Author's notes: Ok, this is my new Naruto story. I warn you from the beginning! There are a lot of randomness in this story! If you don't like randomness leave I tell you! Lol. But, don't fret, there are also romance, action, humor, drama, well! Almost everything's in here! I hope you all like it!
Disclaimer: I wish I could own Naruto... ehehehehe... :x EVIL TOUGHTS! BWAHAHAHAH!
Warning! English is not my first language so if there are any mistakes, don't flame me for that ok? Thanks!
It was a normal day in Konoha, the birds were chirping on the trees, the wind was blowing soflty, the people were doing their chores and shoping, and the Hokage was giving out missions.
"Now, as you all know, we finaly made peace with the Sand."
The kunoishis and shinobis in front of the Hokage-Sama's desk nooded. Sitting in four chairs were the four flowers of Konoha. Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino, Tenten and Hyuuga Hinata. They were listening to what the Hokage had in store for the four teams. It had to be something grand and dangerous, no doubt about it.
"But, there are some matters that need our atention."
Uzumaki Naruto, who was leaning against the left wall of the office, yawned. Rock Lee stood next to him with a bright smile on his face and Hyuuga Neji, followed by Uchiha Sasuke, were leaning on the back wall, arms crossed and a serious expression on their faces.
"Now, what I ask of you, is to travel to the Sand and take care of those matters."
Nara Shikamaru, who was leaning on the right wall, sighed. Troublesome... he tought. Everything was so goddamned troublesome for him. Akimichi Chouji was eating some chips, silently, so that the Godaime wouldn't notice him, and Aburame Shino was playing with some of his bugs, while listening with atention to every word that Tsunade said.
"You are to meet with the Kazekage and take a tour to the place, make sure that they're not hidding anything from us and, on a second note, trying to find some spies that are said to be roaming the Sand, trying to break the agreement between us."
They all nooded. The mission sounded easy. Why was it necessary for all of them to go?
"Any questions?"
Sakura raised her hand.
"Hum, Hokage-Sama, why are all of us going?"
Tsunade leaned back on her chair and grabbed Tonton from Shizune's arms. Then she placed it on her lap.
"Well, the road to the Sand is dangerous. And, as I said, there are those who do not wish for an agreement between the two nations. And you'll go alone. None of your Senseis will be with you. You're going to have to prove your worth in this mission for, as you know, the Chuunin exams are approaching and you have to be well prepared. Any more questions?"
Shikamaru slowly raised his arm. Tsunade sighed and closed her eyes.
"No, Nara. You can't stay here. Altough you are already a Chuunin, you are needed on this mission."
Shikamaru lowered his arm while grumbling something in the lines of "Troublesome woman".
"Is that all?"
Everyone kept silent. There were no more questions to be asked.
"Ok. You'll leave tomorrow in the morning. Meet at the gate and don't delay. Pack only what's necessary and some extra clothes because you'll have to stay in the Sand for a while. I guess that's all. You're desmissed."
They all got up and left, each one went to their home to pack. Some of them were quite exited to be on this trip, while others were bored.
----------------Naruto's house------------------
Naruto had a small suitcase on top of his bed. He threw in some clothes, checked is kunai and shuriken pouch and then closed it.
"There! It's done. Now the real packing!"
He reached under the bed and took out one big suitcase. He opened it and placed it on top of the bed. Then he went to the kitchen.
"Ten packs of Miso Ramen!" he threw it in the bag. "Ten packs of Pork Ramen!" He threw it into the bag again. He continued with it's ritual until he packed the whole suitcase with Ramen.
"There! Now I'm done!"
Naruto smiled and went to bed.
----------------Shikamaru's house------------------
"ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ"
Erm... we will be back!
----------------Hinata's house------------------
Hinata sighed while closing her packed bag.
"Oh, why do I have a bad feeling about this trip?"
She wondered. Well, at least she would be able to see Naruto-kun everyday. So she smiled and tucked under the sheets.
"It will be fine."
She told herself before falling assleep.
----------------Shikamaru's house------------------
"ZzZz... AH! Uchiha! AH! I'm much better than him! AH! ZzZzZzZ..."
oO
----------------Lee's house------------------
Lee opened his drawer and took out 10 green spandex suits. He put them inside the bag and smiled.
"There! I have enough clothing for the whole trip! What do I need now?"
He opened another drawer and took out 20 botles of Sleek and Sexy hair gel. Once again he smiled to himself.
"Ok. Now I'm a prepared man! All of you who will stand against me, fear the mighty Rock Lee!"
Then he made the Good Guy Pose and his teeth went Pling! Then he remembered something.
"Oh! I forgot my Pling a pling White teeth all year Tothbrush!" He ran into the bathroom and packed 5 bottles of tothbrush. Now he was set!
----------------Shikamaru's house------------------
"Uhhh... Ino... hmm..."
Oo pervert! Oo
---------------- Chouji's house------------------
"One suitcase of plain Potato Chips!"
He looked over to a bunch of bags on top of his bed.
"Check! One suitcase of Cheese Potato Chips!"
He looked again.
"Check! One suitcase of BBQ Potato Chips!"
He looked.
"Che-...! Where is it!"
He droped the notebook he had in his hand and searched for his beloved suitcase with his beloved BBQ potato chips.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
Choumaru came running.
"What? What?"
"Dad! I can't find my BBQ Potato Chips!"
Choumaru sweatdropped and then looked at his son's bed.
"Hey, Chouji, you have all of those bags full with chips, you don't need BBQ chips!"
Chouji's mouth opened wide.
"Dad! Of course I do! Let's go buy some!"
Choumaru sighed and left the house with a hyper Chouji!
"Hey dad, let's buy some more suitcases aswell."
"For your clothes?"
"Clothes? Nahh! I need more chips!"
----------------Shikamaru's house------------------
"Grunf... troublesomeeeeeeeeeeee... ZzZzZzZz"
Erm... let's leave Shikamaru for last!
----------------Sakura's house ------------------
Sakura was on the phone with Ino.
"Ino-chan! Do you think we should take bathing suits?"
Ino sighed on the other end of the line. "I don't think so Sakura! I mean, after all we're going to the SAND country!"
"Well yeah! But there has to be some pools around there or something!"
"Sakura, we're going on a mission, not vacation!"
Sakura sighed while folding a dress and placing it on the suitcase.
"You're right... I guess I just have to take some of my mini skirts and tops to impress Sasuke-kun! Ihih."
Then she hung up.
----------------Ino's house ------------------
Ino stared at the phone.
"Oh that forehead girl is going to pay!"
Ino went into the closet and took out the smallest clothes she could find.
"Oh Sakura! This means war!"
----------------Kiba's house ------------------
"Ok Akamaru! You pack your bag, I'll pack mine!"
"Barf!"
"What do you mean you can't pack your own bag? I tought you were old enough for that..."
Kiba placed Akamaru on the floor and took out two suitcases of the closet.
"Ok, this one's mine and that one's yours."
He left the room and returned after a few moments with two GIANT packs of dog biscuits. He placed them in the suitcases and closed them with a big smile on his lips.
"There! That does it!"
"Barf!" Agreed Akamaru.
----------------Neji's house------------------
Neji placed his clothes neatly on the suitcase and all the stuff necessary. Neji was a cautious man, so he packed some more weapons. And that was it... Neji doesn't have any big secrets for us so let's move on!
----------------Sasuke's house ------------------
Sasuke, like Neji, doesn't have any secrets in store for us, so he packed his clothes and all he tought was necessary and went to bed without any fuss.
----------------Back at Shikamaru's house ------------------
Shikamaru was woken by some footsteps on the stairs that lead to his room. He quicly sat on the bed.
"I have exactly 7.5 seconds before mother reaches the room."
He got up and took his suitcase from under the bad. He grabbed everything he could find and stuffed it into the bag. He closed it with much cost and it looked that it was going to explode at any moment.
Just as he closed it, his mother opened the door.
"Shikamaruuuu have you packed already?"
She smiled sweetly at him. He nooded nervously.
"Good boy! And here I tought you were sleeping... how wrong I was."
She went closer to the suitcase. Shikamaru sweatdropped.
"Er... mom!"
"I'm just going to see if you packed everything necessary dear."
Shikamaru scratched his head.
"Mom! Belive me! I did!"
She smiled. "Then there's no need to worry dear. I'm just going to OH MY LORD!"
Everything that was on the bag jumped outside. There were clothes, shoes, books, and almost everything that was on Shikamaru's room before his mother went in, flying everywhere.
The Nara women looked at Shikamaru with flames in her eyes.
"NARA SHIKAMARU!"
Shikamaru sank to the ground. That night, the screams of Shikamaru's mother were heard troughout Konoha... and so was Shikato's laughter.
----------------Tenten's house ------------------
"Okay! I think I'm set! Let's see... one bag full of Shurikens, hmmm set! One bag with extra sharp kunais... set! One bag with Katanas, check!" And the list went on and on and on... Tenten never went anywhere without her sharp weapons. She would rather be cought naked!
----------------Shino's house ------------------
Shino looked over to his bed.
"All set. Now let's count."
He pushed his sun glasses up and started.
"Bugs number 1 to 50000? Is everyone there?"
"Aye, aye Captain!" The bugs replied.
"Number 50000 to 100000?"
"Aye, aye Captain!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Sponge Bob Squarepants!"
"Absorbant and yellow and pourous is he?"
"Sponge Bob Squarepants!"
Then they all sang.
"SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGE BOOOOOOOOOOB! SQUARE PANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS!"
It was madness I tell you...
So after our beloved Ninjas were all set for the departure, they all went to bed and slept the angels sleep that they deserved so much, because on the next day, only fate new what was going to happen to them...
Author's notes: And this is it for chapter one! Don't worry, it gets better, I promise! This is just the prologue:P review please!