My next addition. Ah, I fell so pleased with myself. REVIEW OR I'LL SET MY GOBLIN HORDE AFTER YOU!

Disclaimer: None of this I own except the plot. Keri is my one of my best friends and Laura is my other best friend. She wished to be in it. I think I'll add the other two of our group of five to the story. OH YES! Lori is myself. Lori tis my real name.

Laura's Idea:

(Meanwhile in Dr. Scott's Lair)

"LAURA!" Scott screamed to his girlfriend. "Where's my coffee!"

After his preppy and nerdy girlfriend Keri had left him, he met Laura. Laura had been in a local pub and was thrown out from beating the bartender up for cutting her off. Scott and Laura became fast friends. Laura was as evil as he was, probably even eviler. She didn't take shit from anyone.

"LAURA! Hurry up!"

"Coming Scott" Laura replied with a false smile. She had long blonde, almost white hair. Unlike Keri, she was in no way a dork. She wore a black vampires corset gown, with a black silk lace up front. The bottom of the gown was ragged and frayed. Her eyes were surrounded by a heavy layer of eyeliner and her lips a pale gray color. To top off the outfit she had high leather boots with a skull and cross bone on the toes.

She swept over to Scott and sat on his lap. "Let me help you with this dear." She said sweetly. Then she stood up and poured the scalding hot coffee on his balls. Scott screamed like a little girl and ran off to change.

"Ok Number 2, tell me about this evil plan Scotty has." She said urgently.

"Well, I think it's brilliant." He confessed. "Dr. Evil could never think of it. Scott has kidnapped Austin Powers knowing that his dad will come to save him. When his dad shows up, Sr. Scott plans on planting a microscopic bomb, designed to look like a pimple, on his father's face. Once the time is right, Scott shall blow his father and uncle up."

"Scott thought of that?" Laura said her mouth hanging open. "I thought he was a brainless git."

"Well actually he has a partner in this scheme that thought of the plan, but he won't tell us who it is."

"Well I'll just have to get it out of him wont I?" Laura smirked deviously.

………………………………………

"Hello my name is Lori, can I interest you and your midget in one of our honeymoon suites?" The hotel clerk droned without looking up from her book.

"Um, no I don't think so." Keri snapped as Mini Me squealed in delight. "I'm actually looking for a place with two bedrooms."

"So you and the Midget aren't going at it tonight?" Lori quizzed with a disapproving look at Mini Me.

"NO WE ARE NOT!" Keri yelled. "I am here on business with my partner and his clone. We are looking for a room to stay. Are there any open?"

"Yeah sure." Lori mumbled as she pulled a room key from a box under her desk. "Room 12 in the back. Come up here in the morning to check out and pay."

"Thank You!" Keri fumed and they stormed out of the office.

They met up with Dr. Evil at the car. His eyes were a little puffy and his head was a light purple color. Looked as though someone bashed his head rather than cactus spines.

"Dr. Evil, are you ok?"

"Yes I'm perfectly fine except for the fricken sharp pains now going through my fricken head!" he yelled.

"Have you been crying?"

"No! I got a fricken cactus spine stuck in my eye!"

"Oh….. Well I got us a room for the night."

"Whoop-de-do Keri!"

Inside the hotel Keri set up her computer and began to check her email. Dr. Evil and Mini Me retreated to their room swearing under their breath. After a few minutes of deleting shit mail Keri came across a video clip labeled "Austin Power's Ransom Video 2".

"Dr. Evil!" She yelped. "Come here quick!"

Dr. Evil rushed out of his room wearing a blue night cap and pink fuzzy boxers. "What the hell is it?"

Clip: (Shows Scott sitting on his rotating chair next to another lady in a winged armchair.) "Hello again, this is Dr. Scott Evil and this is my lovely assistant Laura Copp. We have come here to tell you about the change in our plans. See-"

"Let me tell them Scotty." Laura interrupted.

"As you wish dear."

"It has come to our attention that the S.H.I.T. has sent out a rescue team to bring Mr. Power's to safety. In light of this recent discovery, we now demand our money by tomorrow night. If you fail to meet our demands, I shall be forced to kill your hero. I suspect you understand this. Have fun….."

"That was wonderful dear!" Scott said in delight as he stood up to leave.

"Oh shut up you idiot. I only did that so you wouldn't get your ass fried into bacon." Laura snapped. Whacking Scott over the head, causing Scott to run around blindly. "At least I stopped you from releasing our plan to-"(Scott runs into camera and screen goes black.)

(End of clip.)

"SHIT! What is their fricken plan!" Dr. Evil spat.

"Well, I don't know, but I'm puzzled on how they knew what we were doing." Keri wondered.

"Who cares! I just want to go back to bed."

"Night Dr. Evil."

"I AM NOT QUEER!"