Greg for Governor
Disclaimer: I do not own CSI
A/N: this is the faux-sequel to "Sanders for President."
June 24, 2005…FridayGreg had a plan. A plan for America. Well, maybe just for the great state of Nevada.
"You're doing what!" Nick asked.
"I am running for governor." Greg replied.
"Why?" Sara asked.
"Sara, Sara, Sara…." Greg shook his head. "I tried running for president, and that didn't work. Besides, it's easier to be the governor than the president."
"On what grounds?" Grissom asked.
"Jeb Bush and Arnold." Greg replied.
"He has a very good point." Warrick commented.
"No he doesn't! He's mocking the political system! It's a travesty of justice!" Sara exclaimed.
"You were all for me running for governor!" Greg exclaimed. "Why are you so against me now!"
"Because you have a chance of winning!" Sara answered.
July 5, 2005… Tuesday"Today's the primaries!" Greg announced. "So if you're an independent, vote for me!"
"This is like the finals… if you lose, you go home." Nick remarked.
"Excellent simile, my good friend Nick! So good, in fact, that how would you like to be my campaign manager?" Greg asked.
"You're taking this too far!" Sara exclaimed. "I won't let it continue! I'M running for governor!"
"How is that any less of a travesty of justice?" Warrick asked.
"You kid now, but just wait… you'll see…" Sara warned.
October 31, 2005… Monday"Well," Nick sighed. "I have good news and bad news."
"Okay, hit me." Greg said.
"The bad news is, you're losing in most of the polls. The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco." Nick told him.
Greg shook his head. "Time to kiss some babies…."
November 2, 2005… Wednesday"The polls are in!" Catherine exclaimed.
"And!" Greg and Sara anxiously asked.
"Grissom won!" Catherine replied.
"WHAT! GRISSOM! HE WAS RUNNING!" They both yelled.
"Yeah, and he won! Isn't it great?" Catherine asked.
"No!" Sara exclaimed. "It isn't!"
"Who was his campaign manager?" Greg suspiciously inquired.
"Warrick." Catherine answered.
"Drats… I lost to ANOTHER favoritism movement!" Greg remarked.
"What favoritism movement?" Catherine asked, confused.
"Dreadlocks!" Greg replied.