CAT: I haven't updated this in like...
Bakura: Seven months.
CAT: Haaaai! Seven months! Seven months? (Face loses color) Oh damn.
Bakura: What? Can I sell more tomato's?
Sia Bakura: (Behind Cat; cracks knuckles)
CAT: (n.n;;) Hi, Sia Bakura, 'sup?
Sia Bakura: (Eye twitches) Seven months CAT... seven damn months.
CAT: (;.;) I need to use the bathroom. (Runs in the direction of the bathroom)
Sia Bakura: I'll follow you in there!
CAT: I'm going to BOYS bathroom!
Sia Bakura and Bakura: (O.o)
Cat don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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They'd left Mai and Shizuka almost an hour ago. It was dawn, the day after Mai's plan was proposed to Bakura.
Anzu glared annoyedly at Bakura.
He glared back.
"Oh love bi-irds! How thy si-ing!" sang Jounouchi, for the ten millionth time.
"Shut up Jounouchi." said Bakura.
"Shut up Bakura." said Anzu.
Bakura growled.
She growled back.
"Well, 'ere's our stop." said Jounouchi, jumping out out of the carriage, he handed the map to Anzu. "Now Anz', you be extra careful, okay?"
Stepping out with her small bag around her shoulders she gave Jounouchi a hug. "Don't worry Jou, I'll be fine."
"Try not ta murder Bakura either."
"Hey, I heard that!" said Bakura, comeing out as well, his arms crossed over his chest.
Jounouchi rolled his eyes. "You two have fun, see you soon!" with that he got back in to the carriage and drove off.
"You know what I don't get?" said Bakura, as he and Anzu started walking.
"Anything?" suggested Anzu.
"Very funny apricot. But really, we have all this super technology. Hoover boards, jet packs, air cars-"
"What's your point?" snapped Anzu, observing the map.
Bakura glared. "Why'd we come in a carriage?"
"We're under cover stupid."
"As...?"
"Husband and wife."
No reply.
Anzu stopped.
"What?" asked Bakura.
She pointed at a small man who was standing in the middle of the street, he had pink skin and blue eyes with long red hair.
A goblin perhaps?
Bakura looked again. "I don't see anything."
"How can you not see that little goblin?" asked Anzu incredulously.
Bakura tared at her and shook his head. "You on crack." he said matter-of-factly.
Anzu passed him and kneeled down to the 'goblin'. "Are you a goblin?"
"Nope." he said. "I'm Lucas. The elf of sanity."
"Sanity?" asked Anzu.
"Yeah," said Bakura. "As in, your losing yours!"
"Ssssh!" hissed Anzu. "I'm talking to my elf."
(P.P) "Okay..." Bakura watched as Anzu continued her conversation with thin air.
"So, continue."
"Well you see that moron over there?" Lucas pointed at Bakura.
"Yeah," nodded Anzu.
"Your gonna lose your sanity because of him and I'm going to make sure it doesn't happen."
"But won't I look stupid talking to an elf? And why can't other people see you?"
Bakura slapped his forehead. 'Ra, she's losing her mind and we haven't even been here for five minutes.'
"Well," began Lucas. "Your on heat."
Anzu jumped back. "WHAT? I don't feel like it!"
Bakura watched uninterestedly and began chaseing a butterly whilst wearing a blue thong. (A/N: Don't ask me how he got it, it's anime remember?)
"Well you won't, it's not going to affect you properly for another few hours. But he's the only guy around, see?" Lucas pointed at Bakura. "For a while."
"I can hold it." said Anzu determindly.
"No, no you can't. It's going to be intense." argued Lucas.
"My parents-"
"You'll go insane if you don't get him in your pants." finished Lucas.
(O.O;)
Anzu timidly turned to the white haired moron that was chaseing a blue butterfly with a net...
"NOO!"
Bakura fell to the ground as the floor under him started shaking violently. "DAMN IT WOMAN! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
A few minutes later:
Lucas had announced he was leaving Anzu for now to return to his kingdom in lolly-pop land, Anzu thanked him for his help and said good bye. He also said he'd come every once in a while to check up on them.
Bakura watched as Anzu glomped the air in happiness and surprisingly, the air glomped her back. Then she had hit it and told her to never grope her again.
Realising he was walking with a bomb, Bakura began the conversation lightly, though she seemed distant from him. 'Damn, what's wrong with her? She's acting weirder then usual.' "So, how was Lucas?"
"Fine. He told me to say hi and that you lacked imaination so you couldn't see him."
"... Oh, I see. So when is our stop?"
Anzu looked back at the map. "A few hours from now, at the village Baisa."
Bakura frowned, then suddenly decided to ask what he'd been wanting to for a while now. "Why's there a bomb in your back pack?"
"You think no one's after you grand papa's treasure?" she asked, raising her eyebrow. "In case you don't know," she continued, after seeing Bakura open his mouth in anger. "They are. Lots of people would kill for this map."
Bakura raised an eyebrow. "Like...?"
Anzu grimaced. "Like the Assasain Azra for one thing, the Grand Thief Jina and of course, who could ever forget Count Dracula's one and only descendent Akira?"
Bakura rolled his eyes. "Number one: Azra? She's in hideing."
"Therefore she could be anywhere." reasoned Anzu.
Bakura carried on. "Number two: Grand Thief Jina, huh? Well, my stealing skills are far ore advanced."
"Yeah," said Anzu, smileing happily. "That's why I whooped your ass and snatched your clothes for hours before you caught me. And that was the first time I've stolen anything since second base in mini league baseball."
Bakura, still not put down, went on. "And finally, Akira..."
"Yeah?"
"...Akira's..."
Anzu smirked. "Hai?"
Silence.
"Heh, I knew it." Anzu's smirk grew wider. "So even if we don't run in to Azra or Jina, we still gotta look out for Akira."
Bakura frowned.
"Well?" she cocked an eyebrow.
"That rhymes." he said, and quickened his pace.
Anzu smiled. What an interesting adventure this was going to be, especieally with Lucas around and her going on heat somehow.
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Cat: XX
Sia Bakura: Perhaps I over did it?
Bakura: You slammed her with a frying pan ten times in the face... very hard, might I add.
Sia Bakura: Well atleast now, she'll update this quickly.
Bakura: Hai, want to do the honours?
Sia Bakura: (Smirks) REVIEW OR CAT WILL DIE A DEATH THAT INVOLVES FRYING PANS!