Cat: Yo my people, wazzup? (Gets hit by angry people who have waited more then half a year for an update) Ouch.

Dis: Still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! DON'T HIT ME FOR THAT TOO!

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Anzu stopped and looked around.

Oh damn.

She was lost.

She looked at the sign above her head.

'RIGHT, Death lane. LEFT, Suicide bridge.'

Silence.

'Whoever wrote this must've been pretty damn depressed.' Anzu thought.

The crickets chirped.

This place was spooky.

Her eye twitched.

"HELP ME! I'M LOST! ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET TO THE FRICKIN AIRPORT!"

"Umm, miss?"

A young girl with blond hair and green eyes stood in front of her. She looked around Anzu's age.

Anzu blinked.

"Yes?"

"The airports behind you."

-

Alice:

"Mommy, it wasn' me." the little girl said. Tears in her eyes.

"Now Alice. Don't start with me. I honestly have no idea what I did to deserve such a perverted child."

A young man walked past them.

"Ooh! Wait a minute, will you Alice?"

Her mom followed the young man into the bathroom.

Alice frowned. "Why can't she be NORMAL?"

The people in the waiting room stared at her.

Her eyes landed on a boy with slate coloured hair and eyes. "Hi." he said. He was around her age.

"Hello."

Suddenly his eyes widened in horror. "MOMMY! She's gonna touch my thing!" he turned around and ran.

All eyes were on Alice.

Poor, innocent Alice. Surrounded by idiots.

Suddenly she smiled and ran around screaming. "I'm gonna touch it! I'm gonna touch'em all!"

Ding dong ding.

"Please be on the look out for a perverted five year old that will touch your 'thing'. I repeat, please be on the look out for a perverted five year old tht will touch your 'thing'. Thank you."

-

Malik heared it.

Malik sighed and then...

Malik grinned.

There she was.

"Anzu! Hey Anzu!" He hugged her from behind. He let go of her and she turned around, giving him a huge scare.

IT WASN'T ANZU!

"HELP! RAPE!" She screamed and attacked him with her bag.

"Stop! Please! I thought you were someone else!"

She stopped and blinked. He got a good look at her and felt his mouth drop. Not Anzu, but still... absolutely beautiful.

"Gomen nasai." she bowed.

"Hey Azzy!" she turned around and was greeted by a girl with long blond hair and shining emerald eyes... and Anzu!

"Anzu!" Malik pointed at her.

"Malik!" Anzu pointed at him.

"Ginny!" The blond haired girl pointed at herself.

(o.o;;)

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Ryou was confused.

It took half an hour to get to the airport.

It had been two hours since Anzu had left.

He was worried.

"Stop pacing." Said Bakura irritated. They had come back home an hour ago.

"Why?"

"Because your going to ruin the floor."

"I am not. I'm wearing sneakers."

Bakura rolled his eyes. "She has a black box right?"

"A television?"

"No, those celly tephs."

Ryou stopped and hit his head. "CELL PHONE!"

Bakura glared. "Duh."

Ryou pulled out his cell and dialed Anzu's number.

-

Kaiba:

'I have my information. But is it enough? Perhaps I need more. Favorite color. Yes I have that. Favourite food. That too. Favourite pizza toppings. Yep. Favourite song. Check.'

Five minutes later:

'Favourite pen. Yup. Favourite TV show. Got it. Favourite chore- OH SHIT I DON'T HAVE HER FAVOURITE CHORE! No wait here it is, dishes.'

Kaiba dialed her phone number. "It's a good thing these files have her phone number as well."

Ring.

Ring.

-

Ryou:

"DAMN IT!"

Bakura jumped back. "WHAT?"

"Her cells busy!"

Silence.

"I..." Bakura stared at his hikari. There was steam coming out of his ears and his face was red. "See our resemblance."

Ryou stared at him.

-

Anzu:

Anzu stopped the car.

"Hey! Why'd we stop?" Asked Ginny from the back.

"Your lucky I'm giving you a ride." said Anzu rolling her eyes.

"Yeah and your lucky that I pointed out that you were facing the wrong away, otherwise you may have gone down Death lane."

Anzu ignored her. After meeting the two girls, she and Malik learned that they were sisters, they bore no resemblance so Malik went and said. "Eh?"

They explained they were adopted.

They were visitng their foster parents in Japan.

And they couldn't get a cab.

So Anzu being Anzu offered the two a ride and some of Malik's food. Which they gratefully accepted.

"Hello." Anzu said into her cell. Ignoring Malik asking Ginny; "What do you mean 'Death lane?'

"Mazaki."

"Kaiba?"

"Mazaki."

"Kaiba?"

"Mazaki."

"Kaiba?"

"Yes."

"Kaiba?"

"Stop."

"Kaiba?"

"YES!"

Anzu grabbed her ear and howled in pain. On the other line Kaiba sweatdropped.

"What happened?" asked Azzy.

"Just a minute Kaiba." Anzu held the phone to her heart. "I think this is your stop." said Anzu and she was right.

Azzy and Ginny got out and thanked her for her help.

"So Malik," began Azzy.

And to Anzu's great suprised she felt jealousy bubble up. "Sorry but we have to go." And with that she hit the accelerator and of they zoomed.

Azzy blinked.

Ginny grinned.

"Come on." said Ginny picking up their bags. "Dad and mom are waiting for us." she headed up so fast she didn't hear her sister mutter; "Don't call them that."

And that was the last they saw of Anzu and Malik.

-

In the car:

Malik blinked. "What was that?"

"It's late." said Anzu and she started talking into her phone again. "How'd you get my number Kaiba, not that I mind."

"Dinner."

"What?"

"Friday."

"Huh?"

"Six pm."

"Eh?"

"Parisian."

"Gasp."

"Reservations under Mr. Kaiba. Don't be late."

Dial tone.

"What was that?" asked Malik, his eyebrow raised.

"I think... Kaiba just asked me out on a date."

"WHAT?" Immidiately Azzy was pulled out from his mind.

"Actually. He demanded one." Anzu grinned. "He likes me. Just wait til Ryou finds out."

"But," Malik started. "You don't like him back right?"

"I dunno, I suppose I should give him a chance though."

"When, where?"

"Sorry?"

Malik rolled his eyes. "Your date."

"Oh. Erm, Friday, six pm at the Paraisian. Why?"

Malik smiled to himself. "Nothing."

Anzu shrugged and continued driving.

'Yes Marik, little Malik is feeling naughty.'

Cat: Ack! Okay here's a teaser for you.