Ok, I'm not going to ramble for a change and instead, just go straight into the story.
Onward!
Before we start, I think we should say the pledge of Hanes.
((all nod))
' I pledge allegiance to the boxers, for the portion which it covers, and to the Oliver, who we dearly insult, one nation, under Hanes, for liberty and coverage for all.'
Well now that that order of business is done, #31: when you can't find him (and he is infact sitting right next to you in the great hall) scream :Ollie-Ollie oxen Free! At the top of your lungs until he either turns red in the face where you go 'oh, there you are Ol' or until he screams at you
#32: on a particularly hard practice, stop in the middle of a play, fly down to the ground and have a temper tantrum. You know, fist pounding the floor and kicking, all that good stuff. And cry 'it's too hard, I can't do it! I quit!'
He almost killed you for that.
Yeah, I know. But it was worth the look on his face.
It was worth the look on your face…
What does that mean?
Throw in a frilly pink dress and a teddy bear, I would've thought you were a little girl, Fred
.…an ugly little girl.
..with cherries.
What the hell does that mean?
((shrugs shoulders))I dunno.
Alrighty then…. #33: fill all his socks with cherries!
And his stockings on Christmas. That can be #34
Don't forget to put them in his regular stockings.
Fred…
What?
((everyone else sighs because we all know that Oliver doesn't wear stockings on a daily basis and if he did…I think I would cry and would no longer be able to finish this story. But he doesn't so it's ok.))
Fine, just in his socks and Christmas stockings then.
Why does he hate cherries?
I think it was because of that time we did put cherries in his socks, and he put them on without realizing. There was cherry pits in between his toes for a week.
Don't forget that his feet were almost permanently red.
…cherry red.
#35: on Halloween, have the whole team dress up as cherries and harass him for the whole day.Or until he hides in a corner the feeble position.
And steal all his candy.
#36: dye his hair bright pink.
Or cherry red.
And cut it into a Mohawk!
(wipes tear from eye)) we taught her so well
I know ((wipes own tear from eye))
oh and every time you see him from there on out, chant 'hey how are ya'? hey how are ya'?'
We couldn't look at him with a straight face for weeks.
#37: point out that his Quidditch robes are almost cherry red.
And magic marker a cherry on the back.
He had to get new ones. Hehehe
Ok, Enough with the cherries!
But the cherries are fun!
And good for you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, #38:every time Harry falls off his broom in practice, call Oliver 'the-boy-who-let-the-boy-who-lived-almost-die'
He almost punched you for that one.
Did he really think he could catch me though?
Not on that outdated broom of his.
But Kates, isn't yours even more out dated?
So he has a Nimbus 2003 and I still have the 2001, but mine's faster than his anyways.
Katie, it's because he's bigger than you.
Stop it! I'm faster!
Because he's bigger than you.
Oh, I gotcha now. Ok, onward!((rolls eyes)) #39: don't take practice seriously.
…
What?
Do you seriously take it seriously to begin with?
((shrugs shoulders)) if he's not being such a prick about it, yeah.
Same, sometimes it's not that bad.
And we really do have to win the cup this year.
Ok, before my twin and I look even more like a prick, #40: switch his real wand with a fake one.
Remember that one time he tried to clean up that mess in the common room, but we switched his wand, so instead it just turned into a chicken?
He had the funniest look on his face!
…I think that chicken is still running around somewhere.
Hmm…
#41: say the pledge of Hanes every time he bends down to pick up the quaffle.
He turns bright red every time.
..cherry red
#42: every time one of his fan girls tries to find him, don't point them in the wrong direction, lead them to the exact spot he's currently hiding from them.
We showed that first year to him.
Did he even speak to her?
She was a first year! Even Oliver has more sense than that.
#43: set off stink bombs in his captain's office every time he goes in there to write up a new play.
If we have to learn any more plays I'll strangle him.
Ugh, he makes me lead them more than half of the time. Then he yells at me when I ask a question because it's so god damn complicated.
It's like he wants to see us do bad..
Or he just likes to yell at us.
I'm going to go with the second one.
((everyone nods head))
#45: blast Spice Girls during practice and say it must be the Slytherins trying to sabotage us.He pounded Flint for that one.
And it was really us who did it.
The scum bag deserved it anyway
Oh tell me what you want, what you really really want, just tell me what you want, what you really really want...uh, something, err…if you wanna be my lover, you got to get with my friends, friendship lasts forever, friendship never ends!
…does anybody remember the rest?
Nope.
…oh tell me what you want, what you really really want
…!
Well there you go. I know, I have no idea what the lyrics were. I'm writing this with my 'lil bro and he knew more words than me. Weird hu?
Lil bro: you're the weird one. Punk.
Lil bro: you're the punk
Whatever, so if anyone would like to remind me of the right lyrics, I might go back and change it. Maybe.
Lil bro: sure you will
Punk
Lil bro: you're mom
Punk, we have the same mom
Lil bro: oh, ok then…you're mail box.
Same one too.