It's Not What It Sounded Like

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, do we really own any thing is this life a dream or are we the dream dissipating on the wake of the morrow a corner of cold to whip from the eyes of the morn.

Just kidding I don't own and you know this and if you didn't you deserve to read that statement.

Authors note:

( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves.

"..." mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else.

... Means pause in talking

Everything else is talking to the reader.

Chapter 1. It Not About Them... But You Have To Start Somewhere

It a lovely day in the Warring State's Era the birds were singing the sun was shining and Inuyasha was being sat...

It all stared out like it normally did, Kouga showed up with the remainder of his wolf pack trailing a great distance behind him. He went and made a bold statement about Kagome, which in turn led Inuyasha to make an even sharper statement about Kouga.

And usually Inuyasha would, for some reason he can never put his finger, run out of crude and dirty things to say before Kouga did. He chalked it up to Kouga be a fiend, but didn't leave it at that.

Accepting that he was never one who was good with words, Inuyasha preceded to hand the accursed wolf his ass on a plate. (And what a plate it would be. It wouldn't be like your mother fine china... Nothing so pretty as that. It would be that ugly shit that you buy for your cousin who didn't invite you to her wedding but invited you to the reception, so that she could still get the gift. And you get drunk and kiss the groom and he really doesn't mind till you tell him her ass is just going to get larger and larger. Of course he would be a little skeptical about it so you would make a point of her mother and grandma, after which he starts to look all panicked and you let it slip that her wearing white is total bullshit... Really you pull him to the side and you say out of the blue "if she can wear white then I a surgeon" ...but I divagate from the principal ideal) Inuyasha was about to kick Kouga ass but like always and Kagome steped in a save his sorry ass like always. He would remember to lament about that later for unlike all the times, when she delivered the sits Kouga came with him and now he's here straddling the enemy. Lament indeed rampage and maybe a little lunacy just for good measurement.

She then proceeded to leave him there on top of Kouga, as if they where in some lucid love affair. If anyone was to happen up on them what would they think? What if it happened to be Sesshoumaru of all people? Inuyasha could practically hear the utterance of words and accusations. Yet another thing his half-brother could throw at him at a later avenue. So he did the only thing he could do at time like this...

"Kagome you bitch come back here and help me get off this accursed wolf!"

He knew she was only human but also knew, for damn sure, that she heard him but she stormed off leaving him atop a wolf that was, to Inuyasha horror, starting to sport an extremely noticeable wood. In that moment he forgot the governing rule for all males be they demon or human, the rule that states that all male at some point in there live must for the deflating of the ego and, because God does indeed have a sense of humor, (just look at the faces people make when they have sex and if that doesn't prove the point just listen to the noises) plus it makes for the good reading when writing a fanfiction.

And so they lay there Inuyasha hoping that no one happens by (but you know they will) also would praying that this wasn't a fanfiction featuring a Kouga and Inuyasha pairing.

Kouga, on the other hand, was thinking how sexy Kagome was when she got mad and wishing that Inuyasha senses were as dull a mongrel that sucks as bad as he did should be, too bad he was very wrong about that assumption...

"Hey you bastard I don't swing that way!"

"... Wha! What I don't like you that way mater fact I don't like you at all!"

Inuyasha pulls up to look down at the situation...

"... Rrrrrrright..."

"Well I don't..."

TBC...

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