Think of Cheese

(This song really has nothing to do with the Phantom, just stupid cheesiness.)

(I DO NOT OWN THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! But I want to give thanks to all the people who DO, and act it out for us! That's Andrew Lloyd Webber, Gaston Leroux, Joel Shumacher, Michael Crawford, Lon Chaney, Gerard Butler, the hot Patrick Wilson, Emmy Rossum, and the leader of the greatest tribe of penguins, Minnie Driver.)

CHRISTINE:

Think of cheese

God, aint it yummy

Cream cheese on pies

Remember cheese

Whenever you see

Something like yogurt or rye

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When you find,

That once again you long,

To get all fat like with some food,

If you ever find a grocery,

Spare a thought for cheese

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We never said

Colby Jack is second class

Or really slimy like old milk

But if you can still remember,

Stop and think of cheese

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Think of all the of all the things cheese tastes good with

Don't think about the things cheese tastes bad with

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Think of cheese

When you are waking

Hungry and appetized

Imagine cheese

Trying too hard

To bring competitors to their demise

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Recall those days

Look back on all that food

Think of the things you'll never eat

There will never be a day when

I won't think of cheese!

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Yogurt fades

All ice creams fade

They have their times-

Well, so does cheese

But please promise me

That sometimes

You will think of cheese!