THE
REIGN OF SOUL
Area: south of France, Soul's room.
Time: 9:30am
My bro and I are in my room watching morning cartoons as we have nothing better to do and I have nothing annoying to write to get more people annoyed. My bro somehow manages to convince me to watch pokemon, as he sais its better than the rest. At the end of the first of 4 episodes Ass releases his butterfree so it can be with another butterfree. In order to not release my name or my brother's, I shall be P (the first letter of my name) and he shall be J.
"Hey J…"
"Mm?"
"Why didn't the freaky kid
catch the other butterball?"
"Butterfree."
"Right."
"Cuz…er…they have to go to
breading grounds…"
"Uh…huh…is a butterfreak a
good pokemon?"
"Yeah."
"What a bum."
"Hehe…he also let free a pidgeot…and a…" J goes on with a list of powerful pokemon that Ash let free. 6 pokemons later…
"And all those are good?"
"Yeah."
"Jeez…no wonder he sucks,
he's only got measly pokemon!"
"He's got a pickachu…"
"Oh but of course, the fuzzy rat…" My demonic brain starts thinking quickly…
"What about Brock and
Misty?"
"Same story"
I reach for the computer; word 2000 opens, my fingers get going…
Area: The pokemon world.
Time: Unknown.
Narrator: Once again Ash and his friends are creek lost in the creek, creek forest.
"Gee, I wonder what those
"creeks" are…" said Ash in his usual and stupid voice…
"Well Ash," replied Brock.
" This is just a theory, but I think someone is hacking their way into our
cartoon by using a laptop computer made by the NEC company…a Pentium 3 I
believe…in France…with a CD of Dark project 2: The metal age inside. Of course
that's just a theory."
Narrator: The reign
of Soul…
"The reign of Soul?"
"Oh no. Not good."
"What's wrong?" inquired
our dimwitted hero.
"Soul Ash…Soul… I know
it's hard for you, but try to think…"
"Soul…Soul…hm…no I give
up, tell me!"
"SOUL [-] UNTER TOOK OVER YOU FOOL! WE'RE DOOMED!"
"Oh."
Back in the bedroom…
"Hey
P, isn't your nickname soul [-] unter?"
"Yeh
why?"
"Cuz…the
narrator just said: the reign of Soul. And now Brock is mentioning you over and
over saying they're doomed."
"Wait…I'm
gonna try something…I type, you tell me what happens k?"
"K"
[A.N:
To avoid confusion the pokemon world events will be underlined, and the
bedroom events won't. ]
Narrator: We find ourselves
in Ash's room with his two friends and Pickachu. Pickachu is obviously wearing
Pickachu slippers, Ash is wearing a bra and a pair of pants on his head…
"I am not!" Exclaimed Ash, just before a bra appears over his clothes
and a pair of pants over his cap.
Misty drops on the floor
laughing and rolling around.
"Oy
J…"
"Yeh?"
"Is
Ash wearing a bra and a pair of pants on his head?"
"Yeah…why?"
"Oh
man am I gonna love this…"
Misty is still laughing. Brock is reading a book on how to seduce men.
Narrator: Misty grows a
second head…no, make that…a third arm. Yeah. And she becomes all slimy and
sick.
"P…"
"Yeah?"
"You
gotta see this, Misty is all slimy and sick and grew a third arm…!"
"Is
that so…? Muahahahaha Hahahaha…!"
Narrator: Misty is no longer
laughing as she now has a bear paw sticking from her forehead, a kitchen sink
under her breasts and a weasel face. The slime has now dried and has turned a
sickly green.
"Uh…Misty…"
"Yes Ash?"
"Don't take this badly but…you're terrifying and…I'd like it if you
stayed away…"
Narrator: Ash loves Misty now.
"I DO SO NOT!"
Narrator: Misty loves Ash
too.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
Narrator: They kiss
"No! No! I WON'T kiss that freak of nature!"
"You can't really talk anymore Misty…"
"Shut up Brock!"
Narrator: They make love in
an attempt to have kids
"YOU'RE MIND IS TWISTED SOUL! LET YOU'RE HOLE FAMILY AND YOURSELF ROT
IN HELL!" screams the kid wannabe.
Narrator: You'll regret
that!
"Oops."
"Oops? Ash, you're probably gonna get Soul to make Brock join in too!
And all you can say is…oops?!"
"Ey
J, isn't this cartoon supposed to be for kids?"
"Yeah…"
"So
why is there pornography mentioned in there?"
"Dunno."
Narrator: Thanks for the
idea Misty…
"Shit"
Narrator: Brock puts down
his book and joins in.
"Never!"
Narrator: Brock, put down
the book…
"NO! I WILL NEVER KNEEL TO YOU!"
Narrator: Suit yourself…
"Uh-oh."
Narrator: Professor Oak
walks in. Brock jumps onto him, tears his clothes and the professor's off
before humping the old man.
"Man…I didn't know Brock liked the old geezer…"
"Me
neither…"
"Picka!"
Narrator: Oh right, I forgot
'bout the rat…er…you uh…just stay there for now, I'll find something…anyways…
Professor Oak has been humping Brock for a while now. Brock is now pregnant.
"Ey
Ash…"
"Yes
Misty…"
"How
long has this cartoon been going?"
"Er…30
minutes why?"
"YAY!
THE CARTOONS OVER!"
"Woohoo!"
"Finally!
My ass was getting sore…"
Narrator: damnit. Shows over.
You people can get back to normal.
"YAAAAAAAY!"
Narrator: Your forgetting
something…
"I…I
am?"
Narrator: Yes Misty. Its
Saturday. And do you know what happens on Saturdays?
"Gulp…!
It's…a…three episode marathon…"
Narrator:
Muahahahahahahahahaha…
TO BE CONTINUED…
