Luke: La la la, clean the droids...

3PO: We were in the Rebellion.

Luke: Awesome. Hey your friend ran away.

Obi-Wan: What are you doing out here?

Luke: Depends. What are you doing out here?

Obi-Wan: Kids these days. Hey did ya know your father was a powerful Jedi?

Luke: Now I do.

Obi-Wan: (sigh) Have this neato sword. Come with me to Alderaan

Luke: Thanks, no thanks.

Obi-Wan: Your aunt and uncle are dead.

Luke: Hey you're right! Fine Let's go.

Han: I love this! I get to brag about my ship, and then I get...wait, hey I can do this...15 plus 2 is...17,000 thousand credits!

Chewie: Yeah, you're a real math wiz.

Luke: (in best Klingon accent) Your ship is a garbage scow.

Han: Grrrrrrrr

Obi-Wan: O-kay! Let's get a move on.

Han: Where am I taking you?

Luke: This Jedi stuff is cool!

Han: No it's not.

Obi-Wan: Shut up.

Han: DON"T UPSET THE WOOKIEE! Hey ya know this planet we're trying to get to? It's not there.

Obi-Wan: But there is a rather round and dangerous space-station over there.

Han: Let's go!

Obi-Wan: I'll go off and shut down the tractor beam. Then, I think I'll get killed by my former apprentice. But, you don't know that.

Luke: I wanna go! (whine)

Obi-Wan: Down, Luke.

Luke: (pout)

Han: I'm bored.

Luke: Let's barge into the dentention center.

Han: Only if I get money.

Luke: Fine. Handcuff the Wookiee for me, will ya?

Fighting blasting fighting crashing banging smoke dust

Leia: You're short.

Luke:...You're pretty.

Han: Stop gawking, and think of a plan!

Leia: Down here!

Han and Luke and Chewie and Leia: Eww.

Han: Great, just lovely.

Luke: (drowns loudly)

Han: Hey the walls are moving in!

Leia: Idiot! Brace it with something.

Luke: 3PO?

3PO: Yeah.

Luke: Help us!

3PO: OK.

Han and Leia: We're alive! (Hug each other) Bleh.

Leia: I think I'll order you around.

Han: Fine, but you better pay me.

Obi-Wan: (dies)

Luke: NOOOOOOOO

Han: Quit you're whining. Let's go to hyperspace.

Millennium Falcon: Let's not.

Han: Bad word bad word bad word

Luke: (blowing up TIE fighters) Bang bang bang woohoo! I'm not sad now that I get to blow things up!

Back at base...

Han: I'm leaving.

Luke: Bye. I'm going to go blow up the Death Star.

Fighter pilots rush at Death Star. Luke is about to be severely mangled when Han comes.

Han: Hey, kid! Miss me?

Luke: Great timing...mumble mumble

Han: Whatever.

Luke: (Blows up Death Star) YAY!

Han: And now we get medals!

Luke: Double YAY!

Chewie: RAWR!

R2-D2: What? I don't get any lines? Woah, I mean Beeoop Whistle.