I just thought of this a few weeks ago, it had to be posted. and I mean, had!

dont own Inuyasha. too tired to think of anything funny. (yawn)

Shippo-Yasha

chapter 1

BANG!

"Ow! Kagomeee!"

"SIT!"

SLAM!

It was just a typical day in the Feudal era for Shippo, Inuyasha, and Kagome.

Shippo had taken the snacks Kagome brought from her time to give to Inuyasha. He, however, was out strengthening the Tetsusaiga somewhere... or something like that. Anyway, long story short, Shippo ate Inuyasha's snacks, Inuyasha came back to find no food, and then you got here.

Hm. You miss a little, you miss a lot.

Kagome huffed. "Jeez, Inuyasha, I can't believe you. I brought more food, y'know."

Inuyasha sneered at Shippo, who sat on the ground rubbing the bump on his head provided by the ticked-off demon. "Nah. All of a sudden, I ain't too hungry." He walked away and jumped into a tree branch.

Kagome sighed, rolling her eyes. "He's such a pain in the--"

"Kagome..."

She looked down at Shippo as he tried to rub his head back to normal. As you could imagine, it wasn't working. Kagome walked over to her backpack to get some things she'd need for Shippo's injury.

Inuyasha looked to the ground at the two. Although he would never admit it... he was almost jealous of Shippo. He was supposedly the cute one in the group, he always had Kagome's attention, and she cared for him like his own mother. If only he could tell Kagome how he really felt. ...Yeah. Right.

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That night didn't go too well, either. Kagome brought back a few packs of ramen for dinner, and we all know how Inuyasha gets around ramen. ...Right? Well, whatever. So, anyway...

Kagome had already supplied noodles for everyone but Inuyasha. Shippo's was nearing completion over the fireplace. When it was finally finished, Kagome searched through her bag to find some for Inuyasha.

"C'mon, Kagome, I'm hungry!" Inuyasha whimpered impatiently.

"Well, you should've taken up my offer on those snacks I brought! Gimme a minute, wouldja!"

"Hmph."

Kagome's eyes widened. "...Uh ...oh..."

Oh boy. Inuyasha did not like the sound of that. "What?" he asked, a little scared.

Kagome tried to look innocent, so Inuyasha wouldn't try to kill her. "Uhh... Inuyasha..."

"Yeaaaah?"

"Uhhh... could you go one night without dinner?"

Oh. God.

Inuyasha would have dropped Tetsusaiga, thrown it into the river, and unintentionally killed someone right now. He would have, if not for his sanity. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, KAGOME! YOU GAVE THE LAST OF THAT TO SHIPPO AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAVE ANY FOR ME?"

Okay... So much for the sanity thing.

"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!"

After about two minutes, Inuyasha had made a six-foot-deep crater in the ground. For the night, better known as his bed, considering he was unconscious already.

Kagome walked away in a huff and sat down by her sleeping bag. She didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the night.

Miroku whistled. "He's really done it this time." Sango nodded. Shippo and Kilala just stayed out of it and enjoyed dinner.

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Kagome looked at her watch. 11:59. It had been just about an hour since she sat Inuyasha, and he was still out cold. He would probably be there the rest of the night. Then she looked at Shippo, who lay asleep in her lap. She smiled at the little kitsune. He was like a little son to her. And she loved the idea of being the boy's mother (I mean, come on, who wouldn't?). Kagome then searched through her pocket, and admired the shards of the Shikon Jewel she pulled out. Five. She couldn't believe they had already found two more shards. Something then caught her eye. She looked up and saw a falling star shoot across the sky. Quickly, Kagome closed her eyes and made her wish.

I wish Shippo and Inuyasha could understand each other a little better. Just for one day...

She breathed a small sigh, and lay down to fall asleep.

As Kagome closed her eyes, and the clock struck midnight, the star shone on the jewel shards. Suddenly, they began to glow... And so did Shippo and Inuyasha...

and, well, u see where its gonna go from there.

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