This chapter can and will contain parodied HBP spoilers…you've probably heard all about the book, but this is just to be perfectly safe…oh, and they won't be real spoilers, just humor-ified spoilers, so they won't actually say what 'really' happened in HBP…yeah, so you can read it relatively safely, I promise! Oh…and JKR owns all. Except the plot. Except for the part of said plot that she owns. Oh, forget it!

The morning came, and the first person to awaken was Draco, who seemed very excited to be able to leave.

"Hey…people…get up! The sun's out!" he said to all of them, shaking them awake one at a time. He gave Harry a bit of an extra beating, just for some good measure.

"Hey…Draco…stop it! I don't want to ship today, go to that fan fiction site for that!" Harry yelled at him.

"I don't want to ship today, idiot. Okay, actually I do…but that's not the point right now. You have to go and do your dare.

"Oh, yeah, right…you've got to go and tell McGonagall how much love you have for her," Ron said to him proudly.

"Oh…right…well, let's go then."

They all got up and walked towards the door.

"Hermione, if you'll do the honors," Ginny said to Hermione. Hermione went right up to the door and clasped her hand over the handle.

"Here's hoping…" she said, and she pulled it open. They all let out a small cheer, and frolicked out of the tower happily.

The first place they went to was the Great Hall. Why? Why, to eat breakfast, of course! You can't get through the day without a good breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day! Still, here's what happened when they actually entered the Hall…

A lot of laughter.

Harry bravely walked into the Hall first, with Ginny by his side. Now, it's safe to say that not every single person in the Wizarding World had read "Harry Potter Loves The Quibbler" in the sky when they walked outside, but it is safe to say that they had all heard about it. Why? The first thing Harry noticed in the Hall was an army of Owls, all swooping down to him, carrying fan mail. One plopped The Daily Prophet by his feet, and he read the front page, which showed a picture of his embarrassing dare. The 'Kids In The Hall' (Okay, bad joke!) all giggled at him maliciously, but hey, that's the price you pay for fame!

The next person to walk in was Hermione. She had nothing strange about her…minus the fact that Ron was hanging off of her arm. Most of the students simply stared, but Lavender did something different…that being running out of the Hall bawling her eyes out, while being chased by Parvati.

Next to come in were Luna and Neville. Their new hair colors were followed with some admiring looks, and some…"friendly" looks. They smooched a tiny smooch, and went to sit down at the Griffindor table, where the previous students had already gone.

And finally, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall, with his yellow polka dotted mullet following behind him. Now, take whatever you are doing after reading this, and magnify it. If you had an entire Hall of people laughing at you, what would you do? You'd probably run, but Draco didn't. He sat down proudly at the Slytherin table and smiled at the Hall. The laughter soon ended, and everyone ate their breakfasts.

After he ate, Harry looked up at Dumbledore. Instead of seeing a twinkling eye, he saw a serious look.

"Um…I have to go guys…" he said to his friends, as he and Dumbledore teleported out of the Hall to (spoiler) and to (bigger spoiler) and even to (the biggest spoiler EVER!).

It was a very exciting (spoiler).

Suddenly, it was night time. The gang had spent the entire day waiting for Harry to return so that he could complete his dare. They also noticed that Draco Malfoy had mysteriously disappeared. How curios!

So, somehow, and through many spoilers, they all found themselves sitting around an unconscious Bill Weasley. All except Draco Malfoy. Ron looked to a now present Remus Lupin.

"It won't be a real…well…you know, Professor Lupin, will it?" He asked.

"No, but it will probably have the qualities of one," Lupin replied.

"What qualities are those?" an also now present Tonks asked him.

"Well, it will be shaggy, and impossible to style," Lupin answered.

"Great! Now let's ship!"

"Okay!"

And the two proceeded to ship. Oh, and yes, it was true. Bill had been given a near mullet. Oh, the horror!

Suddenly, Dumbledore was carried in by Hagrid, the rest of the Weasley family following behind him. Harry ran over to the bed Dumbledore was laid in and began to cry. Dumbledore's formerly groovy beard had been replaced with a beard that carried a strange resemblance to a mullet. All of the younger witches and wizards were taken out of the room. They talked outside in the hallway.

"Harry…" Luna asked him. "Is it permanent?"

"I think so," Harry answered her, hanging his own head in shame. He knew he should have brought his scissors!

"I can't believe that Malfoy would do this…" Neville whispered.

"Actually, he didn't. Snape did. It turns out that Draco had been working for Voldemort…since last night, when Voldy came around to see him. I guess he came while we were sleeping. Anyway, Draco freaked out, and Snape had to do all of the clipping."

"Wait, Harry?" Hermione asked him. "If Voldemort was here last night, why didn't he kill you?"

"Why would he kill a Horcrux of His! Duh!"

"A what? Harry, we all know that you're not actually a Horcrux, that would be a far too depressing end for the readers!" Ron yelled at Harry.

"No, Voldemort didn't kill Harry because he was too busy playing cards with Malfoy," Luna said suddenly. Everyone stared at her.

"How do you know?" Neville asked Luna.

"I have a bit of a gambling problem, okay?"

Suddenly, Professor McGonagall walked out of the Hospital Wing.

"Potter, could you come with me to his…well…my office please?"

Harry said goodbye to his friends and followed his Professor. The all secretly followed behind though, waiting for him to finally complete his dare.

They spoke for a moment in Dumbledore's old office. You see, Dumbledore had to leave the school forever so that he could find the golden hairdresser…the only man alive who could get rid of his magical mullet beard.

"Harry, I would like to talk to you about the future of Hogwarts before the Minister gets here-"

"Wait, Professor! There's something I need to tell you first!" Harry interjected, and he took a deep breath.

"Yes, Potter?"

The rest of the gang listened to the conversation outside the door of the Office. While they heard McGonagall giving Harry seventeen weeks of summer and school time detention, Hermione turned to the group, a strange twinkle remaining in her eye.

"So…do you guys want to play a game?"

The end. Or is it? Please read and review this story, and tell me if you want more game fictions along with your reviews! Bye!