Bloopers

Kitty: ok you guys lets start with the 1st chapter

Misty: ok! Everyone in your places!

Kitty: hey! That was my line!

Misty: well to bad!

Kitty: MISTY!

Misty: KITTY!

Kai: would you 2 hurry up and get this story over with! People do have other places to go.

Misty: shut up kai!

Kitty: o.o. . .don't tell kai to shut up only I can only do that! . . .shut up kai!

Kai: Hn.

Rei: kitty does this outfit that I am wearing make me look fat?

Kitty: o.0. . . No Rei you look fine. . .ok everyone get in your places. Lets start at where kai and

Rei are talking over the net. . .ok. . . . Hiei, do you have the camera ready?

Hiei: Hn.

Kitty: -.-; I'll take that has a yes . . .ok places ready and

Misty and Kitty: ACTION!

"Man, when is he going to come on," he asked himself.

Just when he said that a message popped up on his screen.

Phoneix14: hey

TigerLuv: hey, what took you so long?

Phoenix14: zry, but this CRAZY author had be prisoner and almost killed me!

Kitty: What! CUT! Kai! What was that? Is that on the script? Hmm! NO!

Kai: shut up

Kitty: no! you can't! I have to have this chapter up!

Kai: whatever

Kitty: -:- starts to yell at the top of my lungs-:- I …..can't….breathe!

Misty: breathe kitty! BREATHE!

Kitty: ok! Now that I can breathe. Lets do another scene . . .

Hiei: Lets do the scene where I kill a lot of people and take over this place! -:- yelling at the top of his lungs-:-

Kitty: o.o. . .Hiei. . .sweetie. . .calm down. . .and put the sword away

Hiei: Hn. -:-puts his sword away-:-

Tyson: I'm hungry!

Kenny: but we just eat 2 hours ago

Tyson: but I'm still hungry!

Kitty: -:-signs-:- Romeo! Go fetch some food for Tyson! Also you are going to be my slave!

Romeo: woof! Woof!

All: -.-;

Kitty: -:- looks around-:- what?

Misty: nothing sweetie. Nothing.

Kitty: ok. . . Next scene. . .chapter 2 part where Kenny runs into kai in the streets.

Kenny: yea! It is finally my turn!

Max: WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE MY TURN! I WANT MORE SUGAR! ME! SO0O HYPER!

Kitty: o.o. . .ok! Who have Max sugar!

All: . . .

Kitty: -.- . . .God. .. Why do you hate me? Ok! Well everyone get in place. . . Ready! A. . .

Misty: ACTION!

Kitty: hey! ACTION!

'O my gosh. What did I get myself into. Maybe I shouldn't go. . . no I can't do that to him. I should of known that he would want to meet me. Tigerluv. Rei. He really loves his bitbeast Digger. Well I guess I should get going.' he thought to himself.

It was like 7pm and the sun was setting. It was a cold day and it was slightly raining. He got up from his table, paid for his coffee, and went to get his lil tiger a teddy bear. Once he got the teddy bear he made his way to the park. While he was walking he smiled and started to think to himself.

'Rei. It is finally time that you know it is me. I guess I should of told you but if i did you wouldn't love me anymore. Yes I love Rei. Yes I Kai Hiwatari love Rei Kon! Yup since the first time I saw you I knew I was in love. Now what do these fucked up people call it?. . .Love at first sight? Yea, that is it. Huh? OW!'

"O my gosh! I am soooooooo sorry sir. I didn't mean to run you over." The boy bowed respectfully to the boy he almost killed.

"That's all right . . .Kenny!"

"Huh? Kai? O sorry . . .aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dizzi! Speak to me! NNOOOOO! Dizzi! My laptop! It broke! My poor Dizzi!"

Kitty: -:-signs-:- CUT! Romeo go get Kenny another laptop.

Romeo: woof! Woof!

Kenny: -:- crying-:- Dizzi! Come back! My laptop! Broken! -:-crying-:-

Misty: It's ok Ken! It's ok! We will get another laptop.

Romeo: woof! woof! -:-brings another laptop to Kenny-:-

Kenny: My laptop!

Kai: Get over it Kenny! It is just a laptop! -:-glares at Kenny-:-

Kenny: -:-looks at glare-:- . . .o . . ok Kai.

Max: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Tyson: O Kaiw don't beo soum muean tcor Kmueny!

Kitty: EW! Tyson don't talk with your mouth full!

Tyson: -:-swallows-:- I said Kai don't de so mean to Kenny!

Misty: -:-drooling over a Ed picture-:-

Kitty: ok! Another scene. . .Chapter 3 . . Where Rei is talking to Jiggles. Ok places. . .ACTION!

'O my god. This cant be! Kai! KAI! O my god! Why didn't I see it before! Everywhere I was so was he! He was kind of cold-hearted when I talked to him! What am I going to do! Ok. . .calm down Rei! Just calm down!'

'Why are you panicking? You know you like him! You dream of him every might.'

'What! Who the heck are you!'

'I am your subconscious.'

'Wow! Really! I have one! O gosh I hope you are not annoying like people say you are.'

'O my god! You are very stupid! Everyone has a subconscious!'

Kitty: Really! Mine doesn't talk to me! Hey! Subconscious where are you?

Misty: CUT! -.-

All: -.-

Kitty: Jiggles! You weren't suppose to say that!

Rei: Yea! I know! Also I am not stupid! I bet my IQ is higher than yours!

Jiggles: Well girly! It's impossible because I am the smartest!

Rei: GIRLY! I am not a girl!

Jiggles: then was up with your long hair

Rei: I am a neko!

Jiggles: and. . .

Kitty: -:-Rei and Jiggles can be heard in the background fighting-:- kai?

Kai: what! -:- glares at kitty-:-

Kitty: Your eyes are pretty!

Kai: -.- . . . Thanks -:-blushes-:-

Kitty: can I poke it?

Kai: o.o . . .no. . .

Kitty: please!

Kai: no!

Kitty: just once! Pretty please!

Kai: no!

Misty: kitty what did I tell you about poking people eyes?

Kitty: that is it not right -;- looks at the ground-:-

Misty: that's right. . .lets do another scene ok.

Kitty: huh? O. . .ok! HIEI!

Hiei: WHAT WENCH!

Kitty: get the camera ready!

Hiei: Hn.

Kitty: ok . . .next scene chapter 4 . . .when Tyson is worried about Rei. . .lets try the flashback. .ok everyone get ready. . .ACTION!

"Kai," I screamed, "Why are we training so hard? I can't feel my body anymore."

"Hn."

"KAI!"

"Ty, don't let him get to you. Only 2 more laps and were done. Come on! I'll run it with you."

"Thanks Maxie your the best person in the world!"

45 minutes later

"Man, I'm beat!"

"Yea, I know what you mean."

"Yo Maxie! Want to go take a hot bath in the pond?"

"Sure Ty!"

When they are in the pond

"Hey Ty?"

"Yea Maxie?"

"Your fly is open. . ."

"What! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kitty: CUT! -:-throws paper in the air-:- I can't work with these people!

Misty: I know! God they wont listen! I told you we should of made a story of us torturing them!

Kitty: yea! We should of!

Kai: hahahahahahahahahahahahaa Tyson's fly is open!

All expect kai: o.o

Kitty: ok! Next scene chapter 5 where Rei left the swing! Places! Misty would you do the honor!

Misty: of course! ACTION!

I got up from the swing, stretch, and made my way back home. I entered the dojo and it was 5:30am. I went into my room and turned on the light and saw Kai's teddy bear with a letter next to it.

'I need a shower and get out of these wet clothes. I can read the letter after.' I thought.

I graded some clean clothes and went to the bathroom and. . .

"HEY! WHERE IS MY SHAMPOO! TYSON!"

Kitty: -:-bangs head on clipboard-:-

Misty: -:-signs-:- CUT!

Tyson: O Rei about that see there a funny story about that. Hehehe.

Rei: RUN!

Tyson ahh! -:- runs away like a chicken without a head-:-

Rei: -:-chases Tyson around the whole place-:-

Hiei: Kitty! You have a stupid cast! Like that Kai guy, his glares aren't even that good.

Kai: What! Shut up shorty!

Hiei: I don't take order to a weak human.

Kai: I'll show you weak! -:-starts to fight with Hiei-:-

Max: -:-talking to a wall offering sugar-:-

Kenny: -:-kissing Dizzi-:-

Kitty: o.o -:-sees all the chaos-:- misty. . .

Misty: o.o -:-also see the chaos-:- yea. . .

Kitty: I dunno. .

Misty: -.-

Kitty: Everyone STOPP!

All: -:-stops what they are doing-:-

Kitty: ok. . .lets try another scene ok. . .chapter 6 where jiggles asks for ice cream. . .. Places! ACTION!

I read over the letter for the millionth time. I couldn't believe he loves me. Kai loves me. Kai

Hiwatari. The Kai Hiwatari. He has feelings for me. He loves me back.

'Jiggles! He loves me! He really loves me! I have never been so happy in my life before!'

'HeHe! What did I tell you. Why didn't you listen to me. If you did you wouldn't have shed so many tears. I think I should get my ice cream now! I still haven't forgotten!'

'Yea. I guess your right. I just should of went over there and talked to him. No, you are not getting your ice cream!'

'I WANT MY ICE CREAM! I HAVE HELPED YOU OUT A LOT!'

'NO!'

'GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM NOW!'

' No Jiggles! I don't have time for you! I need to talk to kai!'

'GIVE ME ICE CREAM OR I WILL TAKE OVER YOUR BODY!'

'That's impossible because we are two different people!'

Kitty: grr! CUT! CAN'T WE DO ONE ATLEAST ONE SCENE RIGHT!

Misty: -:- bangs on head on the wall-:-

Hiei: Yea you fools because we are running out of film!

Kai: -:-glares at Hiei-:-

Hiei: -:- glares at Kai-:-

Jiggles: Why do I have to be Rei's subconscious! She is a girl! I am a boy!

Rei: I am NOT A GIRL!

Jiggles: yea and Kai can smile

Kai: -:-glares at jiggles-:-

Max: KITTY! YOU RAN OUT OF SUGAR!

Kitty: O.O! WHAT! ALL OF MY SUGAR!NOOO! MY SUGAR! MISTY TAKE OVER I NEED TO LOOK WHERE I HIDE SOME SUGAR THE OTHER DAY! MAX YOU BTTER OF NOT ATE IT! -:- runs off with Max somewhere-:-

All: -.-;

Misty: ok people. . .where did we leave off -:- looks at some papers-:- o yes! Lets try chatpee 7 scene on the roof where the lovers are talking!

Tyson: Man I'm so full! Lovers! HaHa!

Kai: Shut up Granger! -:-punches Tyson-:-

Tyson: xx

Misty: o.o. . .kitty is going to kill me -:-groans-:- ok places people! ACTION!

Kai and I were sitting on the roof looking up at the stars and moon. We were holding each other in our arms. The night was so beautiful and peaceful.

"Kai?"

"Hmm."

"I love you."

"I love you too, kitten."

-:- 2 minutes later -:-

"Kai?"

"Hmm."

" I like it when you call me kitten."

"Kitten."

-:- 4 minutes later -:-

"Kai?"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT? MY GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!"

Kitty: -:-comes in with a bag of sugar-:- CUT!

Misty: hey kitty

Kitty: hey misty! I found my sugar we can eat it later!

Misty: ok! .

Kitty: umm. . .misty what happened to Tyson?

Misty: you don't want to know

Kitty: o.0 -:-pokes Tyson but he only twitches-:-

Tyson: o my face -:-wakes up-:-

Kitty: well people that enough for today so see you people tom.

All: -:-groans-+

The camera runs out of film.


kitty: well everyone see what i put up with trying to make this story!

misty: my head still hurts

kitty: i hope you enjoyed

misty and kitty: R&R