And I Hate You So
Author: Tsuki no Tennyo
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Humor
Parings: Sesshoumaru/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kikyou, and a bit of other minor parings.
Summary: Meet the Higurashi twins: Smart, pretty, and stubborn. Now meet the Taishou brothers: Handsome, wealthy, and a pair of pompous jerks. Add some matchmaking parents, and you have your recipe for total disaster...or perhaps love?
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and neither do you.
Chapter One: The Meeting
"I still don't see why we have to meet some snotty jerks," Kagome huffed angrily as she got into the limo in front of her parents' mansion.
"Now, Kagome, dear, your sister, Kikyou is taking this a lot better than you are," spoke Mrs. Higurashi, calmly to her angry daughter. She sighed when she noticed her other daughter, Kikyou, glaring at her with her arms crossed. Perhaps this was a bad idea after all.
"Now girls, the Taishou's are old friends of ours. I'm sure you'll like meeting their sons," said Mr. Higurashi, cheerfully.
Kagome and Kikyou looked at each other, and then yelled, "We hate this!"
Mr. Higurashi laughed nervously. His daughters sure were scary when angry. "But girls, you haven't met them yet! How can you say you don't like someone when you never met them before?"
Before Kagome could speak, her twin sister spoke for her, "Are they handsome?"
Mr. Higurashi looked at Kikyou, wondering where she was going with this. "They're wanted by every young, single female."
"Their family is rich, right?"
"Of course. They're richer than us, but only by a couple thousands dollars."
"Then they're jerks," Kikyou said at last as she leaned back in her seat.
Mr. and Mrs. Higurashi sighed as they gave up on the argument. There's just no way to get their daughters to be happy about this. Hopefully tonight it won't be a disaster.
"What do you mean a pair wenches are coming here," asked a silver haired boy to his father. From his appearance, he looks very boyish, the kind girls would call "cute" or "adorable".
His father, Mr. Taishou, looked at his son. "Now, Inuyasha, their father is my dear old friend. We haven't seen each other in fo--"
Mr. Taishou was interrupted by his elder son, Sesshoumaru. "That still does not answer the imbecile's question, Father."
Inuyasha glared at Sesshoumaru for a bit, but then agreed with Sesshoumaru. "We know you're friends with the guy, but why are his daughters coming?"
Mr. Taishou shifted nervously in the chair he was sitting in. He smiled when he noticed his wife passing by his study. "Ah, darling, come on in! I was just telling the boys about out guests."
Izayoi, Inuyasha's mother and Sesshoumaru's stepmother, walked in glancing at her sons, wondering how they took the news. "So I guess you told them about the en-"
Mr. Taishou covered his wife's mouth with his hand. "Our guests? Of course, I just told you that, dear!"
The two boys looked at their parents suspiciously. They were up to something. Before they could question their parents further, the doorbell rang.
"Ah, they're here!" cried Mr. Taishou as he went to greet his guests, happy to leave before any further questions could be asked.
After being introduced, everyone went to the dining room to enjoy their peaceful dinner. That is if you considered four teenagers glaring at their parents with daggers in their eyes as being peaceful.
"Could someone please pass me the soy sauce," asked Kagome as politely as she could despite her hunch that her parents were up to something with their friends.
Inuyasha passed her the soy sauce. "Keh, wench."
Kagome glared at him and hissed, "Bite me."
Sesshoumaru inwardly smirked at Kagome's comment. She was the fiery one of the two Higurashi girls. He looked over at Kikyou who was trying to calm her sister down before a fight broke out. Kikyou seems to be the calmer one of the two from what he saw so far.
Kikyou gave up. She looked over at Sesshoumaru and saw he was looking at her. She decided it would be at least polite to get to know Sesshoumaru before judging him, so she started a conversation with him. The conversation quickly ended with them glaring at each other.
They heard someone clapping and turned to look at Mr. Higurashi. "Now, isn't this wonderful, girls? I'm sure you'll enjoy being in the same school as the boys."
His daughters screamed "what" while making a mental note to hurt their father. Yes, they knew they were going to a new school. They just didn't realize it was with the Taishou boys who were now on their list of men to kill and/or hurt.
Sesshoumaru: arrogant, stoic, and narcissistic. Inuyasha: stubborn, "macho," and just plain rude. They're cute, but their personality sure wasn't. Right now, the only thing the twins want to do is hurt these guys.
"Dad. We. Cannot. Stand. Them." Kagome said each word slowly while glaring at her father some more.
"Well, you know what they say! When a person dislikes another person, they really like each other or something like that..."
Sesshoumaru spoke in his monotone voice, "It'll be quite simple about the school thing. You don't know us, so you'll stay away from us. Same goes to you, Inuyasha."
Mr. Taishou cleared his throat, getting everyone attention in the process. "Sesshoumaru, you and Inuyasha shall be nice to them and will show them around the school. If I hear from any of them that you're being rude to them, you can say bye-bye to your allowance…and playboy, Inuyasha."
Inuyasha paled and muttered, "Yes, Father."
Sesshoumaru frowned. Great, he's going to have to show them around school. The last thing he wanted is to have the woman at school ask questions about this. It was bad enough they wanted to bear his children or "give him whatever his heart desires" as they like to call it.
He heard Inuyasha muttering and he replied softly to his father, "Of course, Father."
The girls snickered. This was going to be more fun than they thought. Oh, yes. It's going to be so much fun. They grinned in a way that sent shivers down everyone spines. They were up to something, and it can't be good. Not good one bit.
But the girls' grins quickly faded away as they saw an evil gleam in their mother's eyes. They suddenly have the suspicion that they only transferred school because their mother wants them to get to know the Taishou boys, fall in love, and have lots and lots of grandchildren for her to spoil. They shuddered slightly as they saw the same gleam in Mrs. Taishou's eyes.
The dinner and conversation continued again, only this time only the parents were speaking. Kagome and Inuyasha were glaring at each while Sesshoumaru and Kikyou were glaring at each other. Only one thought went through the four teenagers' head and it was, 'This is going to be hell.'
Author's Note: I know, I know. I'm insane for even trying to write another fanfic, one with chapters, I might add. I'm hoping to make this fanfic as short, yet interesting as possible. Bear with me, ok?
Also, to answer a question I know a few people are thinking: No, I will not change the parings. End of discussion.
Please review and tell me what you think. As always, constructive criticisms are welcomed, flames are not.