Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Oda sensei does.

Paper Trouble

-Chapter 1-

The Trouble Begins

It was a bright Sunday morning. Nami woke up from her bed and walked outside to breath some fresh air. And of course, as always…

"Thank you, Mr. Seagull. Here's your tip." She said to the seagull who usually delivered the daily paper.

Her eyes started to focus on the headlines. "Hmm…"

MR. CROCODILE SENT TO PRISON FOR 250 YEARS

She blinked. "Wow…"

She walked to the kitchen. Her eyes were still focused to the paper.

"Morning, Nami." A voice came.

She raised her head a bit and then back to the paper. "Oh, morning Usopp."

"It's that the today's newspaper?"

"Uh hum…"

"Any good news?"

"Ummm….wait….let me see…"

Usopp waited for the answer. His mouth was busy munching the breakfast sandwich.

"Ah! Look, Usopp!"

WEATHER FORECAST: BIGGEST STORM EVER HEADING TO WEST BROWN!

"So?"

"That's our destination today, you idiot!" She smacked his head with the paper. "We gotta tell Luffy to land somewhere!"

"Yeah, yeah, calm down. I'll tell Luffy later."

"…."

Suddenly.

"Now give me that." As quickly as light, he snatched the paper from Nami's hand.

"Hey! I'm still reading!"

"You can read later! You're so slow whenever you read a paper."

"That's because I read ALL the news and analyze it. Well, not all. Maybe except…."

Usopp didn't listen to all her yelling.

It was his turn to focus on the paper. He searched for his favorite column.

TODAY'S GOSSIP

"Except that." She finished her sentence. "Usopp, you're so disgusting. How can you read all those fake stories?"

"It's entertaining, you know."

"But it's fake! Its against human right. Its disturbing someone's else privacy. I always skip that column."

"I know…but it's fun. Look."

BUGGY PROPOSE MARRIAGE TO ALVIDA

"Hontou?" Nami blinked again. "Why would Alvida want it anyway?"

"Nami, it's just gossip. Don't just believe it that way."

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. That's why I hate it." She rolled her eyes.

"Hummm, and then…." His eyes searched for another gossip.

Suddenly his eyes widened in surprise. "…!"

"What is it, Usopp?"

"Aaaa….hem…"

"What is it? Stop playing secrets with me!"

"Nami….you might not wanna see this…I-It's…."

"What? Give it to me!" She snatched back the paper from his hand. "You're making me curious. Now, where is-"

"WHAT!" She shrieked.

LATEST LOVE AFFAIR: SWORDSMAN ZORO AND NAVIGATOR NAMI

"What the hell is this!"

"See…told you…"

end of chapter 1

Haha, I know….I know….It's kinda messy. !

It took me 30 minutes to write this story. It happened so fast. I was in the middle of doing my school task when suddenly I lost my concentration because I accidentally looked at One Piece poster which was hang on my bedroom. And then….the story goes.

Anyway guys, review pleaseeee.