Disclaimer: I don't own FRIENDS or Star Wars, although I wish I did. No copyright infringement was intended, just a bit of harmless fun.

Authro note: This is just an idea I had once whilst watching the FRIENDS episode 'The one with Joey's big break'. Joey just so reminded me of Anakin, and then I wondered what would happen if I applied this storyline to Star Wars. This is my outcome. I appologise to all those who hate Jar Jar, he's actually the only one I could think of for Phoebe. But trust me, if Jar Jar had been like this in the films, I'm sure people would like him better! Oh and by the way, the opening credits do actually fit in with the theme of FRIENDS if you have it on in the background and sing along with it!

J.E.D.I (A Star Wars version of FRIENDS)

The One With Anakin's Break

It was early morning on Coruscant and Padme was visiting Anakin at the Jedi temple. She was sitting on a couch in one of the meditating rooms, flanked by Yoda and Mace. Obi-Wan and Anakin are also there and the five of them are reading.

Padme suddenly stopped reading and started blinking her left eye as if it was bothering her. The problems was that Anakin was on her left and thought that she was winking at him. He started to wink back. Yoda was watching, not quite sure what to make of it.

"What's going on? he asked and everyone else looked up from what they were reading.

"Well my eye is a little itchy." Padme revealed and everyone turns to Anakin.

"Uhh, mine too! Yeah." he pretends to rub it.

Mace turned to Padme and looked at her eye. "Wow that's really red!" he said. "You should go see my eye doctor."

"Arfour? I'm not gonna go see your ex-astrodroid!

Obi-Wan huffed in annoyance and everyone turned to him. "Arfour, that's all I hear. Arfour, Arfour, Arfour!"

"Since we've separated, I think I've mentioned his name twice!" Mace corrected but Obi-Wan still scowled.

"Ok, so Arfour, Arfour!"

Mace ignored Obi-Wan turning back to Padme. "It's not Arfour! Okay? It's this new droid and he's really good. Apparently he's friends with Artoo."

Padme put her book down, shaking her head. "I don't care! I'm not going to an eye doctor! No matter who he's friends with!"

Now it was Yoda's turn to put his book down. "Here we go!"

"What?" Obi-Wan turned to the Jedi Master.

"Freaks out, she does, anytime anything comes close to touching her eye, or anyone else's. Watch!" he said, taking one long clawed finger and moving it towards his eye. Padme flinched and looked away.

"Yoda! come on!" she protested and when she saw the others looking at her she sighed. "Fine, Okay. I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?

They all nodded and returned to their reading. After a while Mace looked up again.

"Hey Padme?" she looked up. "Remember that great song, Me, Myself and I?" On the 'I' part, he pretended to poke his eye. Padme flinched again.

"Mace! come on!"

"Want some lunch, does anyone? All in favour, say I!" and with that he poked his eye too. Padme freaked out.

"Yoda! Stop it! Come on!"

Now Obi-Wan had decided to join in. "Hey how much do I love the King and I?" he said, touching his eye with his finger.

"Obi-Wan!" Padme cried in exhasperation. The one person she trusted to not make fun of her had let her down. Of course it would only be a matter of time now before Anakin joined in, and sure enough he did, leaning forwards shouting "Me too! Me too! Me too!" as he jammed his finger into his eye.

"Just stop it, all of you!" she cried, not sure that she could handle anymore. Suddenly Anakin howled in pain, holding his eye.

"You ok there man?" Obi-Wan asked curiously and Anakin nodded.

"Yeah, I just got too excited!" he said and Padme couldn't help but smile with satisfaction. Hopefully Anakin would now think twice before teasing her like that again.

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way! (sabers clash)

Your jobs unnecessary,

The Galaxies a pain

It's like your always stuck in second gear

Well it hasn't been your day,

Your week,

Your month,

Or even your year,

But they'll be there for you,

When the planets start to fall

They'll be there for you,

Coz you've needed them before

They'll be there for you,

Coz you need them, it's true."

(Sung by Cody and the Clones)