So. This is incredibly short. Also, I wrote this a while ago, so the grammar and stuff might be terrible. Sue me, please. I just sort of threw this up here one incredibly boring day to see what happens. Magic? Perhaps...

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Gandalf skipped down the path, holding arope that was attached to Gollum's neck,singing, "Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I've got a beautiful feeling! Everything's going my way!" Yes, Gandalf was in high spirits today, as was Gollum. The silly little creature was right next to the skipping wizard, singing along, except that Gollum's words sounded much more like, "Precious, precious! Hisss!" to everyone who was listening. That included Aragorn and Aragorn, and he was not at all pleased to have to stay with these two…loonies.

'Oh...my…God.' Aragorn thought to himself, 'I swear, if I have to put up with these two any longer…I'll crack!' Aragorn knew he was already on the verge of madness, and any slight thing could break the tough man. That's it. He couldn't take it any longer. He drew his sword and cut the wizard down where he skipped, laughing insanely. "Ha ha ha ha ha! How does it feel old man? Huh! Not such a beautiful morning anymore, is it? HA ha hahahhahah!" Gollum tried to scramble out of the crazed man's way, but instead got his head split in two by the wild ranger's…dance. "Tra la lala!" Aragorn sang as he sliced the two bodies repeatedly, then ran off into the woods, still laughing and singing insanely, leaving the two bloody bodies on the road…for Legolas to find!

"THE HELL?" Legolas screams when he sees what remains of the body of one of his best friends…and the body of the other thing. "ARAGORN!" Legolas fumes, trying to think of what could have driven the ranger mad. He hears some rustling in the bush and quickly draws out his bow, fitting an arrow to it.

He hears some murmuring, then finally hears, "I am Agent Smith. I am Agent Smith…or am I?" Legolas stalks up to the bush and peers over the top… What he sees puts the elf back on his heels.

"ELROND?" Legolas yells, wondering why the elf king would be out here.

"IT'S AGENT SMITH TO YOU, BUB!" Elrond…er…Agent Smith yells back.

Legolas's eyes fill with water and he asks, "Bub?" he then runs off into the woods, crying. Agent Elrond sighs and looks around.

"What am I doing here?" Agent Elrond then shrugs and starts dancing in the bloody pulp that once was the proud wizard Gandalf.