EDIT 2016

CONCLUSION: Well... for those diehard fanclubs (of which - in my more saner moments - I am a part of), I am sorry for this prolonged idiocy... but Evil Nanny-chan made me do it... and so, within twenty minutes, the evil deed was done! And I am sure you guess can see that by the crap-quality.

Pain In The Ass

Chapter 8
In Which the Enemies Are Overpowered and Kakashi Makes a Resolution

From afar, some unknown watchers looked on. On the east side wall stood Itachi and Kisame and on the west side wall stood Orochimaru and Kabuto.

"Well," Itachi said with his usual deadpan expression. "I never knew Kakashi-sama had other attractive attributes. A Sharingan. A thousand jutsus. Hot white hair. Cool mask. AND a muscled… body. I need to pay him another visit."

Kisame didn't hear him. He was having a massive… Nosebleed, too. Itachi blinked.

-0-0-0-

Meanwhile, Orochimaru and Kabuto looked on with amused interest as Tsunade laid hands on Kakashi and began to finish her work.

"Kakashi-kun has grown," Orochimaru noted.
"What we missed last time in our meeting, we will make up for next time." Kabuto readjusted his glasses.
"I didn't know that Konoha was into massive orgies," Orochamaru licked his lips sensuously. "Things have been changing I see since the old geezer died."

Kabuto sighed. Orochimaru gave him a sideways look. Tsunade backed away, giving the two Sound-nins a perfect view of a perfectly healed, muscled, Jounin rear. Orochimaru fell off the wall, splotching it with his massive… nosebleed. Kabuto didn't even flinch.

"I wish I could get my hands on him," he sighed. He stopped, pulled out a card and looked at it for a second.

Aburame Shino. Hobbies: Photography… Hmm… I've heard about him… and his photographs… I think a little visit is needed. Kakashi…..

Kabuto nursed his nosebleed quietly and daydreamed about grey-haired men.

We would fit together! Why did I leave Konoha?

-0-0-0-

Kakashi got up, finally finding his feet, and as the haze of pain disappeared, looked around. Everybody was still struggling to consciousness… From their nosebleeds. He turned around, looking puzzled. THUMP! Turning around again, he saw Tsunade collapse again.

"What is wrong with these people?" Kakashi wondered aloud. "People are seriously making no sense right now."
"Hey! You're mooning people, Sensei!" yelled Naruto. "Your Naked Butt no Jutsu is so powerful – even more powerful than mine! But just you wait! I'm going to create an even more powerful perverted jutsu than that!"

Kakashi rolled his eyes.

These people are crazed.

Clasping his sliced pants together, Kakashi backed away, sweat-dropping.

Next time I practice, I'm going to practice in private. Geez! I didn't know that kunai practice could be such a… pain in the butt!

THE END!

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Warnings: Extreme silliness, OC Canon Charas
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. This story does not reflect Kubo Tite or any of the original producers.