Well, I started this story the other night after reading "Interview with the Vampire" It's completely different though! Completely! Like there's nothing that even resembles that except a vampire and a little kid. That's it! At least I"m pretty sure that's it! The book just gave me an idea. Anyhow, within the first chapter you can't tell who the vampire is. Now onto the important stuff.

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! This piece of text was written solely for my amusement and yours. The only things I own are Sam, Madam Claudia and the cathouse!

Warnings: Vampirism, language, cathouses, creepy Madames and a hints of pedophilia, but not really. Oh, there's some yaoi hints too, and eventually...oh dear there will be some yaoi.


Vie Sombre or Dark Life
I have been alive for almost a millennium, seven hundred years and counting. Most of the time I'm extremely bored. Through the centuries I've willed my vast bank accounts to fake identities, of which I assume. Since the invention of the Internet, my life is significantly easier.

Tonight I've decided that I want to drink the blood of a child. You may think I'm a monster, and I am, but if you had the hunger like I do, you'd understand the sweet flavor of a child. Do not worry, I would not pluck your children from their beds. Most children have blood that is pure with their innocence, and innocence gives me a horrible stomach ache.

So, tonight I'm off to a most notorious whorehouse which caters to men with my particular taste. No, not vampires, but other men, boys even, you see why I've picked this particular whorehouse?

Dressed as a business man, I enter the building looking nervous. A young man, perhaps 15 smiles at me.

"Hi there! I'm Sam. Is this your first time?" I smiled, nervously still and nodded. Speaking I used a meek voice which was an extreme contradiction to my true nature.

"Um,yes. I-it's my first time, umm, wh-where do I go?" The young boy, Sam, with robust red hair and bright brown eyes winked at me and replied.

"You can follow me sir, do you have any idea of what you're looking for?"

"Umm do you just have a line-up or something?" He smiled again.

"Oh yes, why don't you just sit here and I'll send my boss in. She can help you." It would make sense that a woman would run this establishment, women are certainly smarter than men who haven't been alive for seven hundred years. The establishment was quite beautiful, demure even, elevator music playing in the background, no one would guess it was a whorehouse. Finally a slim woman appeared with Sam. Her hair was dark and it shone in the dim light.

"Hello, I'm Madam Claudia. Sam has told me you're not sure of what you're looking for. I"ve put some sample line-ups together for customers such as yourself." She smiled and pulled a rope. I smiled to myself as I sat there knowing I was never supposed to hear the gong she used to signal the men, of course my hearing is superior.

The first line up was of men ages 50 to 30, too old I told her. Most of them looked disappointed. Having been turned at age 19, I knew I looked young and beautiful, but my insides were blacker than obsidian. The next group of men were aged 18 to 25. I looked at Madam Claudia, secretly and unbeknownst to her I planted the thought of someone younger and she thought that's what she saw in my body language.

"Ah, I see, well we do have some younger than this, however, it will cost a little more."

"Money is no object, Madam." She nodded and sent the group of men from the room, then whispered to Sam to go get the young ones. She smiled at me and said,

"We get quite a few of your kind in here, but our boys like it, I promise you."

"Um thank you?" She smiled again and the door opened. I had found what I was looking for. Young ones from 5 to 17, and only one had caught my eye. He was little being hidden by a lithe 15 year-old with a braid. I stood and walked to the 15 year-old. He grinned at me.

"Like what you see mister?" I smiled into indigo eyes.

"Yes I do."


Okay, what did you think? If I get enough reviews I might think about typing up the next chapter of it all, by the way! Who do you think my illustrious vampire is? We'll see if you guess correctly. Until we meet again!