Disclaimer:Azren: Samurai 7 is... MINE! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Deathcard: Yeah... Don't worry about her... She's just nuts... I'm still gonna send her to the mental hospital... Samurai 7 is owned by Akira Kurosawa..
Azren: And (sadly) directed by Toshifumi Takizawa...
Author's Note: WAAAAAAAAAAIIII! Samurai 7's here! (I just knew) It's an honor to be here! (Waves) anyway... Please review and rate it after you read it! (negative energy) Please...
AN INETRVIEW WITH THE SAMURAI 7 CAST! WITH YOUR HOST: AZREN AND DEATHCARD!
Azren: Konnichiwa, minna-san! I'm your host, Azren and we're going to have an interview with our favorite anime cast, Samurai 7! Let's start with the leader! Shimada Kambei!
Azren: Konnichiwa, Kambei-sama!
Kambei: I am… SAMURAI!
Azren: Yes, we know that! Okay! Can you tell us more about yourself?
Kambei: … I'm a samurai…
Azren: YES! We all know you're a samurai! (Oh well!) What are your favorite hobbies?
Kambei: …. Being a samurai…
Azren: a nerve forming on her forehead Yes, we ALL know you're a samurai… sigh! so, what can you say about Katsushiro and Kikuchiyo?
Kambei: … I can only say…. HAH! IN YOUR FACE! singing I'm a samurai and your no-ot! Nananananana! wiggling his butt, with his tongue sticking out
Azren: sweat drop Okaaay…. So, Kambei-sama? What are your motives?
Kambei: … Aku… Soku… Zan…
Azren: What!
Kambei: Sorry… I've been impersonating Saito again…
Azren: Right…. So what do you plan to do now that the shooting is over?
Kambei: Slash…. Nobuseri!
Azren: What! No violence is allowed in this set! (Yeah right! Actually, only the host can do that!)
Kambei: Oh look! SAITO!
Azren: Eh?
Kambei: Runs off to Saito Can I have your autograph, Saito-sama? I'm your BIGGEST fan!
Azren: wide-eyed ummm…. Can we cut now, Mr. Strangler (the director)?
Director: WHAT! NOOO! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
Azren: For you to know... It's gonna be too long for a first chapter, BABY BOY!
Director: (Eyes glinting) I'll get you for that!
Author's Note: WAAAAIIIIII! FIRST CHAPTER! I've been DYING to send this! Anyway... REVIEW!