A/N: This was all originally Nako's thing. Well, she came up with the idea of us all being Irkens, and I thought, "why not have a fic about us coming to planet Earth and completely messing everything up?" And now I started it. I'm Evil. xD Mak is me, Nak is Nako, and Kir is Kila (r and l are pronounced the same in Japanese, so meh whatever) I'll prolly have the links to the actual pictures at the end of this.

Chapter one, invaderMAK

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An invader spaceship crashes out in a field where Zim and Gir were trying an experiment. Zim, being Zim, starts to rant on how it's a fellow Irken here for back up while Gir runs over to the ship screeching "Weeeee!"

The top latch pops open and smoke fills the area, and out crawls a fierce looking Irken. The Irken stands on top of it's latch door, looking around at it's surroundings, looking much like a look-out for a pirate ship without the scope, but a hand in place.

"Who in the world are you? What exactly are you here? I did not call for any sort of back up! I'm doing perfectly fine on my own!" Zim cries out, waving his arms in the air.

"It is I, Invader Mak, here to...! uhm... Actually, I have no clue what I'm doing here." Mak gives out a sheepish grin and scratches the back of her head embarrassed. Mak then precedes lays down on the hatch and leans into her ship. " Um, Lir! What are we doing here again?" She practically cries out in a child like voice.

A small robot falls out of the ship ungracefully, landing on top of Gir in the process but not yet realizing it. The robot looked exactly like Gir, only Lir's eyes were an electric orange and her metal had some dents in it and some rust.

"Well, Mak," the small bot stands up and brushes itself off, "We weren't actually going anywhere in particular. We're on vacation, remember?" the bot finishes, it's robot hands now resting on it's hips annoyed with the orange-clad Irken.

Realization passes by Mak's eyes as they go wide, and she slips right off of the hatch door in her awkward state, landing on top of Zim effectively shutting him up. At this Lir just turns around and starts to hit her head on the ship in defeat.

Zim starts to flare around like a maniac from Mak laying on him. "Gah! Gel your heavy behind off of me this instant! I demand you-" He stops noticing some things as Mak stood.

One, she was wearing the strangest orange sweatshirt he'd ever seen, with some strange bike-looking symbol inside of a pink heart; along with a pair of dark blue jeans. Two, her antennas curled twice, much different than the usual straight out antennas, and they looked bouncy. Third, she was about a head taller than him.

"What's up with your height? Why are you so tall? You act like you're the equivalence of a 12 year old Earth female," he walks around her, contemplating what to say. "And you dress like that of a Earth male. You're a strange one indeed."

"You are so mean!" She cried out, "I wanna be short! What I'd give to be short like you!"

Zim simply starred blankly at her, then flatly said "You're insane."

"You should meet my friends! …Hey wait, what's this planet called?"

"Earth, why?"

"Earth, huh. I like it. I'm gonna like living here for sure." She said innocently as she walked over to her ship. "And Nak and Kir would most definitely love it here as well. I mean, there are plenty of green produce substance, and there are other Irkens here too! Oh, it seems like such fun! I can't wait to tell them!" She seemed to get more ecstatic as she ranted to herself.

"Hey wait, what in the world are you blabbering on about! I am an Invader, and I was assigned to dominate this planet!" He shouted as he chased after the strange Irken.

All the sudden Mak went rigid, and covered her face with her hands and shook it furiously, giggling the whole time. "…..heeheehee……!"

All Zim did was stare in confusion. Good thing Lir was there, for she knew what was going on. She walked up to Zim and pulled at his glove, saying "You said 'dominate' which is a term often used when talking about gay men. Which she's obsessed with." Zim stared at the orange bot, then slowly turned and stared at the orange clad Irken in horror.

"You know what, I don't even want to know. Come, Gir, we're going home." He said while shaking his head, then turned and walked away.

She watched then sighed, "I guess I'm on my own" she paused, her cheerful front vanished replaced by a bit of melancholy on her face, but it quickly disappeared and was replaced by a closed eyed ear-to-ear grin. "Oh well! I still have Nak and Kir coming to look forward to!"

She pressed a button inside the ship and the whole thing combined itself into a strange looking silver back pack with four light pink circles on it. In the center was the symbol for an Invader of the Irken race, only thing was that it was all scratched up, looking like it was done on purpose.

"Zim doesn't like us, heh. Oh well, not a lot do. Don't let it get to you, Mak. He's just some dog of the military, he doesn't know anything. Let's go the opposite way of that Zim-boy." The dented bot told Mak, and she nodded enthusiastically in agreement.

"Yeah, let's make our new home, then we can call Nak and Kir and get everything set up. This time, we'll be happy." She said with a broad smile on her face as she pulled the hood over her head, effectively covering nearly all the face, and what wasn't covered by the material itself was covered by it's shadow.

End of Chapter one, invaderMAK

Picture of Invader Mak: www .deviantart. com/ view/ 20730469
(get rid of the spaces first, else you aren't getting anywhere)