Oh come on, like you didn't watch Poke'mon when you were little!


Who's that Poke'mon?
Ed walked right into Roy Mustang's office, completely forgetting his manners and not knocking. Roy shot Ed a questionable glace as Ed proceeded to sink lazily into the black leather couch. It occurred to Roy that Ed had no respect for him, hence no knocking before coming in. Well, Roy couldn't have that, now could he? A sly grin came across his face as he prepared for his regular stream of insults, guaranteed to brighten his day, while destroying Eds.

Ed sat in a slouch position with his head resting lazily on his hand as he watched Roy. He knew what Roy was about to do, he could feel it. But he wasn't going to fall for it, not this time. His eyes widen slightly as he watched Roy's lips part to speak. This was it! Ed's fingers clasped slightly tighter on his face as he waited for Roy to bring the smack down upon him.

Roy was about to comment on Ed's height, like always, but something caught his eye. Something strange… something that almost made him laugh on the spot.

"Pikachu!" Roy shouted abruptly, pointing his index finger straight at Ed.

Ed's stern expression quickly changed to shock. That was not the comment he was expecting. Leave it to Roy to ruin his defensive shield of a straight face! But Ed wouldn't fall for it; oh no. He knew this had to be something Roy was planning to make him lose his temper.

"What?" Ed finally asked, trying not to sound too curious.

Roy snickered slightly, running his hand threw his hair. "I can't believe I never noticed this before! You look like Pikachu!"

That did it. Any strength Ed had for keeping a straight face died instantly as he got up and violently banged his hands on either side of Roy's desk. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPOSSED TO MEAN?" Ed fumed, giving Roy the death glare.

This didn't do anything but make Roy laugh harder. Ed's cheeks started to flush as he continued to glare at the now maniac-laughing Roy. "STOP LAUGHING!" Ed commanded through gritted teeth.

Roy wiped a tear from his eye and gave a long sigh. "Sorry, it's just you remind me of Pikachu!" Roy said while grinning. "Your hair, your temper! And look, your cheeks are red, just like Pikachu's!"

Roy expected Ed to lunge from behind the desk and murder him, but he didn't. Instead, Ed's stiff grip on the desk loosened, and Ed's expression went from homicidal to calm. Ed suddenly smiled, making a shiver run up Roy's spine.

"Well, you know what? You remind me of Charmander…" Ed said calmly. "You always think you don't have to listen to everyone and…" He then swiftly grabbed a coffee mug that had been sitting on the desk. With out warning, he poured the drink on Roy's hands, soaking his gloves beyond usage. "…Once they put out the flame, you're dead!" Ed sat the mug down with a loud 'thud' and grinned with triumph at his comeback. "Let's see Roy beat that!"

Roy looked slightly taken aback. "Well Ed, you left out one important detail about Charmander." Roy said while slowly pealing his wet gloves off. Ed raised a brow, and Roy suddenly broke out into a big smile.

"Charmander is taller then Pikachu."


Yea, so they didn't invent TV or Poke'mon in their time. You think logic gives a shit?