYING A CHEAP DRESS FOR NESSAROSE! And if I'm shopping solo, at least I'm shopping cheap! To those who'd stop me, you're all big fat noisy bEepS! BECAUSE NOW I'M DEFYING DOLLAR SIGNS! I'M SHOPPING CHEAP DEFYING DOLLAR SIGNS! And soon I'll cheapify all Oz... 'Cause nobody in all of Oz, no cashier that there is or was, is ever gonna make... MEEEEEE SPEND!

Glinda: I hope you're saving...!

Cashiers: Go get her, she's saving! GET HER!

Elphaba: MAKE MEE SPEEENNND!

Cashiers: She's wasting our time, so we've got to make her...

Elphaba: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

Cashiers: SPEEEENNND!