Luke: La la la, clean the droids...
3PO: We were in the Rebellion.
Luke: Awesome. Hey your friend ran away.
Obi-Wan: What are you doing out here?
Luke: Depends. What are you doing out here?
Obi-Wan: Kids these days. Hey did ya know your father was a powerful Jedi?
Luke: Now I do.
Obi-Wan: (sigh) Have this neato sword. Come with me to Alderaan
Luke: Thanks, no thanks.
Obi-Wan: Your aunt and uncle are dead.
Luke: Hey you're right! Fine Let's go.
Han: I love this! I get to brag about my ship, and then I get...wait, hey I can do this...15 plus 2 is...17,000 thousand credits!
Chewie: Yeah, you're a real math wiz.
Luke: (in best Klingon accent) Your ship is a garbage scow.
Han: Grrrrrrrr
Obi-Wan: O-kay! Let's get a move on.
Han: Where am I taking you?
Luke: This Jedi stuff is cool!
Han: No it's not.
Obi-Wan: Shut up.
Han: DON"T UPSET THE WOOKIEE! Hey ya know this planet we're trying to get to? It's not there.
Obi-Wan: But there is a rather round and dangerous space-station over there.
Han: Let's go!
Obi-Wan: I'll go off and shut down the tractor beam. Then, I think I'll get killed by my former apprentice. But, you don't know that.
Luke: I wanna go! (whine)
Obi-Wan: Down, Luke.
Luke: (pout)
Han: I'm bored.
Luke: Let's barge into the dentention center.
Han: Only if I get money.
Luke: Fine. Handcuff the Wookiee for me, will ya?
Fighting blasting fighting crashing banging smoke dust
Leia: You're short.
Luke:...You're pretty.
Han: Stop gawking, and think of a plan!
Leia: Down here!
Han and Luke and Chewie and Leia: Eww.
Han: Great, just lovely.
Luke: (drowns loudly)
Han: Hey the walls are moving in!
Leia: Idiot! Brace it with something.
Luke: 3PO?
3PO: Yeah.
Luke: Help us!
3PO: OK.
Han and Leia: We're alive! (Hug each other) Bleh.
Leia: I think I'll order you around.
Han: Fine, but you better pay me.
Obi-Wan: (dies)
Luke: NOOOOOOOO
Han: Quit you're whining. Let's go to hyperspace.
Millennium Falcon: Let's not.
Han: Bad word bad word bad word
Luke: (blowing up TIE fighters) Bang bang bang woohoo! I'm not sad now that I get to blow things up!
Back at base...
Han: I'm leaving.
Luke: Bye. I'm going to go blow up the Death Star.
Fighter pilots rush at Death Star. Luke is about to be severely mangled when Han comes.
Han: Hey, kid! Miss me?
Luke: Great timing...mumble mumble
Han: Whatever.
Luke: (Blows up Death Star) YAY!
Han: And now we get medals!
Luke: Double YAY!
Chewie: RAWR!
R2-D2: What? I don't get any lines? Woah, I mean Beeoop Whistle.