Things that will NEVER happen!
Chapter 4
Wow! It's been SOOO long! HEY SAKURA! –hugz-
SS: Hey K-Chan! –hugglz- Oh! I got's some clips!
He he! Today is gunna be EXTRA LOOOONG!
SS: Ok, this first one is with Rin and Shippo!
If Rin and Shippo got hyper on Pepsie and Chocolate…
"AHAHA! CHOCOLATE!" cried Shippo as he shoved more in his mouth. "FANX KAGOMEEEE!" he cried spitting chocolate EVERY WERE. Kagome hid behind Inuyasha. "Save me!" she whimpered and Inuyasha pulled out Tesusaiga. Shippo…waddled… over to Sango and Miroku. "Are YOU scared of me?" he asked after a sip of Pepsie, spewing it all over Miroku. Miroku screamed like a girl. "EWWWW! NASTY!" and he jumped into the river. Rin took a sip of Pepsie. "Sesshomaru!" she cried, spitting it all over his pure white robes. 'I will not hurt this lil girl…' she ate some chocolate, covering her hand with it, and started playing with Sesshomaru's hair. 'I will NOT hurt the lil girl…' and then she touched it. His fluffy. 'I WILL HURT THE LIL GIRL!' and Sesshomaru kicked Rin so hard she flew into the lake.
Omg! Poor Sesshomaru!
SS: AHA! Poor is right! AHAHAHA Ok! The next one is Sango and Miroku.
If Sango let Miroku grope her…
"Miroku! GROPE ME!" cried Sango. Miroku smiled evily and groped her. Kagome broke out laughing. "AHA! Sango and Miroku, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!" she sang. Inuyasha looked disgusted. "Gross man, that's… JUST DIRTY!" he cried, covering his eyes. Sango whipped her Hirikotsu at Kagome, and Miroku sucked her up. Inuyasha stood. "Who wants Coke?" he asked and the 3 of em cheered.
… wow.
SS: Yeah…. Interesting…
ANY WAY! I'll introduce this one! It is with Inu, Sess and Roku!
If the guys got spelled Items…
"Sesshomaru… Miroku, I have presents for you!" cried Kagome. She put a bracelet on Miroku and a gem on Sesshomaru's forehead. Kagome whispered in Sango's ear. Then in Rin's. "Pervert!" cried Sango, and Miroku slapped himself. "Fluffy!" cried Rin, and Sesshomaru snuggled her. "WHAT THE HELL!" cried Miroku and Sesshomaru. "Tut tut PERVERT! God I hate PERVERTS, PERVERTS are so… PERVERTed! Don't you agree, PERVERT? Aren't PERVERTS annoying? They run around being PERVERTS all day, PERVERTED this, PERVERTED that! PERVERTS, PERVERTS, PERVERTS!" cried Sango and Miroku was on the ground, his face swollen. "Owww… it hurts… help…me…." And Miroku passed out. "Hug me FLUFFY! Hug me FLUFFY! Hug me FLUFFY!" cried Rin and Sesshomaru was hugging her tightly. "Damn you" and Sesshomaru passed out from to much hugging. "THANK YOU KAGOME!" the girls cried.
Wow! Lucky Rin! Poor Miroku!
SS: Yep! Ok this is the last one! With Kagome and Inu! And you guessed it… at a hot spring!
If Inuyasha and Kagome went to a spa…
Kagome smiled happily. Inuyasha sighed. "Well Kag-" and he tuned, already seeing her stripping down for a MALE masseuse. Inuyasha sneaked over and knocked out the masseuse guy and put him in a closet. Inuyasha began massaging the oblivious Kagome. "Wow! That feels so good! This is the best I've ever had! Oh yeah!" cried Kagome and Inuyasha blushed deeply; having impure thoughts. Kagome sat up after it was done. She got dressed and met Inuyasha down stairs. Inuyasha walked up to her. "Like your massage?" he asked. "Yeah! But what made it REALLY great is that I imagined YOU massaging me… AHHHH…. That would have been heaven." Kagome giggled. Inuyasha smirked as they walked out. 'If only you knew Kagome…'
Ahem. Inuyasha is a pervert! Who brought this in?
SS: I believe YOU did K-Chan.
Oh… -ahem- I knew that. ANYWAYS! Hoped you enjoyed this one! Come again next time!
EXCLAMER: NO-
Oh god, I hate exclaimers!
SS: K-Chan! Shhhh!
EXCLAIMERS: DO TO RUDE COMMENTS, ONE OF YOUR HOST'S SHALL DIE!
See? Gay comments... HUH? Oh crap! -runs away from mad exclamer guy-
SS: -Reading REAL exclaimer message.- NO ONE WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN THIS PRESENTATION. APOLIGIES TO THOUGHS WHO ADORE MIROKU FOR MIROKU BASHING!
-beating the exclaimer guy up-
SS: -sigh- K-Chan! -grabs K-chan and kicks exclaimer guy far away-
Heh, he would've been dead meat!
SS: Oh, whatever! BUBI!