Cat: Peoply like my stories but no one seems to review. (Sigh) I'm not all that sad though. Because I just read Yugi the short tenth grader. Once you read this you have to go check it out. It's on my fav's IT IS HILARIUS! I RECOMEND TO THOSE WHO JUST LOST THEIR FIC'S!

Disclaimer: Chained and Torchered does not own Yu-gi-oh.

Bakura sighed today was like any other day. His little brother Ryou was in the kitchen cooking and he was of somewhere that was not here.

He walked down the street and stopped at a male outfit shop. He walked inside and was attacked by atleast four salesmen.

"Sir. This'll look great on you..."

"I recomend this..."

"You'd look terrific with a little..."

"SHUTUP! ALL I WANT IS TO LOOK AROUND!" he shouted. The salesmen ran away and left him. He looked around for a while and saw an outfit he liked. It wasn't like him to shop but this outfit suited him. It was a black t-shirt with baggy black pants. Ok so it didn't suit him much, but he was still gonna buy it.

He walked to the counter.

"How can I help you sir?"

"I want to buy this."

"Alright, let's see..."

20 minutes later:

'This would've been easier if I just killed him.' thought Bakura.

"And here you are. I folded it, ironed it, washed it, ironed it again and folded it again. Come back again!"

'Yeah right.' thought Bakura while his eye twitched.

He walked out and decided to go home through the ally. While he walking he bumped into someone.

"Hey watch it!" he said.

The person looked up. It was a young girl with blue eyes and short brown hair. (A/N: Guess who.)

"Why don't you?" she said glaring at him.

"I'm warning yoou girl."

"I'm warning you." then suddenly she pushed him and grabbed his bag and ran.

"Hey!" he shouted running after her. 'That girl will learn to never steal from a thief.' (A/N: Anzu and Bakura don't know each other yet, Ok?)

He chased hr for about an hour and they were out of Domino and now in Blake city. Bakura slipped on something and fell. Causing his clothes to tear up. (A/N: Fangirls may drool, since I already am.) All he left were his pants. Again someone bumped into him, this time it was a man. He was a wearing a grey jumper with black stripes, black pants, black shoes and a black hat. He also had a brown bag.

The man raised his eyebrow.

"I'm sorry to do this, actually I'm not." said Bakura and he jumped the man putting on the guys outfit. Just then a few people came and glared at him.

"There he is!"

"The thief!"

"Grab him!"

And before he knew it he was being chased by them. He ran untill he was hit by something, not looking where he was going and all.

"I'm sorry." said a boy with blonde hair.

Bakura guessed he was the person who hit him, the guy was on a bike. Now normally Bakura would've beat him to a pulp but he didn't have time being chased by an angry mob and all that.

He jumped on the back of the bike. "Go! Now!"

The blonde man blinked but started the motor-bike leaving the angry mob behind.

"Who are you anyway?" said the blonde haired boy.

"My name is Bakura."

"Hello Bakura, my name is Malik. Nice to meet you."

"Yeah, whatever. You haven't seen a girl with brown hair and blue eyes have you?" asked Bakura.

"Hai. There she goes now." said Malik pointing to a girl they just passed.

Bakura's eyes widened. "STOP THE BIKE!"

Malik stopped and Bakura jumped of. Little did he know the angry mob hadn't given up their search for him. He saw the girl jump into a house through a window. He was about to follow when the angry mob came back. He gulped and jumped through the window, once he was in, he shut all the windows and doors. And looked around, He was in a dressing room. He smirked.

Outside:

"Open the door!"

"We know your in there!"

Bakura opened the door he had done a good job of disguising himself. Although he was hopeing for something else. He had long blonde hair and was wearing a blue dreass with a small ring attached to it.

"Hello." he said in a very girly voice.

The mob's eyes widened and a man came up to him.

"Sorry miss, we thought you were a thief. You haven't seen one with white hair now have yee?"

"I am sorry but no, I have not."

"Alright miss, and once again were sorry." and with that the man left.

Bakura sighed in relief and was about to walk away when a woman in a green dress grabbed him.

"We've been looking for you everywhere! Your on."

"But-" he was cut of when the woman pushed him on to some sort of stage. He squinted his eyes, there were way to much lights. Once he got his sight right his eyes widened. He was on stage and people were watching him!

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Cat: Dun, dun, dun, Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Bakura: You dressed me up as a girl?

Cat: Yup.

Bakura: (Scowl) So am I gonna catch Anzu?

Cat: Maybe.

Bakura: Review so I can know whether I catch Anzu or not!

Cat: (Smirk) Or if Bakura will finish the play he's doing.

Bakura: I hate you.

Cat: That's Ok. Review!